Horny European vampires. This porn writes itself. All of a sudden intense nipple clamp torture and clothespins on the face and choking and fishnets and public fucking and blacklight paint and lines like “you need to learn to control yourself” all make a little more sense in the context of eternal vampire hedonistic orgies. Of course, a Rocco Siffred flick would have all those things even if there were no vampires, but this puts a nice new twist on some time-worn material.

Vampires are always sexy, and it’s actually quite refreshing to see them having really rough sex, cuz in the movies and on tv it always seems like we see them mostly in the moments when they are having exceptionally human-like romantic sex. But you know vampires would totally like it rough.
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But this is better than any real life carousel, because you can ride more than one figurative pony at once. Or, at least Andi Anderson can. And when the studs at hand are Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, and Marco Banderas, there’s no reason to stick to just one. Yeah, we’d like to take these guys for a spin on the merry-go-round. Just not too fast because our motion sickness might kick in. But we’d man up and chase a couple Dramamines with these mondo cocks because, well, that’s just a good time. We’re not sure what’s with the jailbird outfits going on here — we’re feeling mighty free and easy.

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Gambling addict James Deen promises Kayden Kross he will reform in “Losing Kayden,” but no sooner does he come on her face than he lams it to another unlicensed poker game, run by prostitute-dispensing criminal Steve Holmes.

Losing Kayden

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D.
Starring: Kayden Kross, Alexis Texas, Allie James, Lia Lor, Mischa Brooks, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, James Deen

Review by: Gram Ponante

“I can’t stop gambling!” Deen wails to her later.

“No, you can’t stop losing,” she says. Zing!

Deen loses the house, and that’s the last we see of him. Lucky for Kayden, reluctant Holmes henchmen Manuel Ferrara and Erik Everhard intercede on her behalf, leaving the viewer to consider two things:

1. If Kayden weren’t powerfully attractive, she’d be shit out of a house.
2. Will “Losing Kayden” be the rock bottom for James Deen to finally get some help with his gambling addiction?
3. Is having an awesome life again as simple as divorcing the addict you’re married to?

This Manwin-era Robby D. film reflects the comparatively lush budgets Digital can afford as well as the economic style director Robby D. has developed, with token bits of character development that shore up a story featuring all our beautiful friends in roles we don’t really believe them in.

But that’s OK, because the effort matters, too. There are little bits of business throughout the film, most often concerning Everhard’s dream of opening up some ice cream shops in Florida when he’s done henching.

The things that make “Losing Kayden” a solid standalone movie—attractive cast with chemistry and familiarity with each other—also makes it a little hard to swallow.

On the one hand, we accept that all these performers we’ve seen in a hundred other movies—who are calling each other by their first names to avoid confusion—are now playing different roles than they were in the fireman movie, the nurse movie, the stewardess movie: henchman, bitter wife, etc., but on the other hand, our familiarity with these people always makes it impossible for them to disappear into their characters.

The exceptions are Holmes and his juicy assistant, Alexis Texas. We believe Holmes would make a very serviceable crime lord, and Texas would clean up as a moll.

“Losing Kayden” is a solid but edgeless movie; the kind of porn film where you appreciate that the cast has learned all that dialogue, but you just wish they’d fuck, or that they’d done the Erik And Manuel Open An Ice Cream Shop movie instead..

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What is Jules Jordan trying to say here? We ask because it seems like they’re implying that you can be overburdened by butt sex, and we’ve never felt that before. Never have we said, “That’s enough gaping jizz-filled assholes for one day!” but perhaps we haven’t allowed ourselves to freely gorge on such visions. Can one reach a limit of anal enjoyment? There’s only one way to find out.

Maybe we have this anal thing all wrong and it’s possible to hit a wall. Perhaps after watching all six hours of “Anal Overload” in one sitting, we’ll get all bloated and need to pop a few Tums. We don’t have the movie yet, just the pictures, so consider this the amuse bouche before you get to enjoy the bargain of bottomless bottoms.

There are many things to love about Chayse Evans; at first glance, we are charmed by the asymmetry of her tattoos (one on her shoulder and another on the opposite oblique) and the way they frame her big natural boobs. Slowly but surely, we fall for the way she holds Steve Holmes’s cock in her cheek, or at least tries to do so, and the shape of her ass, which looks like a soft yet well-sculpted pedestal upon which Steve selfishly and arrogantly places his penis. Above all, we’re in love with the joy shared by these two as Steve fills her holes with his wang and fingers at the same time. He’s trying to get three fingers to play with her G-spot, not realizing that he’s already touched her heart. So far, we don’t see how this could overload anybody.

