Dudes can find dudes with their smartphones, hetero individuals can find other heteros too, but what about ladies looking for ladies? Why isn’t there a lusty locator app for the vaginally-inclined among us? There is! (Or there soon will be!) It’s called The Sizzr, and it needs your help getting off the ground.
Take it from me: if you go to get your penis scanned and turned into a dildo, try not to think about the fact that your cock is patiently throbbing at the intersection of chemistry, sculpting, laser photography, sex toy manufacturing, 3D printing, American-made goods, and LGBTQ concerns. It will make you flaccid, and that’s no way to pose for a picture.
If you’re the kind of person who spends a lot of time thumbing through smut on your Android device, then I highly recommend you download Planet Pron. It’s elegant, easy to use, and gives you quick access to a huge variety of porn. Sure, there are a few kinks to work out here and there, but how nitpicky can you get about a free app that connects you to loads of naughty pics and vids?
My Words With Friends are few and far between these days…
The new procrastination game is Draw Something, which when played among friends is hilarious, and when played with strangers gives me hope in humanity. (Unless of course they WRITE THE FUCKING WORD in which case they can go to hell. WHY would someone DO that!?!)
FyreTV’s been delivering streaming porn to your living room for years now, but only if you have their dedicated box. Imagine if Netflix made you buy a dedicated machine instead of just working on any game console or TiVo or Blu-ray player you already have? Well, that’s what FyreTV’s been
Some clever redditor came up with a bookmarklet called Imagestash, and it just might change the way we handle pornographic images on the web. Now we’re going to start hoarding them like greedy smut trolls! (Because we’re totally not doing that already.) Imagestash isn’t that different from photo saving sites
From the land of cosplay and bukkake comes an interesting new trend: porn movies shot by HD cameras mounted on helicopters. Okay, maybe “trend” is a bit of a stretch, since as far as we know this is the only video of its kind—but it’s still an interesting concept. As
Way back when Apple first introduced FaceTime, we predicted that the video chat software might be a boon to your sex life. Thanks to iP4Play (which, despite the name, is not primarily a golden showers site) you don’t even need a steady partner to see how FaceTime can ramp up
Apple has made no secret of their distaste for adult content, rendering the app stores for the iPad and iPhone decidedly barren of sexy content. But what if someone a little more adult-friendly—like, say, Pink Visual—were in charge? Obviously, the app store would have a lot more nudity in it.
In all the years (years!) that we’ve been using touchscreen devices, it’s never occurred to us to operate the screen with anything other than a finger (and, okay, our nose one very cold day). Danielle Banks has schooled us. This delicious exhibitionist (and star of the eponymous Fuck Yeah, Danielle
AEBN just released a Content Developer Kit that will allow programmers to encode video content for the RealTouch. That means we’ll be able to simulate sex based on any movie or TV show we want! Here are some suggestions. Because now that RealTouch has started the process of opening up
Carlos Batts has given us permission to bring you this super-exciting news! His latest erotic documentary “Artcore,” featuring muse and object-of-Fleshbot-adoration April Flores, will be available to watch on your [insert fancy mobile device here.] Kinky iPorn is finally here! “Artcore” is the first in a series of the same
After Dana DeArmond gave us her thoughts on sexting, we started asking some other Crush Objects about their feelings on the matter. And guess what? It turns out Bobbi Starr loves sexting—and she loves Skype sex even more. We’ll let Bobbi explain her fascination with Skype sex herself, but for
Last year, Pink Visual showed us the very beginnings of their augmented reality technology. This year, they went one better: now you (yes, you!) can watch yourself getting a blowjob from one of your favorite porn starlets. How does it work, you ask? At the Pink Visual AEE booth, you
At the 2010 Adult Entertainment Expo, Pink Visual intrigued us with a demonstration of some very rudimentary erotic augmented reality technology. This year, though, they’re planning to wow us with the real thing: get ready for free (virtual) blowjobs, everybody! Though it remains to be seen how well the software
Meet the Cobra Libre: it’s a one-of-a-kind vibrating gadget for guys, it’s modeled after the sleek and sexy AC Cobra sports car, and it’ll be best friends with your frenulum preputii penis. What’s a frenulum? You’re about to find out. This toy represents a new direction for Fun Factory, the
Savage Love: it’s not just a newspaper column. It’s an iPhone app!
With brand new iPhones landing in the hands of happy customers all around the country today, we find our thoughts turning to one of the most pressing questions of the day: how will these new devices affect our sex lives? True, at first glance there’s no reason to think that
Think you’re going to get porn apps on your Windows Phone 7? Think again.
Microsoft recently announced that adult content will not be allowed in the Windows Phone 7 marketplace—which means 2 of the dominant players in the smartphone market have come out against porn. Do you care? There’s no question that the move is a slap in the face to the adult industry