You know where this is going. We think more women should wear pearl jewelry—even pearl earrings like these—when performing fellatio. It’s a nice little bit of glamour that says, “Whatever, come on my face. I’m already wearing pearls.” On another note, we’re not so sure how submissive this “submissive amateur”

We love the naked splash fight, we understand the groping and spitting in each other’s mouths, and we’ll appreciate (from afar) the urge to fuck after seeing your lady’s x-ray results, but come on: there is nothing sexy about an MRI. Seriously. We don’t care how gorgeous “The Sentiments of

Marc Blackie, the brains behind “Dissolute Life” (the scary but intriguing black and white masturbation/gagfest from last week), sent an email to let us know about his other short films. We thought we’d share this squirm-inducing yet sexy twelve-minute ordeal called “A Special Form of Denial.” After watching this, we

You know how most porn scenes have a section of stripping, dancing, and rubbing right before the actual sex? That’s the tease. This is what a tease would look like if Lars Von Trier directed porn. Ok, that’s a bit dramatic, this is nowhere near “Antichrist” or even “Breaking the

If anything, you should challenge your best friend to an orgasm-off, seeing who can come the most often and/or with the most dramatic loss of muscle control. We know competition is immature, but not when everybody wins! Sindee Jennings and Taylor Starr are much too nice to truly compete with

Sometimes all you need is a flimsy halter-top and the vivacious boobs of sassy Brit Syren Sexton poking out of it to make your day (and we’re not complaining), but what if—what if—she decided to spit water on those boobs, too? Our friend Gazzman sent us this video from the

Adding food to your lovemaking session is a pretty standard way to spice up your bedroom activities, but some foods work better than others. Honey, chocolate sauce, strawberries, and even ice cubes are all classic sexy treats. Watermelon, however, generally isn’t. We’re not saying they can’t work, just that they’re