No, this isn’t your run of the mill sleight-of-hand with cards, quarters, or bunnies in hats. These ladies don’t even need a magic wand to make our head spin. Although we guess a magic dildo sort of counts. But we suppose any dildo would become a little enchanted if placed between Nikki and Veruca. When their powers combine, they could probably part the sea of traffic in LA, flatten the Hollywood Hills, or expunge the city of real housewives. They could do this, sure. But turning their faculties to lascivious lesbian sex likely makes the greatest good. At least we think so.

I thought how I wanted to fuck his ass with the larger dildo, the thick black monster cock. I was too deep in the moment and too lazy to actually do the switch, but that thought brought me to the edge. I put my right hand underneath my harness and started rubbing, while I used my left hand to push him onto my cock. “Take my cock, you little slut. You are such an insatiable little whore. Always hungry for cock, aren’t you?” “Yes, Miss, I’m your slut,” he would grunt.

Ah, open sky, cheap beer, pickup trucks, green grass as far as the eye can see — oh yeah, and blonde babes riding massive strap-ons into their studly bf’s booties. God bless the country!

While we’re busy waiting for spring to arrive, we can’t help but start dreamin’ of sultry summer weather and the revitalizing getaways that come along with it. Although, it’s not really about the miles you travel — so long as you go all the way.

Of course we’re big (huge, even) fans of cock ’round here, but sometimes it’s nice to indulge in all the things babes can do just with each other. As it turns out, there’s plenty! We imagine ambrosial delights in flowered fields seen through Vaseline-coated lenses… But, uh, these babes seem to have missed that memo because they’re going hard and fast as any strongman out there. We always liked girls who could play rough.

She’s wearing the strap-on harness. We still don’t have a larger dildo, but it will do. She’s on her back with her knees bend over the end of the bed, astride a bottom corner of the mattress. I lube up the dildo, wipe the rest on my pussy lips, and lower my cunt onto her cock.

We could think of nary a better reason for a cock getting dressed up in all its finery than to look lovely atop an ass getting fucked up and down by a cutie wife with a strapon. It’s sort of like how people used to get dressed up before going to the airport for a flight… but these folks don’t need to leave the ground to achieve lift.

When two babes start going at it with a feisty strap-on cock, one can’t help but get a little worked up. We’re sure if we were in the midst of such a titillating scene we would be able to tie our shoes or remember our name, or work a camera all too well.

We’re so happy this adventurous couple decided to roll the tape when whipping out their first strap-on, because anal exploration is a happy moment that brightens the lives of all it touches. We’re navigating the rolling seas of a bucolic buttopia, and we’re feeling mighty fine. Lead us, o captain!

When I released him from the restraints, he was framed in the center of the bed by tangles of silky black rope, beautiful against the white linens. He stretched and flexed his wrists for a moment, arranged some pillows behind him, and leaned back with his head on his hands. He smiled slightly, looking relaxed and dreamy.

It feels like it’s been a while since we last had some dude-turned-bitch, lady-packin’-strapon action. This must be rectified. And how! Here’s a dude who’s getting the works: an ass stuffed fulla dildo, plus a deft li’l handy to accompany. Now that’s a one-two punch that’s hard to fend off.

We’re rocketing back into the exploration of our favorite stars of the porniverse and the various constellations they inhabit. Yeah. This time, we’re diving into the sparkly oeuvre of Jiz Lee and the versatile sex badassishness they represent. And it’s ever more timely because this week sees the arrival of another fabulous Fleshbot Friday, which shall be hosted by none other than Jiz in the flesh. Let’s get what’s good!

Did you miss out on on all the bargains for gadgets and clothing and housewares? Well, fret not, because your friends over at Crash Pad Series are keeping the dealies alive through today — and Lord only knows access to a treasure trove of queer porn will do you more good than another cable-knit sweater. Why, look who you’ll find at the Crash Pad! Beauties like Savannah Sly strap-on givin’ it to her dirty secretary, Aubrey Doll. We think these lovelies will keep us plenty warm through the season.

Saturday. Weekends mean ample opportunity for ample fucking all day long. There wasn’t fucking all day long, but what did happen was delightful.

I got a package full of sex toys earlier in the week. My haul was considerable, so I was excited about possibilities. The box of pleasure included one for me, one for him, and something new and slightly intimidating for both. Saturday night’s plan was meant to focus on using the one for him. But it turned out quite differently!