Perhaps the POV action will fill you up. It’s one thing to sit back and watch as a skilled swordsman penetrates the bouncy cheeks of some dame, but it’s quite another thing to have that dame stare you down as you dive into her derriere, and “Anal Overload” is packing two such scenes. One of them stars Jennifer White, one of the most seductive and smoldering temptresses to ever enter the adult industry, and the way she bites her lips as the stunt cock goes balls-deep in her ass is enough to make us burst. Recently, we’ve been worried that Jennifer isn’t doing porn anymore, but this film as well as “The Stripper” (which we looked at yesterday) give us the hope that Jennifer has much more anal love to give before she leaves us.

The other POV scene stars Jynx Maze, who is every bit as sexy and toothsome as Jennifer, but perhaps a little goofier in execution. Look at her grazing her teeth against the girthy stunt cock and you can tell that she’s suppressing a giggle or two. Does that mean she doesn’t take this seriously? Not at all! It takes powerful concentration and equally powerful thighs to slam her anus down on that dong in crabwalk-style cowgirl, and our Jynx has both of those. She also has a jet of jizz stretching from forehead to chin, and last we checked, you don’t, so bow to your sensei the next time you see her.

Given that we’ve only discussed three of the ten scenes in “Anal Overload,” we can see how you could get fatigued from so much fanny smashing, but it’s definitely a good fatigue. It’s like going to Sizzler: you know you’re going to get full on fried shrimp and then you’re going to hate yourself but you’ll do it again the following month for your grandmother’s birthday.

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Isn’t it sweet how Manuel Ferrara interlaces his fingers with Kayden’s as he explores her pussy with his tongue? They continue to hold hands like that for most of their sex scene. Isn’t it romantic? And to think that they only reason they meet is because Manuel gets sent to collect Kayden’s house when her boyfriend loses it to a mob boss. That’ll make a great story for the grandkids.

There are some parts of the story that the young ones won’t get to hear, but fortunately, we’re not young, and we get to see how this tale of gambling and gams really goes down: wet dirty bits and everything!

First, there’s James Deen and Kayden Kross. They’re together, possibly engaged (unless Kayden just likes to wear crazy bright diamonds on her ring finger), and have a delightful and healthy sex life: James sticks his tongue in Kayden’s twat, Kayden rubs the sole of her feet on James’s poofy hair, and thus their bond is strengthened. Unfortunately, as beautiful and nasty as Kayden is, James’s attention strays; he gets the card lust in his bones, and there’s no way to satisfy it except by gambling with ultra-evil mob boss Steve Holmes. James bets the house and everything in it, the card game is fixed, and Steve wins it all. Then James skips down and we never hear from him again.

Naturally, Kayden is pretty upset about losing her boyfriend, her home, and possibly herself all over a crooked game of cards, but she won’t let anything go without a fight. Steve sends enforcers, Manuel Ferrara and Erik Everhard, to Kayden’s place to examine the spoils, and that’s when she and Mischa Brooks seduce the two men, fuck them senseless, and stoke the flames of rebellion in their hearts. Mischa does the splits on Erik’s dong, Manuel holds Kayden’s hand while grinding his fat cock against the back of her cunt, emotions fly all over the mofo, and the enforcers decide to finally turn on their boss and get Kayden’s house back.

But Steve Holmes is no mere card shark. He’s a ruthless poker playing powerhouse who spends his days around the table with his boys as Allie James sucks his dick and dribbles spit down his thick shaft. He also gets massages from Alexis Texas’s tits (when she’s not busy holding cards in her butt cheeks) and 69s with the curvy cutie whenever he pleases. These sexual activities don’t necessarily make him a fearsome or formidable man, but they do help him command respect. Obviously everybody wants to suck Alexis’s toes while being balls-deep in her pussy, but only Steve can do so, therefore he runs whatever mafia he’s involved in. It’s like the divine right of kings except with a bubblebutt pornstar instead of God.

Will Kayden and Manuel win everything back from Steve, or will Manuel’s foolish betrayal having him “Losing Kayden” and possibly his life? Also, where the heck did James Deen go? We can’t believe that fool would leave like that, and we demand a spin-off in which we see his wacky misadventures.

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If this were a bit more science fiction-esque, Kayden would be some mad inventor who creates a device that makes it impossible for anyone to climax, and some brave heroes have to swing their dicks in her direction so that she finally gets to come and realize the error of her ways. This movie is sort of like that minus the science.

Yes, although we know Kayden as the lovable vessel for many a massive flare-up of nerves, muscles, and moans, we have to imagine her as a woman who is unable to attain any orgasm from her man, Erik Everhard. Some people would put less emphasis on climaxing and enjoy the other aspects of sex, but Kayden Kross isn’t some people and she’ll do whatever it takes to get off.

