You guys! It’s less than a month until Valentine’s Day! And if you actually care about this manufactured holiday, that means you have less than a month to find the perfect gift that’ll cause your loved one to swoon with passion and subsequently bang your brains out (that’s how it works, right). Now, we don’t know much about romance, but we’re pretty sure that nothing says, “I love you” quite like a model of your genitalia.

The past of the porn industry is someplace I like to hear about, but I wouldn’t want to visit it.

Tales abounded of adult movie theaters, where the floors were sticky from countless patrons who pleasured themselves in the flickering light of 24 frames a second. Of strip clubs that were dark, illuminated by weak lighting and the red glow of cigarette cherries. Of live sex theaters that reeked of cum and bleach.

Two years ago, we were blown away by the Real Touch masturbation sleeve, a self lubricating pleasure device designed to sync with POV porn clips to create the realest sex experience out there (aside from, uh, actual sex). We didn’t think that Real Touch could top that product, but their

Last year, Pink Visual showed us the very beginnings of their augmented reality technology. This year, they went one better: now you (yes, you!) can watch yourself getting a blowjob from one of your favorite porn starlets. How does it work, you ask? At the Pink Visual AEE booth, you

At the 2010 Adult Entertainment Expo, Pink Visual intrigued us with a demonstration of some very rudimentary erotic augmented reality technology. This year, though, they’re planning to wow us with the real thing: get ready for free (virtual) blowjobs, everybody! Though it remains to be seen how well the software

With brand new iPhones landing in the hands of happy customers all around the country today, we find our thoughts turning to one of the most pressing questions of the day: how will these new devices affect our sex lives? True, at first glance there’s no reason to think that

Forget James Cameron and “Avatar”: if 3D TVs ever reach the mass adoption stage, it’ll be thanks to the efforts of AV Idols like Mika Kayama and Yuma Asami. These two lovely ladies are slotted to star in Japan’s first DVDs shot for 3D TVs (creatively named “3D X Mika

The director of “Caligula” has announced that he plans to make the world’s first 3D erotic film. Anyone know who’s supplying him with his time machine? (hollywoodreporter.com, thumbnail)

Internet-enabled computers managed to transform the way we consume porn—as did smartphones like the iPhone a few years later. Now, with the iPad, Apple’s released a whole new class of device: how will it effect adult entertainment? Well, if you ask us, it probably won’t—or at least, not in the

The description for AEE’s Saturday morning main stage offering was simple, yet compelling: Sex Robot Unveiling. Yes, on the third day of the show, we were invited to watch history in the making, and meet Roxxxy TrueCompanion. Granted, we’d already seen her sitting on the couch in the TrueCompanion booth—we’d

Is it the end of September already? Why, that means that it’s almost time for Arse Elektronika—San Francisco‘s annual festival devoted to sex, tech, futurism, and, of course, robots and the people who love to fuck them. This year’s edition (theme: “Of Intercourse and Intracourse”) promises to be just as

We tend not to give too much thought to the future of sex (the present of sex is more than enough to keep us occupied). But we still have to wonder just what sex will be like in…the future. Will we still be boning when we’re all plugged in to

Despite our well-reasoned objections, Porn Valley (and Pink Visual, specifically) continues marching towards producing 3-D porn…and there are people who are really, really excited about it. CurrentTV takes an indepth look at the issue…and reveals how, exactly, 3-D gets made! · 3D Porn (current.com)

Do you love camgirls? Do you love3-D porn? Well, Jess (of UndressJess.com) might be just the girl you’re looking for. Using a fancy little Minoru webcam, she’s started recording some of her videos… in 3-D! And if, perchance, the thought of 3-D cam shows makes you more queasy than curious,

Giles Walker‘s pole dancing robots are intended as commentary on our surveillance society—but we prefer to see them as a small taste of adult entertainment for robosexuals. Indeed, if David Levy‘s right about all of us eventually shacking up with our robot friends, then this video could, in fact, be

Looking to augment your breasts without any scary surgery? Put away the F Cup cookies and pick up your cellphone: a Japanese scientist has developed a ringtone that allegedly enlarges breasts. · ディスカバリーチャンネル 苫米地英人 (youtube.com, via BoingBoing

Ever wondered what your sex life will look like… in the future? We’re not just talking about who you’ll be bedding and whether your porn will be in 3d—we’re talking sci-fi sex here. When will we be getting it on with supersonic fuckbots? Or having orgasms at the press of

In the future, when we’re living on Mars, driving our space cars, things like global warming will be a thing of the past—but we’ll have new problems… like how to have sex in zero gravity! This past weekend, the History Channel took the time to investigate this pressing concern, exploring

Some day, we’ll all make love in red velour sleep pods with built-in champagne dispensers and flat-screen TVs, but even in the future we probably still won’t have a way to get those stubborn stains out of your sheets. (Gizmodo)

Scientists at Tel Aviv University claim that they have taught a computer how to recognize a pretty face. Think of all the time we will save not clicking on “Hot or Not” now that machines can do it for us! (zmescience.com, via nerve.com)