What is wrong with us? Why do we keep forgetting about how huge and amazing Susan Sarandon’s boobs are? It’s not like one day they were tiny and the next they were enormous–we even have photographic and video evidence that her titties have always been terrific. We need to remind ourselves of this fact more often. Maybe we’ll get a tattoo.
It’s 1982, Susan Sarandon is just about to get out of the pool, and a playful breeze is helping her nipples stand out from her wet swimsuit; we wish this moment would last forever. Fortunately, someone was there to take a picture! And there are even more pictures!
It’s happened to many men and women before, and it’ll happen again! So avert your eyes from this retro nudity feast; it will only harm you. We’ll just watch it and tell you how it goes. Ok, so we’re clicking the button… And there’s Susan Sarandon. She’s about 25, her
“Pretty Baby” is best remembered as the film that dared to show a naked 12 year-old Brooke Shields, but we’re not interested in scandals like that. The real story here is Susan Sarandon’s smoking hot bod. So hot, right? Wow. How could we have forgotten? It’s times like these we