Fortunately for Kayden, her gal pals have access to an exclusive agency of male escorts who specialize in bringing their clients to mind-bending orgasms. Manuel Ferrara is one of those men, and Katsuni hires his cock (and all that comes with it) on a regular basis. What makes them work so well together? Well, they’re real-life lovers, for one; we saw them sitting together in a Las Vegas restaurant enjoying a bounty of miniature chili dogs and they looked fucking adorable. Sexually speaking–and in the realm of “Orgasm”–Katsuni needs Manuel because he isn’t afraid to push boundaries. She rides his fat cock, grinds his ass into the couch with her humping, and he asserts himself by slipping two fingers in her tight asshole; they fit together like puzzle pieces with beautiful genitals.

Naturally, Katsuni sends Manuel to take care of Kayden; he can’t keep his hands off her creamy thighs or his teeth off her breasts, and that’s the kind of attention that she needs. His dick gets her blood flowing like nothing else before, and Kayden blushes in her face, collar, and pussy. We’ve seen these two pair up time and time again, but it still gives us thrills to see them entwined. We especially like the picture in which Kayden rides cowgirl but rests her body against Manuel’s and lifts her ass in the air: there’s something incredibly dirty about this view and yet equally cozy and sweet. Perhaps it’s the dreamy look in Kayden’s eyes or the way she shields her mouth behind her arm that makes us feel this way.

“Orgasm” looks like another winner, obviously, but we want to emphasize the fact that coming isn’t everything! Don’t take cues from this movie! If your man can’t satisfy you, talk about it, don’t go hiring random dudes to do things! On the other hand, there’s nothing wrong with craving a good orgasm or two: the back of the box says, “Katsuni, Penny Brooks and Kagney Linn Karter are the women who use the studs to quench their whorish desires,” and we don’t think it’s fair to call their desires whorish. We are the smut disclaimers.

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Brooklyn Lee makes getting eternally fucked a good thing.

Shot in Malibu, Budapest, and Berlin, “Voracious” stars Brooklyn Lee as a vampiress who has problems with self control; she almost makes a vampire out of civilian Manuel Ferrara, and then wishes she could be turned mortal again just to be with him. The pair must reckon with debauched priest Steve Holmes, Vampire Clan leader Omar Galanti, and henchman Rocco Siffredi. The power-hungry Lea Lexis leads the Euro contingent of porn vampiresses, Blood Slaves, and doomed prostitutes.

Stagliano has made a sweeping series at a time when that’s just about impossible to do. Each episode (nine are currently online) ranges from 30 minutes to just over an hour, and provides a satisfying amount of story that then demands a transition to a single, sustained porn scene that takes up 90 percent of the episode. The format has a Golden Age, ensemble-driven, budget-agnostic feel that makes you think cast and crew had all the time in the world—of course they didn’t—to get the best single-mindedly dirty people together.

Stagliano left a similarly big footprint in the last decade with his two “Fashionistas” movies, which proved transformative both to porn and to the careers and sensibilities of stars Belladonna and Sasha Grey. Brooklyn Lee herself seems poised for porn greatness with her “Voracious” performance, alternately poignant, wild, and unstoppable. Like those two other complex and smart brunettes, Lee has that quality of being put through the wringer but maintaining sexual power. One of my favorite images from the first episode finds Lexis pinning down a raving, bloodlusty Lee. The pair has just fucked Ferrara and Lee wants to finish him off, vampire-style. But it is too soon; so one fuck-slick vampiress holds the other down while Ferrara makes his escape.

It is, of course, refreshing to see porn shot somewhere other than the San Fernando Valley, but “Voracious” makes extra effort to introduce us to its night-time locations: the Malibu coast looks beautiful in the twilight, and Lee’s forced blowjob of Father Steve is made more impressive in the glow from Berlin’s Victory Tower. The gals look that much more vampiric when they disembark by starlight on the Danube, and prostitutes being savagely fucked in a Budapest park is a charming part of any travelogue.

I recently watched the classic “Opening of Misty Beethoven” and was impressed with both its sweep, its theatricality, and its 70s banter. “Voracious” is not a throwback to this type of movie because nobody’s there for the dialogue. But Stagliano’s film does mirror iconic movies like “Misty Beethoven” in the sense a viewer gets that everyone on camera is at the prime of his/her powers and is among real pros.

