Dang. We understand there are sometimes stipulations about teachers having to get administrative approval on jobs outside the school district, but this story still bums us out. Olivia Sprauer was a high school English teacher who worked as a glamour/bikini model under the name Victoria Valentine James, but as soon as her superiors got a hold of her pictures, she was fired.

If little (or big) Johnny isn’t doing so well in class, getting low marks with the dreaded “See me” scrawled in red ink across his test, we could see he might be a bit scared of what’s to come. But little would he expect that it’s gonna be him — all over the teacher! That should be really encouraging.

Could make for a sticky situation. But if the teacher in question is a sassy redheaded German one who’s into S&M, then you’re in luck.

Oh, wait, you’re saying Double D’s are good? Well that’s confusing. Why can’t we just say they graduated Summa Cum Titty or something? Latin might weird people out, but at least we’re suggesting that these breasts are big and sport high GPAs. The fact of the matter is that these

Nowadays, A’s are the new C’s, and everybody’s clamoring to get an A+. Only the brightest and most brilliant students can get them—or, you know, the ones who stay afterschool to eat out their teachers. Then, of course, cunnilingus becomes the new C and students will have to work even

To teach is to touch lives forever. To make porn? Well, we suppose that has a pretty profound impact on lives as well. Perhaps we should ask Liselle Bailey—after all the UK-based porn performer/director was formerly a teacher. Yes, though it seems like the plot of a bad porn (or

No teacher’s behind left. Anal Detentive. The buzzwords mount, and we can pat ourselves on the back all we want, but the bottom line is the same: compared with their European counterparts, stateside scholars aren’t fucking their teachers enough. And these Hungarian and Romanian educators don’t mess around the way

At long last the wait is over…almost…sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title “Teachers” and nothing will ever be the same again…we promise you. It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year…full of

We wish our high school teachers had been this hot. We would have been a lot more psyched about being sent to detention if these women were the ones we had to answer to. Armed with high heels, thick-framed glasses and an air of authority, these women are every sexy

Talk about headlines ripped from our fantasies: a California teacher is in hot water after a DVD she created for her students was discovered to contain footage of her masturbating. (Of course, in our fantasy, all the students are of legal age, and after the footage is discovered, everyone has

A school in Georgia has finally figured out a solution to the problem of teachers having sex with students–they’ve started having sex with each other. On school grounds. While class is in session. See, problem solved! (wrdw.com, image via sinfulteachers.com, via askjolene.com)

It’s really sad that the people who do some of society’s most important jobs usually get paid so little for their efforts–like this summertime prostitute who has to work as a teacher nine months of the year just to pay the bills! Can’t we vote in more pay raises for

In case you haven’t been reading the news over the past … oh, say, decade or so, there seems to be an epidemic in this country of teachers getting it on with their students. In the real world it’s the wrong thing to do, but that’s why we spend as

An Australian teacher was fired for this tasteful–but (sorta) nude–photo and a story about her sex life in a woman’s magazine. Hey, at least there’s one teacher who you know for a fact is not sleeping with her students. (livenews.com)

We hope no one feels we were being sexist during yesterday’s in-class fuck session. We wouldn’t want readers to get the impression that only female teachers give extra-curricular lessons to their students. Hot college girls want good grades too, and it’s a well-known fact—in the Pornoverse anyway—that they’ll do anything

We can’t be sure of the exact circumstances of each case involving sexual relationships between teachers and students that we seem to encounter every time we check the news these days, but maybe some of them start exactly like this one. A few muscleheaded jocks get held back for 10-12

· We’re struggling to find new words to describe babes like Patricia Manterola. We guess the old ones like “hot,” “smoking,” and “boobalicious” will have to do. (latenightpictures.com) · An elementary school principal gets caught on tape having sex with two different teachers and the parents got a copy of

· Finally, a respectful tribute to Anna Nicole Smith. We always sort of knew that sculpture were the only thing marshmallow Peeps are good for. (intuitionkitchenproductions.com, via Boing Boing) · Sunsilk model Aishika Chand is half Indian, halh Nepalese … and looks totally great with no clothes on. (bollyrock.com) ·

Pile into the station wagon while we take you to the ‘burbs and beyond in search of MILFs via today’s selection of some of our favorite recent writing from the sex blog scene.: these red hot mamas keep a smile on Daddy’s face (or tiptoe behind his back) as they