One of my favorite things a woman can have is long, flowing hair. There's just something about strands of golden, dark, or fiery locks gently touching a woman's breast that drive me absolutely crazy. But I find myself more and more drawn to the short buzz cut on a woman, and that all has to do with the hotness of Halsey.
As the wise philosopher Judge Judy once said, "Of course you didn't mean to do it, that's why they call them accidents, not on-purposes." And she is very right, you don't do accidents on purpose, but when it comes to sunbathing topless on social media, can you really accidentally show off your boob on purpose? Did Lily Allen mean to show off her boob?
While the idea of showering outside has been something I've been curious about, I've never had the opportunity or the guts to actually do it. Thank goodness Salma Hayek is braver than I am, because she makes showering outside look like the sexiest thing anyone could ever do.
There is nothing better than a full moon on a cloudless night. It shines bright - so bright you might even think it's day. Well, maybe not that bright, but bright enough that you could see Ireland Basinger-Baldwin climbing out of the water completely nude. Yeah, there's nothing better than that moon.
From my limited understanding of cowboy wear, the chaps are worn over your pants and meant to help keep them clean and prevent rocks or other objects from injuring you as you ride. Also, they just look cool as hell. But I have to say that I think Candice Swanepoel may not be wearing them correctly - but she is totally making it work.
I must admit that I was kind of surprised that HBO's Insecure actually had an episode with a threesome. Most of the time when comedies have threesomes they are often comical, you don't really see anything, and most of all, they're not really all that sexy. This time around, it's one hell of an awesome scene.
It was no shock to when we all learned that GLOW would make a return to Netflix for a second season. I mean, did you see the show? Did you see Alison Brie get topless? How in the world would that show have not been renewed? The only question really remaining is: Who will get nude in season two?
In the single greatest case of "Whose Boobs Are Those?" the world waited, wondered, and pondered what awesome pair of breasts made an accidental appearance during a BBC News segment. Well, Scooby and the crew were no help, but thankfully we live in a world with Mr. Skin. They put their best boob identifiers on the case and soon we had an answer... they were Anna Paquin's boobs from True Blood.
I'm all for Keri Russell have a giant photo spread in lots of magazine. Honestly, she needs to be every magazine, all over the world. She's pretty darn hot, if you want my humble opinion. But here's the thing, you can't just release one single image of her being sexy. You just can't do that.
Don't you hate it when you show up somewhere that has a pool or another body of water and didn't bring anything to splash around in? It's happened to me more times than I can count. You just have to spend the whole day watching everyone else have fun. But for some, no swimsuit isn't a problem. No one told Andja Lorein they were headed to the beach, so she just stripped off her clothes and had a wonderful time.
The name Anna is a variation of Hannah, which means grace. Not surprisingly, I bet each and every one of us has known a graceful Anna. In fact, I would go one step further and say we've each known a kind Anna, a sweet Anna, and probably sexy Anna. It remains one of the most popular names all over the world so we should totally count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Anna!
Once again I find myself wondering why in the world I'm staring at Jessica Biel in her bra during a sex scene - even though I know the answer is because The Sinner is on USA and not a cable or streaming service. Seriously, people, if you're going to have Jessica Biel in a sex scene, let's move that bad boy to somewhere we can truly enjoy it.
You have no idea how badly I want to protest Katrina Bowden. How much I want to swear off talking about her, thinking about her, or even looking at her Instagram feed until she does a nude scene. But there is no way in hell I'm that strong. Katrina Bowden is just sooooooo damn sexy, it's unreal.
It's not fair, Elizabeth Hurley. It's not fair to all the other Instagram users, Instagram watchers, and casual Instagram fans. Every single time you put on a bikini or sexy one-piece bathing suit, it's not fair to all the others who want to do the same. You are just way, way, way hotter than all the rest. Stop it, Elizabeth Hurley - just stop it.
Who doesn't love a good waterfall? Or walking through some tall trees? Nature is awesome and spending time in the forests all over the world is a great way to spend a day. As for me, I won't go near them. Nothing against rocks and branches and stuff, but if Aleta Cai isn't nude in the woods where I'm walking, what's the point?
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