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We think it’s sweet that Digital Playground decided not to name the sequel to “Cola” something boring like “Cola II” and instead went with the charming request of “More Cola Please.” What good manners! We can hear BiBi Jones saying it in a coquettish tone or with a husky smolder; it would sound equally sexy being said around Erik Everhard’s cock, but Bibi knows better than to talk with her mouth full.

Neither of the two “Cola” films mention what the drug in question is, but certainly the title suggests cocaine. For the purposes of this post, we’re going to assume that Cola is literally Coca Cola–or Pepsi, if that’s your thing–and that this all takes place in a world where sugary drinks have been outlawed by the government. (If you’re living in New York right now, such a world seems to be right around the corner.)

In the last film, BiBi Jones’s boyfriend was being hunted by a couple of detectives, but now that he’s out of the picture, BiBi has to be extra careful with her business. One of the detectives, Erik Everhard, gets too close to discovering the truth about BiBi, and so she shuts him up by letting him feast on her gumdrop nipples. As much as he wants to keep the streets clean of Mountain Dew and Mr. Pibb, he can’t say no to the sweet offering of a young, blonde vixen with her bra pulled asunder and her panties completely missing. BiBi teases Erik by rolling her ass on and off the tip of his cock, making him beg to slip to the rest in; by the time she actually does, Erik has forgotten all about the stash of soda that he noticed in BiBi’s boudoir.

Meanwhile, Charley Chase is sitting in prison, taunting the detectives with the fact that she has important information about their case. She refuses to say a single name until they give her what she wants: Steve Holmes. Maybe he’s her lover who was also sent to jail, maybe he’s just some guy that she heard has a huge dick; her reasons for demanding his dong don’t matter. All that matters is when Steve shows up in her cell, he doesn’t even have time to kick off his prison garb before Charley attacks, throwing him on her tiny bed and riding his cock. Steve fucks like a jailbird, too: he pushes Charley’s face into the cold concrete wall as he fucks her from behind, and he tries to fill his hands with as much flesh as he can–he has to make these moments count! When the come and dust have settled, Charley sings like a canary. But what does she say? Does she point Erik and Manuel Ferrara towards BiBi? Or does she point them down the wrong trail?

Our guess is that Charley sends Manuel to Katie St. Ives and Tristan Kennedy. He thinks he’s about to bust a couple of soda dealers, but all he ends up busting is his nut across the faces of two wild and horny females. Katie sits on his mouth, Tristan impales herself on his cock, and Manuel is completely at their mercy. They can do whatever they want with him! And apparently all they want to do is wraps their lips around his shaft, lick each other’s butts, and sandwich him between them. As Manuel spoons Katie, Tristan spoons Manuel and rubs on Katie’s thighs; this isn’t the work of a criminal, this is what sex looks like when everybody’s hopped up on high fructose corn syrup.

Oh sure, they’re all fun and sexy now, but years of consuming carbonated sugar goop will rot their teeth and leave them diabetic! Let this pornographic fable be a warning to all of you: the only time you should say “More Cola Please” is when you’re asking for this movie.

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If this were a horror film, Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose would be agents of some sinister corporation trying to seduce Jules Jordan so they can use his body to feed aliens–only a truly gruesome end can come to the man who gets such high-quality monster movie ass! But don’t worry, Mr. Jordan will be fine. This is only a porno.

His organs are going to stay in his body. At worst/best, one or two of them might make it a few inches into someone else’s body, but no harm shall come to anyone for any reason. After all, who has time to make movies with violence and gore when there are so many nice ways to touch the outside of bodies?

We must admit, there is something a tad sinister about Jules Jordan’s scene with Alexis and Kristina. They creep into his room while he’s sleeping, strip down to matching vinyl thigh-high boots, and then proceed to symmetrically wake him up by sitting right on his face and cock. Everything springs to life (thank God for morning wood, right?), the girls find themselves filled with cock or tongue, and they don’t stop riding him unless they want to switch the inputs on their pussies. When Jules is finally allowed to get off his back, he lines their asses up on the edge of the bed and pounds his hoagie-sized hard-on deep in their breadboxes. Anal sex? You bet there is. Tandem shaft and scrotum sucking? Naturally. There’s even a moment when both women sit on Jules’s face and he sticks his tongue in the space between their butt cheeks; as soon as we figure out a name for that act, we’re becoming obsessed with it.

Is Jules supposed to be the titular Flesh Hunter in this film? It seems like he’s the prey more than anything else. After Alexis and Kristina are done with him, Mika Kim rolls up on his pad and says she wants to be fucked properly. Exhausted and drained of jizz, Jules heroically musters up another erection and lays it upon Mika’s mouth, where it gets more than the minimum amount of spit needed to slide easily into her pussy. The sight of Mika with her face on the mattress, hands gripping the sheets, and ass in the air is almost too powerful to comment on, but if nothing else can be said, it is clear that Mika is the one doing the proper fucking here; her tight twat grips Jules so solidly that you can easily see veins in his cock beginning to pop out.

