I'm not going to pretend to understand the crazy magic of a compass. All I know is they can always find true north, which is great and all, but can I get a compass that points to a nude Olivia North? I mean, if I ever get lost in the woods, that's where I'd like to end up.
If there was some way, some magical way, some beautifully mysterious magical way, that Charlize Theron and Dakota Fanning could have a child, it would look a lot like Julia Almendra. I one picture she looks like the spitting image of Charlize Theron and then in the next she looks like she could be the lost Fanning sister.
I have often said that Monica Bellucci is perfect. There isn't one single thing I would change about her because there isn't one single thing that isn't incredibly hot about her. So it isn't much of surprise that a blonde Monica Bellucci is the very definition of blonde bombshell.
If you asked anyone, any friend, any family member, any random person on the street (don't ask a stranger) what you would believe to be Margot Robbie's favorite sex scene in a movie, every single person would say it's one of the scenes from The Wolf of Wall Street (2013). But you, me, and that random stranger looking at you funny would be completely and totally wrong.
You're going along, doing your thing, thinking how you just may have figured this crazy world out when all of sudden, everything changes. Something happens; something major, something drastic, something you never, ever thought would happen and nothing makes sense anymore. Bella Hadid felt up Emily Ratajkowski and I don't know what to do with my life anymore.
We could all use some good news and honestly there isn't any better news than learning that Spring Breakers (2013) is finally going to get a sequel. While this news brings a ton of joy to my heart, all I can say is there better be some Selena Gomez topless action going on.
We all have our own reasons for taking a few days off and heading to the beach. Some people love riding the waves, some people love feeling that ocean breeze, and other love to lay out and catch some rays. Thankfully Emmanuelle Chriqui is the later because I would hate to not see Emmanuelle Chriqui in a bikini.
To say that Amber Heard looks amazing whenever she is wearing a tight outfit, be it for a superhero movie like Aquaman or another random movie, is not really seeing the image short. Amber Heard in a skin-tight green scaly ensemble is like trees to the forest, is like clouds to the sky, is a like a fish to water; it just makes sense.
Generally speaking, I believe people fall into two categories: Those who love sunsets and those who love sunrises. Even though the colors might seem the same, there are subtle differences between the two that make one stand out in someone's mind. No matter what side of the fence you come down on we can all agree that a nude Cora Keegan makes every part of nature more awesome.
It's safe to say that Jennifer Lawrence can do just about anything on the big screen. She's been an action star, a small town girl, and leading lady. Honestly, I'm sure you could plug her into any role in any film and that movie would be a hit. Of course, that's all make-believe. In real life, Jennifer Lawrence is probably great at a lot of things, but being a stripper isn't her best work.
We all love Halle Berry naked. Hell, we even love the idea of Halle Berry naked. So when we get a kind of dark, kind of blurry, not-really-sure-what-is-going-on-in-this Instagram pic of a nude Halle Berry, you know what? It's really freaking amazing. Sure, it's not full on Halle Berry boob, but just the outline is enough to drive us wild.
With her starring role in the new Baywatch movie, I knew that we were going to be flooded with photo spreads and advertisements featuring Alexandra Daddario in sexy bathing suits, but I'm starting to get the feeling that she's not going to be wearing anything else for a good long awhile. I am totally okay with this.
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
Taking a train, while fun at times, can really be a hassle. Trying to find the right track, making your way through the crowd, and trying to figure out what train is the right train can make for a real stressful travel experience. Well, it would seem someone wanted to help the travelers at DC's Union Station by showing them a little porn.
If someone promised me a million dollars cash and my own private island to correctly pronounce Priyanka Chopra on the first try, I'd still be broke and living in an one-bedroom apartment. I have no idea the correct way to say Priyanka Chopra nor have I actually heard anyone say it one way more than once. She has one hell of a name, but you know what, it fits because Priyanka Chopra is one hell of a sexy woman.
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