When you ask pornstars about sex, you don’t just get a handful of neat tricks to try in the bedroom, you get to hear their philosophies about what it means to be sexy, to give and receive pleasure, and how to give yourself the best emotional, physical, and mental opportunities for experiencing unbridled sexual ecstasy. You also get a sweet bunch of one-liners and goofy quotes. God, we love pornstars so fucking much!

For the beautiful ladies of porntopia, one can only imagine daily life involving a slight barrage of hopeful fellows throwing their best lines out, hoping for a bite. We inquired of the babes of AEE as to some of the standouts or standbys they’ve encountered — and the real zingers may induce a groan, giggle, or grimace, but for the most part it’s pretty much a womp womp sort of situation. Nevertheless, we can all giggle together.

So at AEE, Fleshbot decided to do some serious investigating with our favorite pornstar paramours and proposed a question — out of all the folks in the biz, past and present, whether you’ve already stuck it to ‘em on set or just wish to — who brings a smile to your face and a fire to your loins? Like, who you mega-crushin’ on? Some answers were straightforward, others more a surprise, but one thing’s for sure: Porntopia is one big, beautiful, sleazy fucking family.

When grilling pornstars on their hidden talents, one gets many surprising answers: bowling, horseback riding, webmastering, recreational hunting, the works. But we’re equally as impressed with talents that involve tits (naturally). So, we’ve got a couple breast-bouncing beauties here — in corner one, Chanel Preston, with a combination individual/double rack attack jumpshot. In corner two we have Stormy Daniels, who’s got her puppies doing a veritable pas de chat upon her sternum. So… whose boobs bounce best?

At no point in the Stormy Daniels movie “Blow” is cocaine snorted off of Stormy Daniels. This is a shame. Isn’t that the first thing you’d do if you had Stormy Daniels and some cocaine?

Theresa (Stormy Daniels) has just celebrated her eighth anniversary with Marcus London, but he’s been acting like a tool lately, alternately snapping at her and treating her with tenderness. Doesn’t he know she’s Stormy emmer-effing Daniels? The Escort Studio: Wicked Director: Stormy Daniels Starring: Stormy Daniels, India Summer, Raylene, Andy

I have met Michael Vegas and can attest that he is a bright and ambitious young man. But the boxcover for Wicked’s “Heart Strings” suggests that he would rather play guitar than fuck that smug look off Brooklyn Lee’s face. A number of companies are releasing “romance” movies, designed to

If we told you that Stormy Daniels headlines a porn movie featuring hot sex between beautiful people with insatiable appetites, would you accuse us of spinning a yarn? Sit back and let us knit you a sweater then. Michael Raven is a real mainstream crossover success story, the likes porn

What happens when writer, producer, director, performer, and part-time politician Stormy Daniels plays a dumped and dismissed weather girl in search of romantic comedy style love? We predict hot sex with a chance of squirt showers. First of all, let’s get the story part of this review over with. We’re

Seems like Stormy Daniels has been busy. Between being a full time pornstar and turning Republican with a potential bid for Congress, we don’t know how she fit in being a spy—but she did. “Sex, Lies, and Spies” is her latest Wicked Pictures release. Directed by fellow performer Marcus London,

Everyone was sad that Leelee Sobieski does not get naked in “Finding Bliss”, but it’s not all bad! Stormy Daniels was in “Finding Bliss” and she most certainly was naked. It’s a good thing, too! Otherwise this movie about the porn industry wouldn’t have had any nudity in it, and

Some people are just addicted to the rush. Like a moth addicted to the flame, they live for that sweet, slow burn, the infatuation of the pretty light’s ephemeral dance. Few think to ask, “And then what?” After the initial fire has burned out, out there somewhere past the hot

For some, the word “forbidden” conjures up an illicit orgy of unacceptable images: bestiality, children, scat, golden showers, rape, and snuff. Lucky for us, Wicked Pictures contract star Stormy Daniels has a much more playful definition in mind. Stormy Daniels’s definition of the word seems to involve the most banal

Forget what you’ve read about the adult industry applying for food stamps: some of the biggest porn moneymakers (or so their studios tell us) were released in just the past few years. Join us on the set after the gap. “O2: The Power of Seduction,” “The 8th Day,” “Debbie Does

There are countless women making a living in Porn Valley—and while many can succeed as porn performers, only a handful will ever be crowned stars. And a mere fraction of those stars will be in the top 100. Yes, Genesis has released their annual list of the best of the

Anything that features both the luscious beauty Stormy Daniels and the stunning Alektra Blue really doesn’t need much of an introduction. Which is a shame, because their latest movie “Reinvented” is both clever and well made. Much of the story line, which features Stormy playing the pretty, dedicated, hard-working fiancee

And with so much on her plate it’s easy to see why…our blonde darling crossover star needs more hot kinky sex in her life! That’s all! It appears that legendary, award-winning director Jonathan Morgan is still alive and well and working over at Wicked Pictures (just as he has been

Over the course of a long weekend, Stormy Daniels‘ chances to be taken seriously as a U.S. Senator from Louisiana got a whole lot better. And sex with a citizen of a former occupying country was the least of it. Daniels was arrested in Tampa on Saturday afternoon for domestic

Whether or not Wicked Pictures darling Stormy Daniels will make a Senate run is still relatively unclear. One thing that’s for sure though is that the buxom blonde will be making waves either way this summer. That’s because in less than a week Wicked Pictures will be declassifying all of

Were we to bring a pornstar home to Mom, we’d probably say, “Hey Mom, meet this awesome pornstar!” Then again, our mother is very liberal (look what her daughter does for a living!). If your mother is not quite so liberal, however, you might find some use in Spike’s list