Okay, so this is a little off the “beating” path for us… But as part of the crossroads between smut and internet, we may as well dive down — deep down. This sort of reminds us of the fun/smutty emoticons and symbols we used to toss around in IMs and chat rooms for cybergiggles, but taken to the next level. Why, our friends and fellow chatters would have fallen off their desk chairs! And apparently this may be the ass of Jada Stevens, Buttwoman herself, now immortalized in character code. Can any savvy buttfans confirm? Either way: Internet, Smut — you make a great couple.

Earlier today, Google announced the launch of Google Instant, a new tweak that allows you to see your search results without clicking that pesky search button. We were super excited…until we noticed that none of our searches were working. See, Google Instant won’t instasearch everything: even if you have safe

For the past two years, the team behind “The Midwest Teen Sex Show” has been doing their part to edutain teens about, uh, sex (and the plethora of issues that surround the topic). Now, the team’s been given a chance to impact an audience beyond people on the internet. Comedy

We’ve been enjoying the photos some of our favorite pornstars have been posting to TwitPic—but apparently TwitPic isn’t as enamored as we are. Recent reports indicate that several stars have had their TwitPic accounts suspended. Oddly, many of the stars who were suspended (including @AvaRoseXXX, @NikkiBenz , @TheJessicaDrake, @DanaDeArmond, and

Hot on the heels of PornStarTweet, we now have AltGirlTweet and WebGirlTweet, as well as the soon-to-be-launched GlamTweet. Could PornBloggerTweet be far behind? (altgirltweet.com + webgirltweet.com + glamtweet.com, via xbiz.com, thumbnail)

Because Digital Playground is a studio that wants to make all your dreams come true (well, the sexy ones, at least), they’re giving fans the opportunity to go beyond merely watching their stars. On March 16, 18, and 20, fans will have the chance to video chat with one of

Searching for the most beautiful nude woman on the internet seems like a bit of a Sisyphean task, to say the least—but can you really blame the Ms. Nude Internet pageant for trying? True, it may be difficult for the organizers to recruit—or even track down—all the beautiful nude women

They use Twitter to tell the world about their sex lives—at least in the case of Diddy. Call us crazy, but we much prefer reading Stoya’s Twitter feed. (twitter.com, via thefrisky.com)

Given how much the world loves sex (and teens!), you’d think that “The Midwest Teen Sex Show” would have an easy, breezy path to success: but you would think wrong. The sex ed podcast, which has been educating (and occasionally titillating) the teens for over a year now, has seen

If, like us, you’re mainly interested in Twitter for the pornstars, then direct your attention this way: PornStarTweet allows you to easily stalk your favorite stars… without the fuss of actually joining Twitter. (pornstartweet.com, thumbnail)

We weren’t exactly surprised to discover a Flickr group devoted to Second Life porn—naughty behavior seems to be SL’s raison d’etre—but we were a little surprised by how hot it was. Granted, we don’t spend that much time exploring Second Life—what with the busy first life and all—but we just

Virgin Galactic may have dashed our hopes of space porn, but at least Virgin America is offering their passengers unrestricted inflight wi-fi. Yes, that means you can finally read Fleshbot while flying cross-country. (avn.com, thumbnail)

Nowadays, porn is everywhere: in the magazines, on the teevee… and all over on the internet. So it’s understandable that parents might want to protect their kids—perhaps with a kid-safe search engine like KidRex. KidRex—certified by kids, for kids!—is pretty good at its job. Just try searching for “vagina” (go

What with all the piracy and tube sites and the flailing economy, it can be easy to see why adult entertainment companies might be a tiny bit worried about their future. But wait, there’s hope! AVN has a few ideas about how to stay in business… while giving content away

Like you, I cannot think of Birthday Girl Danni Ashe without thinking of her enormous contributions to online adult entertainment and her pioneering work in bringing pictures of breasts to people who previously had none. I also cannot think of Danni Ashe without thinking of a product I was once

Good news, everybody! The FCC has revised their plan for a free wireless network that blocks all adult content—they’re now pushing for a free wireless network that doesn’t block the good stuff. Woohoo! Free porn! · Martin drops porn filtering from FCC free wireless broadband plan (arstechnica.com, via Violet Blue)

Say you’re a classy strip joint gentleman’s club looking to upgrade your marketing for the new millenium. What do you do? How about making one of those podcasts? That’s what the kids are into, right? We can only assume that that was (more or less) the idea behind “Ask A

Well, what do you know—the FCC has delayed a vote on their to create a free wireless network with absolutely no porn. Apparently some people have a problem with it. (Like, uh, us.) (alleyinsider.com, thumb)

Breaking: Australia’s massive porn filter is a stupid idea that’s doomed to fail. We could have told you that ourselves, but it sounds way more legit when Ars Technica says it. (arstechnica.com, thumbnail via)

Sad news for social media enthusiasts: both Ning and YouTube have announced new restrictions on adult content, thereby making the internet a vastly more boring place. Ning, a ring of branded mini-social networks, will discontinue its “Red Light District” as of January 1, shuttering its adult-themed sites in an attempt