Tara. Hon. Can we call you Tara? Look, we need to talk. Your panties have got to start spinning plates or doing long division stat if you don’t want to loose our interest.We are having trouble enjoying your celebrity nudity. Part of the appeal of seeing the nether regions of famous people is the thrill of catching you off guard. And there is a difference between not giving a fuck and not caring. It seems like you don’t care if we see your panties or nipples.

Tara Reid was partying at the Stockholm Pride Festival last week, and when she went on stage to join her pals, Jedward, she slipped and fell on her butt, revealing her black panties to all. Sources now say that Tara’s panties caused the fall because they wanted to take control of the Pride Festival. Why do her undies crave power?

Perhaps Ms. Reid descended on Cannes in support of that American Reunion pie movie, but whatever her reasons for being there, she looks pretty glum. Her nipples, though, are basically thrilled and are doing an ecstatic starlet’s wave for us.

Some girls daintily flash their panties, Tara Reid straight up broadcasts them to the world. Hey, if you’re going to do it, do it all the way—especially if “all the way” means giving us a really good view of what’s going on between your legs. (Taxi Driver Movie)

It seems Tara Reid is a little confused about how this whole birthday thing works. Instead of demanding presents from everyone who crosses her path, she’s graciously giving a present to the world. The present of areola. (Via thenipslip.com)

When it rains, it most certainly pours…especially when the rain in question is sexy pictures of Tara Reid. After a long drought, we caught site of her panties last week, and now she’s giving us glimpses of ass and cleavage! Perhaps for her next act, she’ll completely disrobe? Hey, it’s

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from—or, let’s be honest, thought of—Tara Reid. But if she’s trying to find a way back into our hearts and minds, she’s sure found a splendid way to do it. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Say what you will about Tara Reid: at least she has the courtesy to actually take off her top when posing in Playboy…unlike certain other people we could name. · Tara Reid in Playboy (egotastic.com)

It’s been shockingly long since the last time we saw Tara Reid in a bikini: we were starting to think she’d given up on the sport of bikini endurance to go pursue, like, acting or something. But it seems she’s back in the bikini game–and with a shiny new green

Is Tara Reid in some kind of bikini-wearing endurance competition, because we seem to be seeing a lot of her swimwear wardrobe lately. Maybe she quit her day job; whatever that was. (wwtdd.com)

Tara Reid is looking fit as a fiddle these days, which means the gossip rags are probably accusing her of having some horrible disease. Clearly, it’s the poolside pushups at work! (egotastic.com)

Pity poor Tara Reid, who’s not only had her saggy stomach captured by the paparazzi but immortalized in art as well. Remember those days when everyone was only laughing at the scary-looking boob falling out of her dress? (egotastic.com + prettyontheoutside.typepad.com)