You know who looks like a hunter in this film? Steve Holmes does. He’s a cool pornstar, and he looks great in his suit, but he’s rocking the creepy older man face way too hard with Molly Bennett. Their scene is supposed to show spoiled rich girl Molly teasing her chauffeur and then taking it all the way, but all we can see is Steve baring his teeth at Molly as he slides next to her in the backseat of the Rolls Royce and fills his hands with young flesh. They decide it’d be poor form to get fluids on the car upholstery, so they take their sex to a sectional couch where Molly ditches her schoolgirl duds and slides down Steve’s strong pole. Will they ever have a normal car ride again? Where was Steve supposed to drive her anyway?

We kind of wish “Flesh Hunter 11″ had a designated Flesh Hunter, but perhaps the absence of one is meant to be a comment on society. Aren’t we all Flesh Hunters in some way? (Maybe just us? It’s probably just us. We’re the monsters.)

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Those Frenchies. They’re always asking the big questions. Who am I? What does it all mean? Wait, whose apartment is this? Whose clothes are these? And also; what makes a slut slutty? Well, for starters, lotsa lips gloss and no panties. A voracious love of sex, especially with big-dicked Europeans.

From there, a thorough exploration of rough handling, dirty talk, jeweled buttplugs, objectification, orgasms and tons of ass fucking. Really, like all philosophers, Ferrara raises more questions than he provides answers. And maybe confirms things we already knew, which is that we love sluts. But it’s the journey that counts, n’est pas?

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Picture it: a hot young ranger has been staking out an enemy camp for days, she’s low on food and water, and she still has to get in there and neutralize the general…with her ass. Not everybody is cut out for this kind of life, but some certainly are. They are the few, the proud, the well-lubricated, and with the help of a squad of roughneck rump wranglers, these young pornstars will have their patoots pounded into battle-ready booties.

For the record, “Anal Boot Camp” has nothing to do with that time that Adrianna Nicole had her foot set up camp inside Kelly Divine’s anus. That was “No Warning 6,” and it was beautiful, but that’s not what we’re here for.

We’re here to watch Tory Lane (a.k.a. Sgt. Kickass) and Nacho Vidal turn Amy Brooke into a lean, mean, cock-handling machine. The military decided to recruit Amy after she endured a backdoor dick assault in “Mandingo Massacre 4″, and the top brass gave her to Tory and Nacho because they are the toughest, nastiest, and have no problem screaming their lungs out at Amy’s bouncy butt. Before she gets anything in her ass, Amy is made to beg, grovel, lick boot, suck heel, and swallow cock while her mentors bark orders and slap her around. But Amy can take it–she can take anything! She can even take Tory’s strap-on attack and double penetration, and she responds to all the pounding and hair-pulling by squirting all over her superiors.

Lily Carter is headed for field duty, and it’s up to Eva Angelina (a.k.a. Sgt. Slaughter) to prepare her for the possibility that she may be captured by an enemy who will most definitely interrogate her by putting objects up her butt. Eva sets up a simulation for Lily, and she starts off by blindfolding the girl and pressing her mouth down around Mr. Pete’s turgid member before letting him taste, tease, and tap her tight ass. The simulation falls apart rather quickly as Eva gets jealous of Lily’s training and impales her own butt upon his wang; then the lesson is not about survival, but solidarity. When you see your comrade getting fucked in the ass, don’t just stand there and watch, but lick her pussy!

You might be wondering where all these male soldiers come from and who trains them; the answer is Lisa Ann (a.k.a. Major Pain). Critics say her recruitment techniques are a little sketchy, but if she has to go to low-income neighborhoods and stand around with her tits out in order to get warm bodies (and big dicks) to defend our country, we support her. In this movie, she gives a glimpse at how she disciplines three batches of new meat–Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, and Criss Strokes–with nothing more than a riding crop and an insatiable appetite for cock. Lisa begins with a blowbang, segues to spitroasting and double penetration, caps it all off with some airtight action, and then winds it down with more sucking and a triple shower of sperm on her huge knockers. Later, when the men have all fallen asleep from their nice little orgasms, Lisa Ann brainwashes them using techniques from Project MKUltra.

We hope the military doesn’t mind us telling you about that last part. We figured since “Anal Boot Camp” is completely uncensored, they wouldn’t mind us declassifying all this ass. We guess we’ll see what happens!

