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Jessica Alba has already put her foot down in regards to getting nude in her films, thanks to her cock-blocking grandparents. But it seems that taking photos in a variety swimsuits gets the green light from our geriatric buzz kills. Aren’t we lucky
You may have seen the #noshamesummer pictures floating around your facebook feed over the past few weeks, as women are empowering one another to not feel ashamed by their bodies as beach season approaches. Now one company, Swimsuits For All, is taking things a step forward by launching the "Sexy At Every Curve" campaign.
Didn't we just make a "Dune" joke yesterday? It must be summer, we must be sweating a lot, and we desperately wish we had a system for recycling the body's water waste that also shows off one's fabulous curves. Stillsuits are definitely cool, but they completely destroy any chance we have of seeing nipples!
Revealing one-pieces are the ultimate psych-out. When we hear that some celebrity is not wearing a bikini, we're immediately bummed that they've prevented us from ogling their midsection. Then we notice that said onesie shows a ton of cleavage and is thin enough to let us see nipples poking through, and we're instantly happy again. Such is the case with Rita Ora's swimsuit.
Who wouldn't be? She's worked her whole life to get where she is today, dealing with countless auditions, roles, directors, trials, tribulations, acclaim, and critics, and now, finally, she's earned herself some free time to soak up the sun. Heck, if we were in Naomi's shoes, our nipples would be daggers, too.
This twenty-three year old Canadian diver recently took bronze in the Women's Synchronised 10m Platform Final, but she hasn't medaled in any of the solo diving events. Still, these may be some of the stiffest nipples in London, and we think the Olympic overlords (or whatever they're called) ought to throw some gold her direction. One medal for each nipple, please.
Ah, the life of a model. You get whisked away to exotic locales, dressed in fancy tiny duds, and get smashed up against another sexy model for a sultry, half-naked roll in the sand. And all we ask in return is that your body be bangin', so we, the riff-raff, can appropriately ogle and fawn.
An invigorating dip in the pool makes us feel refreshed and alive -- and oh, so down to fuck. After all, you're already all shivery wet, your naughty bits are just a thin layer of fabric away, and changing rooms are spacious and accommodating enough for a spirited little bang session.
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