You know when you have a projector screen and you are trying to pull it down from the ceiling and you already have to balance a stack of hardcover rare comics on top of a kitchen chair and still stand on your tip-toes because you’re sooo short and all of your friends that came over to watch Drag Race on your fancy projector are also all really short and you can’t quite figure out how to pull the screen down just right to keep it from catching or collapsing completely and you stand there like an awkward ballerina getting more and more frustrated? Maybe you should have just invited naked models over to project onto instead. Problem solved.

Who are we to say whether or not Taryn Andreatta is sitting in that chair properly? Our impulse is to be like, “Naw, that’s wrong,” but we’re sure there are people in the world who would say that she’s wearing that bra improperly, and we think that’s a narrow-minded assessment of the boob covering situation. It’s all about perspective.

We love us some Taryn Andreatta, and though we’ve had ample opportunities to appreciate every last inch of her body, we’ve never once considered her long flowing locks. The girl has waist-length hair, and in this video by Vincent Vesco, she puts it to good use. It’s all over the place except for her boobs!

Our favorite photographer of babes and ropes, Nicolas Guerin, is back and exploring the dark beauty of kinbaku or “tight binding”. And suddenly our figurative shorts are feeling a bit tighter as well.

The reclining nude is a familiar sight throughout art history, found in paintings, sculptures, etchings, frescoes, you name it. Now Taryn Andreatta–who we are quickly becoming obsessed with–is having a go at the archetype, and she’s brought a little taste of bondage with her.

We knew that Taryn was a hot one–it’s been proven not once, but twice–but we never would’ve compared her beauty to that of mother nature. Silly us! Fortunately, Alex Brunet paired scenic views and natural phenomenon with Taryn’s nakedness. Do the images go together? Duh, when don’t naked chicks and nature go together?

We don’t know much about Taryn Andreatta—we’ve only seen her work once before—but we do know that she can use her body to make even the plainest of tables seem sexy, and we appreciate that. Somebody get this girl to an Ikea, stat! · Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)

This shoot, titled “The Offering,” is timeless in more than just the excellence of the compositions; the photographs literally look like they could be from eras ago. In fact, they’re the brilliant work of photographers Mark Sink and Kristin Hatgi, who have shot Taryn Andreatta like some naughty turn-of-the-century pinup.