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Youths! Lousy collagen-having, hormone-dripping, not-remembering-the-good-old-days youths! How dare they parade around in their respective birthday suits, touching each other in their no-no zones, and then passing around these images via DVD! We’re just grateful they’re not selling BluRays. You know the old saying: first come the BluRays, then comes dancing.

Actually, they might be young and inexperienced, but they seem pretty calm. It’s probably hard to go wild when there’s paperwork to be done before you’re allowed to take your bra off.

Look at Chastity Lynn for example: her solo pictures make her look like a docile cat scratching at the bannister, and her tryst with Erik Everhard seems even more mellow. Chastity always has a sleepy look in her eyes, but her muscles look slack and relaxed as she rides Erik’s fat cock–we bet she rocks back and forth on it more than she slams down on it, and we don’t have a single problem with that. And this casual attitude has benefits, too! Chastity slyly slips all of his dick down her throat, gripping his balls like she’s enjoying a popsicle, and her asshole opens easily during the reverse cowgirl anal. Sure, she might be going wild on the inside, but she’s as cool as a cucumber as far as we can tell.

Maybe the menfolk ought to incite more insanity in their lady partners. Manuel seems to do a good job of amping up the energy: when he fucks Jessie Rogers and Anikka Albrite (in two separate scenes), both girls lose themselves in the sheer bliss that comes from being filled with his fat cock, and they both hungrily slurp up their own juices as they suck the come out of Manuel’s member. Jessie Andrews fucks Manuel, too, but she maintains her composure. Her makeup smears, jizz decks her face, and her pussy turns the telltale pink that says so much about her orgasm, but Jessie holds it together. What mental training has she been through to endure such a dick?

Maybe “Youth Going Wild” isn’t the best name for this collection of young babes getting boned, but it’s still a damn hot film, and besides, no one wants to buy a film called “Calm Ass Cuties” or “Bang My Bureaucratically-Processed Pussy.” (We would buy those films.)

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Petroleum products have a fascinating number of uses, but none are as noble and necessary as the polishing of pornstars. Glistening naked people? Why, that’s our bread and butter! Honestly, there are some days when we simply cannot bring ourselves to look at a couple of people banging unless they have been drenched with baby oil and shine like dragon scales.

We respect dry people all the same, but why be dry when you can be slick? We should start making posters that say so. Or maybe we can post some old Soviet-style signs that say, “Friction is the enemy, oil is the weapon, and this fine piece of Jules Jordan pornography is the promised land.” (Hopefully the final draft will be catchier/more Stalin-y.)

Mr. Pete and Steve Holmes are very experienced when it comes to cookouts, and they never leave home without an industrial sized jug of baby oil. It’s perfect when you find yourself and a friend alone with Amy Brooke and you don’t know how to consume her; just do what Pete and Steve do. They marinate her head to toe in oil, making sure to get every crack, hole, and curve equally slathered–sometimes this means spreading the stuff around with their bare hands and fat cocks, but they’re not afraid to get messy, too. Next, they spitroast Amy for a good twenty minutes, switching off between her mouth and asshole halfway through the process. Finally, there’s nothing left to do but impale Amy’s ass on Pete’s cock, spread her legs so Steve can slip in her slit, and enjoy the double penetration! By the way, Amy goes best with a nice, acidic white wine.

We should note that baby oil–really, any iteration of mineral oil–is not to be consumed. First of all, it’s not the tastiest product. Second, it’s a laxative. That being said, Toni Ribas’s treatment of London Keyes is absolutely diabolical. He takes the already-drenched London, easily slips his cock in her ass, and then jams the open bottle of oil in her mouth. We’re sure that the bottle is empty when he does this, but damn: what an evil image that is. Pulling her hair while he fucks her in the ass is just fine. Everybody loves hair pulling and anal sex. However, not everybody loves being aware of crazy rumblings in his or her digestive system. Anyway, our point is that this is probably our favorite scene in “Oil Overload 6.”

Manuel Ferrara’s scene with Kagney Linn Karter is another one of our favorites. They’re insanely talented performers who have worked with each other enough to build up a functional and exhilarating chemistry, and more importantly, they look like they’re having a blast together. Lord only knows how Manuel finds the dexterity to grip Kagney’s slippery body–and every inch of this woman is curvy, so you can imagine how difficult she is to grab when dry–but he manages to lift her off his cock and slam her down again and again, and they never ever fall of their leather couch. Also, they make the goofiest faces.

For more information about baby oil and its many uses, please check out this handy article over at Instructables. If you don’t care what else baby oil is for, that’s cool, watch “Oil Overload 6″ and call it a day.

