(Hint: They’re very sexual and love fucking.)

The money that you give your babysitter needs to go a long way, not just for basic amenities, but for socializing and having fun. They have to spend money on clothing, makeup, drinks, cabs, contraception, and a bunch of other things to have a single night out on the town; think how much money and anxiety she could save if you would simply bang her brains out before she leaves your house!

Now and then it’s important to remember that most people watch porn for five separate parts of the female anatomy and the infinite permutations of size, color, shape, and how well they sound when being motorboated. Enter Tanner Mayes (literally). Tanner Mayes, by virtue of possessing smaller breasts than many

We know we just looked at a movie with babysitters in it, but we feel like we’re getting closer to discovering the source of their powers. These diaries point to some complicated, pseudo-Freudian quagmire of erotic energies, and… oh, never mind. Dani Jensen looks cute. We should stop trying to

Tanner Mayes fills us with conflicting thoughts: she is so vulnerable, yet she is so dirty. She is a gangly little pornfoal that we want to do horrible/wonderful things to, but we still think we’ve taken advantage of her. The compilation “Cock Star” features a few scenes in which Mayes

As the news has turned into a nonstop parade of stories about the pornstars bedded by Charlie Sheen, we’ve found ourselves wondering when someone would have the brilliant idea to make a movie starring Charlie’s coterie. Well, someone did. The classily (and succinctly!) titled “Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores

Granted, the title “Sweet Pussy” might not be all that inspired, but coltish spinnerlet Tanner Mayes does, in fact, have a sweet pussy that Mr. Pete finds through a dense tropical overgrowth. It pains me to say it, but it was 72 degrees in Porn Valley today after what seemed

Kagney Linn Karter, Alexis Breeze, Summer Silver, Juicy Pearl, Tanner Mayes, Brynn Tyler, Tiffany Star, Vanessa Cage, Gigi Rivera, and Hayden Winters make the music with their mouths; they are the dreamers of very wet dreams. Now normally we don’t endorse compilation DVDs, what with the redundancy and the fact

One of the great mysteries of the porn industry is the existence or non-existence of “fluffers”; performers who will get another performer up to speed, as it were, in preparation for a scene. Today’s film explains nothing, but looks good. A gentleman named Porno Dan runs a studio called Immoral

Among the many things going for the delightful “Couples Seduce Teens” series is the realization that, even though the cash and paperwork transaction necessary for the filming of the scene nullifies the “seduction,” that this might have happened anyway. Not only that, but the nature of these low-budget, high-output scenes

Thanks to Matt Morningwood and Pink Visual, the time honored plundering of our nation’s legal teen youth by horny couples has at long last been exposed. In fact, they’re now in their fifteenth volume. Take a look. Who can forget the first time their partner suggested that they spice up

Once upon a time, a horny boy named Dan had a dream—to fuck a pornstar. Against all odds, he would not only fulfill that dream, but make it a reality for others as well. We’re certain that at the time it seemed almost inconceivable that he would bed any woman,

We’ve heard that girls whose fathers don’t give them enough attention will act out with older men to get that attention. Usually that means stripping, sexting, being promiscuous, and porn. Honestly, cum snorting shouldn’t be on this list. That’s because it’s so fucking disgusting and disrespectful and inconceivably unsexy and

Sure, this episode was good, but Will Ryder should probably move on before Cousin Oliver shows up. Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power Studio: LFP Distribution/X-Play Director: Will Ryder Cast: Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley, Kacey Jordan, Alana Evans, Lynn Lemay, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Tanner Mayes, Mike Horner, Kris Slater,

It’s not always a trainwreck on a porn set, but when it is, Jim Powers knows he can recoup some of his expenses with another fascinating edition of “Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes.” Enter Tanner Mayes. Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 4 Studio: JM Productions Director: Jim Powers Cast: Tanner Mayes, Johnny

Gracie Glam masturbates (as would you) in a camper in the middle of California’s windswept high desert. Just outside stands Tanner Mayes, her masturbation fodder. “You’re 18 now,” breathes Mayes. “You don’t have to do this alone.” It is both hard to imagine and a solid fact about porn that

Sometimes we ask too much of porn. “Make it clever so we won’t feel guilty.” “Don’t make us think too much.” But the question that rang through our screening of “Teenage Babysitters” was, “Shouldn’t babysitter porn make us happy?” Teenage Babysitters Studio: Powersville/JM Director: Jim Powers Cast: Katja Kassin, Kacey

Angelica, 19, graduated from high school in 2007. Brandon Iron, 41, just can’t believe it. In hushed tones, he asks the sullen, lush Angelica how she got from there to here. “Ummm. Rideshare,” she says. There is just enough context clinging to the post-pubescent skeleton of this series to really

Like Native Americans using every last bit of the buffalo, director Jim Powers doesn’t let his charges leave until they’ve done everything they possibly could to satisfy a fetish customer including, if need be, peeing in the snow. If you think “Tinkletime” over-infantilizes women in an industry where they are

With a cast containing the likes of Eden Adams, Madison Parker, Tanner Mayes, Faye Reagan, Amy Brooke, and sexy Miss Kiara Diane, Chris Streams’s newest release “Young and Glamorous” doesn’t need much in the way of an introduction. That being said, the premise of the movie is a bit of