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Proof that True Blood

Proof that True Blood‘s vampire shower sex could have been a whole lot hotter

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The Red Scare Is Italian, Alluring, And Full Of Nipples

The Red Scare Is Italian, Alluring, And Full Of Nipples

We have no idea who “il comunista” is in this recent Italian television movie, but Edda Ciano doesn’t seem to have any problem taking off her top even with the threat of Communists all around her. Between the retro styling, the Sicilian scenery, and the frequent flashing, we’re reminded yet

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Every Young French Skinny Dipping Babe Into The Pool!

Every Young French Skinny Dipping Babe Into The Pool!

Remember those days when carefree nudity and joy turned to young love and heartbreak? Here’s yet another reason to: install a pool, learn French, stop watching American television, reverse time and be eighteen again, etc. We don’t know much about “L’amour, c’est la honte” besides the fact that it means

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“Californication” Is Boring, Except When There Are Boobs

“Californication,” the show that probably didn’t make David Duchovny a sex addict, has a lot of sex in it. After all, it is about a sex addict — and isn’t that all those people think about anyway? Nevertheless: even though it’s full of sex, the show somehow manages to be

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Previously On "Weeds": Nancy

Previously On "Weeds": Nancy’s Boobs Say Goodbye To Another Season

Lest you think the highlights of the last two episodes of “Weeds” this season were restricted to glimpses of hot man booty, loyal viewers were also treated to yet another extended naked shot of Mary Louise Parker in a bathtub during Sunday’s finale—so extended, in fact, that the producers almost

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Savanna Samson Heats Up The Evening News

“The Daily Show” has always wanted to perk up your regular evening TV watching and kick mainstream news outlets in the butt. So why not do so by recasting the Evening News with Savanna Samson in the role of Katie Couric? It may just supposed to be a joke, but

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Remembering The Glory Days Of The Boob Tube

If you are as old eternally youthful as we are, then you remember when television was just three channels and the best you could hope for when it came to boobies was a swimming pool catfight on “Dynasty.” TV had to be a lot more creative back then and so

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Pink Gets Exposed At VMAs

At this point, wardrobe malfunctions are almost a required part of awards shows. In fact, if Pink hadn’t exposed a section of her duct-tape covered boob while performing at MTV’s Video Music Awards last weekend, well, we’d have felt downright cheated! (entertainmentwise.com)

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A religious “family” group is complaining that Playboy’s “Girls Next Door” show is “nothing more than an infomercial designed to promote Playboy Enterprises’ various products.” Um … do they not understand how television works? (avn.com)

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Oh! Canada, We Fap For Thee

Canada is launching a new pay television porn network that promises to show at least 50% homegrown Canadian smut. Gee, that’s an awful lots of pucks. (theglobeandmail.com; photo of proud Québécoise Lanny Barby via this)

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Larry Flynt Fights For Our Right To Fap In Peace

You’ve seen “The People Vs. Larry Flynt” countless times and read every issue of Hustler cover to cover. But believe it or not, there’s a lot about Larry Flynt that you just don’t know–and IFC aims to school you with their tell-all documentary “Larry Flynt: The Right To Be Left

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Previously On “Weeds”: Nancy Gets Seriously Laid

After Nancy’s spankalicious tryst on last week’s episode of “Weeds”, we thought we’d have to wait until the season finale drew closer to see more of Mary Louise Parker aside from what she’s been showing off in those insanely short skirts she’s been sporting all season–after all, while the show

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Last Call For “Call Girl” (For Now)

Last night was the season finale for the first chapter of “Secret Diary Of A Call Girl”, and while we don’t know when (or if) the second season will begin we hope Billie Piper keeps finding work in the meantime. Sure, real call girls probably roll their eyes every time

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Burlesque Balloon Babe Braves Big Bong … Er, Gong

Yes, we’re still watching The Gong Show every week, but only because we’re awaiting the glorious return of The Unknown Comic. (Ask your parents.) Fortunately, we are still occasionally entertained by some of the acts that come through there, like the appropriately-named Katie Balloons, who proves that balloon fetishism is

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HBO has canceled our favorite show, “Tell Me You Love Me“–which means we will never find out what really happened to all those full-frontal couples and their dull, passionless relationships. Maybe we’ll get to see some full-on penetration in “Mad Men” this season instead? (hollywoodreporter.com, via nymag.com)

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Previously On “Weeds”: Nancy Gets Spanked

While we continue to love our “Weeds”, we have to admit it’s been going to some pretty dark places this season–not to mention a few implausible ones. Why did Nancy decide to save the doublecrossing Celia from being offed by her mota-smuggling overlords anyway? Is it really possible to dig

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It’s Always Sunny With Mayte Carranco

The votes are in, and Mexico’s Mayte Carranco has been deemed the world’s hottest weather girl. The competition was stiff, but with her penchant for wearing midriff bearing outfits and prancing around in her bra on the air, Mayte ultimately prevailed. We think we can safely say the best weather

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The Gong Show Returns: Bring On The Naked Freaks!

Have you heard? The Gong Show is back! We were very excited to learn of this development, because we like nonsensical performance art and big shiny metal objects. But mostly we’re just tuning in hoping to see whatever 2008′s version of The Popsicle Twins might be. After all, the very

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We’ve been meaning to slog through this groundbreaking investigative TV news report on sex and our culture–but frankly, we just can’t. We don’t need John Stossel’s mustache to tells us how we’re ruining America–we’re well aware of that already. But if you want to be reminded about society’s impending doom

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Four and a half years after that infamous “wardrobe malfunction” that shook the world, a federal appeals court has overturned the $550,000 fine the FCC slapped on CBS for showing the entire planet Janet Jackson’s right boob … which means that the sum total of the entire saga is officially

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