I Don't Care Much For Modern Art, But I Do Love Chelsea Handler's Butt Art
Sep 02, 2015 | Posted in Celebrity
I Don't Care Much For Modern Art, But I Do Love Chelsea Handler's Butt Art

When it comes to art we have our favorites. If you ask me, I’m a big fan of the Impressionists and at times I enjoy mixed media art. While I’m not really fan of most modern art there is a new style of modern art that I’m starting to become a fan of, butt art. If you haven’t seen any butt art then what better introduction then that of the person who started butt art, Chelsea Handler.

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Miley Cyrus' Boobs: Yeah! Fake Video Sexting: Boo!
Sep 02, 2015 | Posted in Celebrity, Music
Miley Cyrus' Boobs: Yeah! Fake Video Sexting: Boo!

Okay, I’m going to call a mulligan or a foul or bullshit or something here. Taking screenshots from a staged sexting session isn’t art or cool, and frankly it just makes me a little angry. The only thing that is keeping me calm right now is Miley Cyrus’ boobs. Yeah, those are awesome, but to the fake Skype sexting I say, “boo!”

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Just Seeing Alessandra Ambrosio After A Workout Makes Me Sweat
Sep 02, 2015 | Posted in Models
Just Seeing Alessandra Ambrosio After A Workout Makes Me Sweat

Not since the invention of the “I’m With Stupid” t-shirt has a clever t-shirt fully described how I feel when I see Alessandra Ambrosio than the “Sweat” shirt she is wearing. While I’m sure the shirt is actually some kind of pro-workout-get-hyped shirt, to me it describes to a T what happens when I see Alessandra Ambrosio; I kind of start to sweat.

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How Did Sarah Harding Get Into This Outfit? This Sexy, Sexy Outfit
Sep 01, 2015 | Posted in Celebrity, Music
How Did Sarah Harding Get Into This Outfit? This Sexy, Sexy Outfit

Sarah Harding in head to toe latex is unbelievably hot, that’s not the question. The question that I really want to know is how the hell she got into this outfit. Seriously, it’s skintight latex, she had to have some help and some lube. However she got in the outfit, it was well worth any struggle.

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Fine, I'll Watch A Justin Bieber Video To See A Sexy Xenia Deli
Sep 01, 2015 | Posted in Celebrity, Models
Fine, I'll Watch A Justin Bieber Video To See A Sexy Xenia Deli

Damn it, I really don’t want to watch a Justin Bieber music video. I would rather puncture my eardrums with rusty train spikes than endure his terrible voice, his stupid lyrics, and mostly his dumb face. But, damn it, his new video features a lingerie clad Xenia Deli.

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How Do You Make A Great Movie, Put Chloë Grace Moretz In A Tight Dress
Sep 01, 2015 | Posted in Celebrity
How Do You Make A Great Movie, Put Chloë Grace Moretz In A Tight Dress

There’s no magic formula to making a great movie. Some people think it’s all about the plot, others think it’s the director and actors that make movies great. If you ask me how to make your movie great, I would tell you to put Chloë Grace Moretz in a couple of really tight dresses and you'd have an instant classic.

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Tove Lo Flashes Her Boobs During Show In Brazil
Sep 01, 2015 | Posted in Celebrity, Music
Tove Lo Flashes Her Boobs During Show In Brazil

As I get older I typically don’t like to go see a band or musician I love in a small club. I know that the smaller the venue the more intimate the setting the more awesome the show can be, but if I have to stand the whole time then I’m not going to enjoy the show. But I think I’m going to break my rule to make sure I’m front row center for the next Tove Lo show so I don’t miss single moment of her show, mostly the boob flash.

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You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover, But You Can Judge A Movie By Its Poster
Sep 01, 2015 | Posted in TV/Movies
You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover, But You Can Judge A Movie By Its Poster

We all hear that we shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but when it comes to movies then we can totally judge it by the poster. With that in mind I have a feeling that I Spit On Your Grave: Vengeance Is Mine is going to be a pretty awesome movie.

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