Paula wants to get pregnant so she can be moved to the jail’s maternity ward and avoid being harassed by the other inmates; Antonio, another prisoner who is in love with Paula, is sterile, so he gets his brother Jorge to visit and sleep with her. Jorge has a girlfriend, but he too falls in love with Paula. Tangled? Yes, but oh so tender.
Are you familiar with Jourdan Dunn? We aren’t, but we’re trying to remedy that right now by ogling and Googling her as much as we can. Did you know that this gorgeous, tight-bodied twenty-two year-old has a son? He’s four. She’s a MILF. We don’t know what to do with ourselves right now.
On Monday, we showed you a clip from “Trash” in which the lovely lady protagonist meets a guy online and has anal sex with him on the first date. Juicy stuff, right? Well, “Trash” is absolutely full of scenes that walk the line between sexy and suffocating, and we decided to show you another one: a full on prostitute orgy with confusing music!
Clara (Judith Uriach) recently broke up with her boyfriend and is taking a chance on internet dating. One of those dates seems to be going well–like, really well! Some would say too well, but that depends on how you feel about sex on the first date/anal sex/the face of the guy having anal sex with Clara.
Angela, a journalism student, is supposed to interview a famous journalist for a school project, but her subject, Miguel, has other ideas for their time together. He tries to put her in awe of his wisdom and spit game at her, but it all falls apart, more so when they get locked in a tiny bathroom together. There they become honest and naked and equal, so naturally they do it.
They’re all wearing some jewelry, so we guess that could be the treasure, but we’re not going to take it from them. If there’s one thing our folks taught us, it’s to never steal necklaces off the bodies of babes who may or may not be a representation of Blackbeard’s treasure. What if they’re cursed? That’s worse than getting an STD.
One of the main reasons we’re jealous of models like these is that they have license to wear the loudest, craziest, brightest swag they want and nobody finds it odd. Karlie Kloss has a rhinestone belt and a hula hoop swinging off her thigh and you’re like, “Yep, that’s Karlie. Do we have any pizza rolls in the freezer?”
If we could meet our inner child, it’d probably be a teenaged boy who wears a lot of Thrasher gear, and if we asked him what his dream-girlfriend’s job would be, he’d say something like, “Spanish actor hottie/professional surfer who never wears a shirt.” Maria Castro isn’t a professional surfer, but she’s good enough that our inner child is happy about these pictures.
Look at these two: they love each other and they show it with their bodies. Perhaps the whole movie is about how well they get along thanks to their healthy diets, philosophies, and sex lives! Oh, wait, no, it turns out that the guy–a struggling martial artist and dancer–falls for another man and the three of them try polyamory.
We don’t understand what Blanca Suarez is laughing about here, but we totally don’t care because we are laughing right along with her. It’s infectious! Their simultaneous orgasms suddenly morph into laughter, they roll around, Blanca pulls her panties on, and the smiles just keep on flowing. Isn’t this refreshing?
It’s been a long while since we’ve heard anything about Larissa Riquelme, the Paraguayan futbol fan/topless model who vowed to streak if her team took home the World Cup, but we expect to hear from her soon because there’s a new babe bringing her boobs to battle for the love of her country. Meet Sara Luengo: she supports Spain with her tits.
You’d think that mincing Eurovixen Sasha Rose would be treated more gently after serving her suitor champagne, but you’d be wrong. Turns out, hospitality or no, she is a slut to be slammed.
Obviously the answer is to fondle — and we much appreciate this handsome fellow for doing us a solid by feeling up the lovely Martina Garcia.
A gal leaves her sleepy town and geek boyfriend behind in favor of an urban awakening: we’ve heard the story before. But in this version the city is Madrid, and smoking hot Spanish babe Verónica Echegui finds a city stud with which to get it on. The film is “Yo
There are some elements in this clip that serve to startle, and even confuse — such as, where did that hose come from? We’re sure the answer to such a mystery must be revealed in the full film, and we’d likely sit through it all — even without subtitles —
Hey, remember when fashion magazines actually took pictures of models wearing clothes? Yeah, we don’t miss those days either. An editorial titled “La Piel Que Habit” (or, “The Skin I’m In”) could hardly be anything other than relentless nudity, though. Unless it was second-skin bodysuits. That would have been cool
Fancy meeting you here, in this, um, blank white space. Can we buy you a drink from the non-existent bar? So, do you come here often? We do. Maybe you could come here with us. You know, we could come together. Yup, we’re masters of subtlety. But honestly, Laura Campos
Maybe the mockumentary we envisioned was a little more “This Is Spinal Tap” than this turned out to be, but we’re not complaining. The most important thing is that legendary performer Sophie Evans is here, not saying much, and totally working it. We don’t know what it is about her,
It’s said that when you lose one sense, your other senses get stronger. Barbara Goenaga (of “Timecrime” fame) can still see and hear, but her brain doesn’t process the stimuli properly, so she doesn’t recognize the world around her. This, naturally, makes sex so good that thunderstorms come out. Disclaimer:
Sex is like any art in that when it’s really great it breaks routine, reveals hidden beauty, and extends our sense of ourselves. Great art succeeds in creating something new, in a new way, from a new perspective. Great sex is the same. It needs variety, innovation, audacity, but it