We can go on and on and back and forth and up and down about the point of social media. Some might say it's to stay connected to friends and family who live far away, while others think it's all about showing off their daily life. But for me, social media is all about celebrities showing off their hotness. Demi Lovato has been excelling at this - she's kind of making it an art - as we can clearly see from her cleavage-tastic Snapchat.
April 20th is just a regular day to a lot of people, but for some, it's truly the best day of the year. And if you don't know what the big deal is about 4/20, it has to do with weed, the chronic, a blunt, the wacky-tabaccy, some herb, a big ol' fatty, hanging out with Mary Jane, ganja, sticky icky icky, dank, doobies, schwag, smoke, took; you know, marijuana. Whether you are a smoker or not, the one thing we can all enjoy is some smoking hot hotties who enjoy smoking a little weed. It's time to count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Stoners.
Not being one of those lucky people to have three names that sound really cool together, I have always had a bit of jealousy on my part for those who can pull off the whole three names things. I'm not saying that people with three names are cooler than all us simple folks with only two names, but I will say that people with three names tend to be pretty damn cool. They also tend to be some of the hottest, so let's count down the top ten hottest celebrities with three names.
Being a "movie buff," I have grown immune to trailers and teasers. There were way too many times that a trailer blew me out of the water and got me all revved up only to waste two hours of my life (I'm looking at you Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace). These days it seems like trailers are just the best parts of the movie cut together, so why bother? Well, I'll tell you why you should bother - because The Little Hours (2017) trailer is here, and if that doesn't get you excited, something is very wrong.
Well, I think we are done. I don't know if there is anything else that we can hope to achieve, hope to create, or hope to discover in this world. I'm not saying we all need to jump off a bridge, but we can all die happy now because Kate Upton will be doing Britney Spears on Spike TV's Lip Sync Battle and these few moments of her crawling on the floor in a school girl outfit are... are... everything.
I don't know about you, but if you're like me, you had a long weekend. It was spent with too much family and too much food. Getting back to work would almost be a relief if you weren't so worn out from a long drive and a long family visit. Monday wasn't that bad, but today is dragging and the only thing keeping us going is this Instagram video of Elsa Hosk in a bikini doing a little sexy dance.
Of all the ways I have been thanked for a gift I've given, nothing compares to the thank you Padma Lakshmi gave to the person or store or whoever gave her this body chain. Nothing says "thank you" like Padma Lakshmi's bikini body. I really hope someone puts this Instagram post on a card.
Hey, whatever a person or people want to do with their time behind closed doors doesn't bother me one bit. As long as you know what you are doing and everyone is on board, who the hell am I judge? But when you take it out in public, like, say, Nicki Minaj posting a couple of Instagram pics of herself with some rope around her boobs, I have to ask... what's up with the robe around your boobs, Nicki Minaj?
They say that a solar eclipse is one of the coolest celestial events anyone can ever witness. Sure, it might be cool, but for me, the best thing is when the sun is shining bright and you can see the moon. Though, I guess I really shouldn't thank the heavens for this one, I should just thank whoever or wherever Ireland Basinger-Baldwin got this bikini. Without it, this would just a normal sun-drenched shore.
Typically when I go to the beach, which isn't that often, upon my return home it looks as if I never went anywhere at all. That's because I do my best to avoid the sun when I hit the sands. Whether I apply a nice thick layer of the highest SPF sunscreen I'm legally allowed to buy or just find the one shady spot on the beach, getting a tan in not really for me. But thank goodness Britney Spears is all about getting a nice, golden tan and showing it off on Instagram.
To be honest, I have never understood finishing. The idea of sitting for hours, silently on a boat, with a rod and a line that has a worm on the end of it, doesn't really seem all that appealing to me. No offense to anyone who gets their jollies by fishing, it's just something that really isn't for me. Though, I will say there is one thing I absolutely love about fishing and that is when Heidi Klum does it topless.
The name Kim, which is short for Kimberly, comes from Lord Kimberley, who did something or ruled something somewhere in the world at one time. That's not really all that important. What is important is that we have the name Kimberly and there are quite a few rather beautiful people with that name. So, whether you want to be formal and use Kimberly or go simple and use Kim, what better way to celebrate Lord Kimberley than by counting down the top ten hottest celebrities named Kim?
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
There really isn't any other way to say it, Rita Ora is just hot. It doesn't matter how you say it, what words you, it all means the same damn thing. Rita Ora is one beautiful woman whether she is singing, dancing, or showing off her gymnastic skills.
While I still stand by my opinion that is there is only one Kate Moss, it would seem there are actually two. There is Kate Moss, the supermodel icon, and there is Lottie Moss, her younger sister, who is pretty damn hot. I have a very strong feeling that one day we'll be saying, "There is only one Lottie Moss."
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