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Well, obviously “Slut Puppies 6″ has badder bitches; the dogs at the WKC are rather well-behaved. Also, we’re using “bitch” as a term of endearment and empowerment, you know, like Alanis Morissette uses it. You know what? We’re falling apart here, and it’s all because “Slut Puppies” is such a weird title. They’re women, ok? Hot, adult, human ladies. Jeez.

Maybe we can start thinking of them as slutty hush puppies (the food, not the shoes). Does that make them more appealing? Bite size girlies, deep fried in, um, lube? Forget we said anything. Let’s talk about who’s fucking whom.

In the picture above, you see Molly Bennett. According to our records, she started doing porn this year, she only has seven movies under her belt, and we have a very good feeling about the trajectory of her career. Look at her handle Criss Strokes and Jules Jordan: these guys wield some long, thick cocks, and they’re not shy about putting their weight behind their thrusts, but Molly takes them with joy. Plus, look at the way she lets Criss’s dick rest on her lips. That picture thrills us and we don’t know why!

Remember the time we were lamenting how Steve Holmes has been pigeon-holed into always playing the anchor of a double penetration scene? (It’s ok, we’re not testing your reading comprehension and retention.) Well, good news: he gets Riley Reid all to himself! What validation! It’s like the porn industry got together and said, “Steve, we like you, we want you to use this upcoming starlet in anyway you see fit.” Riley treats him right, too; she blows bubbles on his cock, rides him hard, and never once does she command him to lie still while some other dude plows her pussy. It’s a dream come true! (With come!)

Really though, this movie contains women who are slated to become the biggest names in porn over the next five years. Lizz Tayler shows up and takes Criss Strokes’s long dick down her throat like it ain’t nothing; she’s becoming increasingly well-known in the porn world, and it’s not just because she has “Briana Banks” tattooed across her midriff. Ash Hollywood waltzes in wearing a cub scout uniform, and though she desecrates it by getting spitroasted, she is kind enough to remove it before Criss and Jules plaster her face with jizz. We can’t tell who’s banging Sasha Hall in this movie; we’re not really trying to find out, we’ve been trapped by the sight of her ass, which must have been sculpted by Bernini.

“Slut Puppies 6″: it won’t keep your feet dry, but it will make you hard.

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Instead of siccing her lawyers on anyone who hosts that questionable sex tape, we think Tulisa Contostavlos should embrace a sexier side of herself, ignore the tape, and start searching for the world’s next big pornstar. FOX doesn’t need another “American Idol” clone; they need big, penetrated asses. That’s what America really wants!

If they must rip something off, then they might as well rip-off “Ass Factor,” Jules Jordan’s latest tribute to that special something, that secret starpower in a pornstar that doesn’t announce itself until she turns around.

When you a hear that a pornstar’s name is Jasmine Tame, your first reaction is probably, “Ha! Tame? I bet she’s a wild woman in the sack!” or something corny like that. Actually, we find the manner in which she rides Rico Strong’s huge cock to be quite tame. Maybe we should say calm. The point is, she slobs on his penis with great poise, she opens her ass with confidence, and even when she’s slowly impaling herself on his dick, Jasmine seems possessed by a great and noble purpose. She has stage presence of the ass. It’s rare.

Katja Kassin is definitely the wild child of the bunch. She can hardly wait to get Mark Ashley’s veiny cock in her ass, and she only takes it in her pussy because she respects the traditions of this medium. Once it’s finally in her butt, Katja’s voice dives to the low and husky, her breathing grows shallow, and she slowly climbs in pitch and intensity until her ass is spasming around his cock. After a quick blowjob break, it’s back to the anal show until the big finale: a facial. Classic, sure, and the lighting is quite nice, but we don’t know if Katja will move on to the next week.

Most performances on this show are duets, but Krissy Lynn decides to up the ante with a threeway featuring Mr. Pete and Steve Holmes. You know that when Steve shows up, someone is getting doubly penetrated. Yes, Krissy belts some beautiful notes when she’s got two cocks inside her and Mr. Pete is pulling her hair as he fucks her ass. (Then again, who wouldn’t make sweet noise in that situation?) She proves that she can slow it down with a bit of spitroasting, and some people say that Krissy looks like Gillian Anderson when sucking POV cock, so she gets high marks from all the judges.

We realize that FOX will probably never take on “Ass Factor” as part of its primetime lineup, and that’s fine. We’ll just have to send the performers over to “America’s Got Talent.”

