Judging by the step and repeat, it would appear that Tawny Roberts flashed her goods (the top ones and the bottom ones) at a party for Pornstar.com—presumably one that occurred in Vegas during AEE. Which leaves only one question, then: why on earth weren’t we invited? Don’t they know who

Thanks to Showtime’s incessant rebroadcasting of the 2008 AVN Awards, most heterosexualist audiences may be forgiven for thinking that Chi Chi LaRue is a failed Vegas lounge singer who marked the end of the show with a hysteria-inducing performance of a song we are pretty sure was titled “Tranny Girls

Old porn stars don’t die, they just move to Hoboken. We’d remind you to please not stalk the retired Tawny Roberts, but let’s face it … you’re never going to Hoboken. (realhoboken.com; Tawny memorial @ glam0ur.com)