Sometimes, life is pretty awesome. For example, when the Queen of Fleshbot asks you what kind of porn you like and you tell her in detail and then she presents you with an amazing DVD full of almost everything you mentioned, as is the case with Vicarious, that’s a red

For my last Porn For Straight Girls review (the column will continue, just not with me) I’m choosing to share with you the strangest movie I have, “She-Male Police 2,” and I have an ulterior motive. It’s a great piece of pornography. It’s also probably the last kind of smut

I was at a disadvantage when I watched “This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX,” as I’ve never seen the original 1982 film (or the 2011 version, for that matter.) But that didn’t impede my enjoyment of this, which I’m quite sure was at least true to its inspiration’s campiness. There

I wasn’t porn-conscious enough in 2002 to remember Inari Vachs’ first period in porn, but if her current reemergence is anything to go by, I’m glad she decided to jump back into the smut industry. In “Seasoned Players 15,” Tom Byron gives her top billing, and sings her praises on

I would just like to state, right away, that if you burn yourself to a crisp deep-frying your turkey on Thanksgiving, your nurses will probably not be as hot as the ones in “Big Breast Nurses 5.” So don’t go getting any ideas from this. “Big Breast Nurses 5″ is

jessica drake’s “Guide To Wicked Sex: Fellatio” is narrated not unlike an article in Cosmo—you know, one of those featured on the cover, with tag lines like, “What Men Want!” or “How To Blow His Mind!” Between Bobbi Starr, Danny Mountain, the adorable Chris Johnson, Eric Masterson, Allie Haze, and

Girlzporn, a new site that aims to “provide a central community for women to explore & enjoy erotic media in its may forms,” is sort of exactly what I’ve been hoping would pop up as a result of the recent attention brought to female porn-viewers. It’s a fantastic site, and

It’s time to take a moment and celebrate Belladonna’s return to porn. There’s a reason she tops Lux’s guide to watching porn while female, and why the site went into rapturous convulsions when she revealed she was coming back to us. The woman is a legend. Now, “Dick Sauce (Animal

Have we talked about my love of strap-ons? No? See, I like watching lesbian sex, but I really like watching girls fuck other girls while wearing plastic cocks. And Nica Noelle has this totally covered with “Lesbian Adventures: Strap-On Specialists Vol. 2.” (I have never been able to find a

Let’s just be clear: “Joanna Angel Exposed” is awesome. There’s pretty much no porn star’s home life I’d rather see than Joanna Angel’s. The woman, aside from being wildly hot, successful, and hilarious, has dated James Deen. Meaning that she probably has sex with him on a more-than-daily basis, and

“I’m glad you guys are joining me to see what I do in my free time,” Bethany Benz says by way of introducing “Big Wet Black Tits 3.” I’m glad too, Bethany. Especially since your free time seems to involve a lot of oil and anal sex. Are you shocked

It doesn’t matter how good of a parody “Saturday Night Fever XXX” was; the music was always going to be cringe-worthy. As a devoted BeeGees fan, I can’t in good conscience tell you that the soundtrack was acceptable. However, the sex? More than acceptable, luckily. I haven’t seen the actual

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I recently played a game of Truth Or Dare that I was hoping would be sexier than it actually turned out to be. This is not a problem for the ladies in “Lesbian Truth Or Dare 5,” from Sweetheart Video, which you might have known anyway by the title. The

Yes, that is a terrible pun. Forgive me. I’m kind of scraping the bottom of my porn barrel (there’s not really a barrel, but that would be amazing) with this one because I’m running out of unwatched DVDs from work, but I actually really enjoyed it. Guess what the cover

I reviewed “The Babysitter 4: Daddy Appeal” several weeks back, mainly because Xander Corvus is hot. Nica Noelle tends to do sequels for her movies, and so far I haven’t watched any two from the same “series,” so I thought I’d give that a try. Plus, in this one, Manuel

“The Divorcee 2,” from Smash Pictures, is a “The People’s Court” parody porn. Oh, yes. As someone who has spent endless hours watching court TV (though I prefer Judge Judy, who really needs a parody of her own, since she’s clearly a kinky one), I was incredibly excited for this

Ottimo Massimo wrote a fantastic review of Tom Byron’s “This Is Why I’m Hot.” I mean, really, it is thorough. However, as he himself commented at the very end, he did not make any MIMS jokes. Therefore, I have attempted to use as many lines from that song in my

My review of No Fauxxx, Courtney Trouble’s awesome indie porn site, is long, long, long overdue. Not only is Courtney herself an incredible performer who also makes films and does things like direct chapter one of “Valencia: The Movie,” she’s created a site that offers girls like me (and, presumably,

“Unemployment Benefits,” from Bluebird Films, seemed appropriate, given the recent debt crisis and the ongoing complete collapse of, you know, everything. Let’s focus on the positive side of things! There is still porn, and it is good. The premise of this film is that director Marc Twain stakes out the