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It feels like just yesterday that we were welcoming Amia Moretti into the world of adult entertainment, excited for all the energy she would bring to her time as a starlet. Now look at her! She’s Amia Miley, she’s the “Ultimate Fuck Toy,” and she’s handling so much cock that we mistook her for a chicken breeder.

Anyway, many fuck toys are flexible, but none are quite as limber as Amia. If her yoga skills don’t entice Steve Holmes, her panty-less cheerleader outfit will. She strips down to nothing but her pom-poms and her sneakers, and while this might confuse some consumers, we assure you there are good reasons for both. The pom-poms are obvious: she wants to cheer out each orgasm that Steve’s stacked shlong produces! The sneakers need some explaining: Amia is a baller, her kicks are fresh to death, and we heard that Steve has a thing for babes in athletic footwear.

Cheerleaders not your thing? Don’t worry! Amia comes with a bunch of different outfits to put on and quickly rip off. Construction Worker Amia is the most popular costume; it comes with a drill and a lacy bra, panties, garter, and stockings set! No, she doesn’t look like a traditional construction worker, but so what? Voodoo doesn’t mind one bit, and he loves dressing like a construction worker. And he takes out whatever frustrations he does or doesn’t have with his Ultimate Fuck Toy by pounding Amia’s pussy with complete abandon, pulling her hair, wrenching her arms behind her back, and piledriving her until she chews on her own knee (it’s strange, but hot).

While supplies last, you can get the limited edition Sophia Sutra doll to play with Amia! They’re programmed to interact, undress together, and force each other’s throat down on Criss Stroke’s cock. The only downside is that you have to make sure they’re both sexually satisfied at the same time, but Sophia gets an unusual amount of pleasure from her tongue, so a quick sip of Amia’s ass (or a long pull off Criss’s balls) will keep her happy.

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Can you believe “Bad Girls 6″ is already here? It seems like we were just freaking out about Stoya’s double penetration scene in “Bad Girls 5,” and now she’s doing interracial with Mr. Marcus. Can we please slow down the pace of our dreams coming true?

We’d like to savor the moment as long as we possibly can before Stoya comes out with a cookbook or becomes the first pornstar in space or something.

So, here’s Stoya, minding her own business, sitting on a bed in her undies, when she hears Mr. Marcus calling from the living room. Since it’s chilly in there, she takes her blanket with her and drags it on the floor. This right here, this negligence towards the maintenance of high-quality blankies, is what makes Stoya a Bad Girl, not her craving for Mr. Marcus’s big black cock. Some people have expressed dissatisfaction over the fact that Stoya’s first interracial scene takes place in the “Bad Girls” series; we think that’s a coincidence. This is clearly about how the naughty, blanket-hating Stoya gets the joy of licking the length of Marcus’s shaft and sticking his cock inside her tight pussy, even though she should be taking a load of bedding to the cleaners.

Now that we’ve cleared that up, let’s talk about why Jesse Jane is squatting on a training potty. Actually, let’s not talk about that.

This movie also has Tori Black and Manuel Ferrara fucking each other! They’ve been one of our favorite pairs ever since we saw “Evil Anal 11,” in which Manuel takes five scenes to convince Tori to have anal sex. There is no such negotiation in this film. In fact, we don’t think they talk much at all; Tori teases Manuel by stripping out of her lingerie and Manuel responds by throwing her on the couch and banging her in some doggy style/wheelbarrow leg lock.

Meanwhile, Tommy Gunn and Mick Blue are working out the best way to share the buxom, blonde Bridgette B. Spit roasting her seems to work fine, but it doesn’t take long for Tommy to get jealous of the way Mick’s cock stretches Bridgette’s cheek as he mouthfucks her. Bridgette tries blowing them at the same time, but that quickly turns into an irrumatio contest and Bridgette becomes too horny to ignore. This is proof that threesomes are fun, but they could use the guidance of an event manager. Robby D: step your game up.

We joke. He did a marvelous job with “Bad Girls 6,” and we are sufficiently entertained and aroused by all the dirty, sexy, sometimes downright bizarre things that are going down. Here’s hoping that for “Bad Girls 7,” Stoya experiences mitosis and fucks her clone.

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With Nataly Rosa and Steve Holmes in front of it, you can bet that there’s a lot of stroking going on. And Steve will not let Nataly back away from the mirror until her self-esteem has grown. Or until she’s ready to suck his dick.

We’d like to think that the urge to fellate Steve Holmes grows in tandem with one’s self-worth. It might sound a little trite, but it’s true: you can’t love anyone until you love yourself. Can the same be said of physical love? Maybe, but only to an extent. We doubt that masturbating furiously will make you a better oral sex artist, though we are prepared to be totally wrong.

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