Here's A Better Argument To Go Vegan: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass
Feb 12, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity
Here's A Better Argument To Go Vegan: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass

I’m not into the whole free-range, no meat, pro-vegan diet and lifestyle, mostly because people who are never shut up about how healthy they feel and blah blah blah. I mean, if you really want people to listen to you about being vegan or whatever, then why not just them how awesome Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks?

Read More >>
Ted Cruz Pulls Campaign Ad That Featured A Soft-Core Star
Feb 12, 2016 | Posted in Pornstars, Sex Culture
Ted Cruz Pulls Campaign Ad That Featured A Soft-Core Star

Ted Cruz, the only presidential candidate that all of America wants to punch in the face, released a new ad, but quickly had to take it down because it had a former soft-core porn star, Amy Lindsay, in it.

Read More >>
Dakota Johnson Is Also Sexy When She's Dressed
Feb 12, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity
Dakota Johnson Is Also Sexy When She's Dressed

One would think that after viewing 50 Shades of Grey, seeing Dakota Johnson fully dressed wouldn’t be sexy. Well, I’m here to tell you, my friends, that this is not the case. Dressed, undressed, partially dressed, it doesn't matter. Dakota Johnson is still pretty damn sexy.

Read More >>
#TBT: Sorry Everyone, You Didn't See a Boob on That One Episode of "Seinfeld"
Feb 11, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity
#TBT: Sorry Everyone, You Didn't See a Boob on That One Episode of "Seinfeld"

If you were a fan of Seinfeld, you no doubt you have a list of favorite episodes, and there is one episode for sure in the top ten (if not the top five). Of course, I’m speaking of Season 5 Episode 20: The Hamptons. For in that episode, we were all sure we got to see Melora Walters's boob, but now we've come to find out that . . . we didn’t.

Read More >>
We Could All Use More Lauren Cohen in a Leotard
Feb 11, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity
We Could All Use More Lauren Cohen in a Leotard

If you are like me, you’re pretty tired of sequels. They seem to be the only thing coming out of Hollywood these days, and most of the time they're sequels for a movie that doesn’t need a sequel. I mean, how many Mission: Impossible and Paul Blart movies do we really need? But I have to admit, after seeing Lauren Cohan in a leotard, I think someone should make Black Swan 2: Swan Harder.

Read More >>
Jordana Brewster Should Run All Her Errands in Workout Clothes
Feb 11, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity
Jordana Brewster Should Run All Her Errands in Workout Clothes

Normally when I see someone wearing workout clothes in line at Starbucks I can’t help, but get a little frustrated. What’s the point of wearing workout clothes if you never go to the gym? Is it really hard to put jeans on? But then I see Jordana Brewster running errands in workout clothes and I can’t help but think, what a great idea it is to wear workout clothes outside of the gym.

Read More >>
Alison Brie Is a Classy Lady and Should Be Photographed as Such
Feb 11, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity
Alison Brie Is a Classy Lady and Should Be Photographed as Such

You know what? No, Alison Brie. No, we don’t want to see you smoking, we don’t want to see you eating toast next to some guy who looks like a reject from a Jean-Luc Godard movie. You are a classic beauty, so you should always look like a classic beauty.

Read More >>
How Long Has It Been Since We Last Saw Chelsea Handler’s Ass?
Feb 11, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity
How Long Has It Been Since We Last Saw Chelsea Handler’s Ass?

You know, I can’t think of the last time I saw Chelsea Handler’s ass. We tend to pay the majority of our attention to Chelsea Handler’s boobs—I mean, they are typically all over the place—but damn, she’s got a pretty cute ass.

Read More >>