To the five of you who still believe that “Tila Tequila Uncorked” was released without the consent of Tila Tequila herself: a quick look at this Egotastic “prank” video, where Tila surprises unsuspecting “Uncorked” viewers, should quickly dispel that notion. Unless, you know, you can think of some reason why

Hey everyone! Have you heard that Miley Cyrus is now eighteen? You have? Well, just in case you were still unclear about the fact that America’s Sweetheart is now totally legal, Pornhub has a terrible PR stunt for you! See, now that Miley is eighteen, she’s totally legal to do

Are too many naked Olympians? Our answer: no. (theweek.com)

Because there’s more money in celebrity scandals than porn made by pornstars, Vivid’s looking to pay $1 million to any woman who can prove she was a paramour of Tiger Woods—and signs a contract with the studio. We’re not really sure what sort of proof is required (a sex tape?

Everyone has a sex tape: even Carrie Prejean. (tmz.com, via)

File under “Lamest Lawsuit Ever”: National American University is suing Naughty America, claiming that the site Naughty America University (not Naughty American University, as USA Today incorrectly reports) infringes on trademarks and is potentially confusing. Because we totally thought the orgies were happening at National American. (usatoday.com, thumbnail)

Earlier this week, you may have seen a video of Bree Olson throwing a fit. Knowing Bree to be an intelligent, levelheaded girl, we figured there was probably a story behind this. We also figured it was probably not the “Bree Olson, psycho pornstar” story that was being circulated by

Devil’s Film may have settled for “Coctomom,” but Vivid is still trying for the real thing: they’ve offered her a shot at a million dollar TV deal… provided she’ll accept Vivid Girls as nannies. (tmz.com)

Romanian businessman Cristi Birgu has attracted attention by trying to drum up sales for his garden gnome business with the strategic use of prostitutes. Plastic prostitutes, that is: Birgu has the miniature ladies of the evening–also manufactured by his company–placed outside his home, in the hopes that they’ll attract potential

Listen very carefully, because we’re only going to say this once: Lexus is a line of luxury automobiles put out by Toyota. Alexus Winston is a naked model affiliated with Infinity Studios (and sometimes seen in Best Of Babelogs). We’re not really sure how someone would confuse the two —

And in other health code violation news: a St. Kilda, Australia, pub has come under fire for its “No Undie Sundie” promotion. Apparently, encouraging women to take off their panties in exchange for a $50 drink card just wasn’t the smartest idea. We think it’s brilliant, of course, but that’s

Internet “experts” are warning people not to click on any emails that promise you a Barack Obama sex video. Instead, they advise you to wait for the inevitable Sarah Palin sex video, because it’s much hotter and maybe involves a pig or a moose or something. (Actually, the Obama email

To any and all of you who believe you’ve now seen Julianna Margulies’ hoo-ha, we regret to inform you that that is not what a vagina looks like. More than likely, it’s either a picture of Julianna’s thighs pressed together, a picture of her pantyhose seam, or a poorly done

An Australian preacher has a very good reason for pretending he had cancer and lying about it to his own parishioners for over two years–he was addicted to porn, of course! Pornography: Is there anything we can’t blame on it? (news.com.au)

The sexy coffee craze in the Pacific Northwest has apparently gotten out of hand as “Espresso Gone Wild” is being told to cover up or shut down. (Personally, we think they should be fined for the name.) Won’t someone please think of the children health code violations? (azcentral.com)

Meet Mr. Testis, the mascot of the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain. (You know, the one where all the people get trampled by wild animals in the streets.) Thanks to some excess baggage he’s carrying, however, at least this is one bull you’ll be able to outrun. (Click for

Some of you may recall that old lawsuit involving the game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” and the “Hot Coffee” mod that allowed characters in it to have graphic sex. That’s disgusting, of course, so some lawyers filed a class-action lawsuit and forced a settlement that would allow any of

Some people want over-the-counter “sexual aids” taken off store shelves because somehow having Horny Goat Weed available at the Pick N’ Save turns everyone into whores. How come no one ever does anything about the dastardly influence of beef jerky sticks? (caller.com)

An angry “Swingtown” viewer wants to sue CBS because he used to work at notorious New York City sex palace Plato’s Retreat and he totally had an idea for a TV show about swingers, like … 20 years ago. It’s just like that time we said that it would be

The interminable Democratic nominating process is claiming more victims today in Kentucky and Oregon and we’ve had just about all we can take of delegate counts and exit polls and secret Muslim (or is it Christian?) conspiracies to take over the government–so much so that our only refuge is an