Remember how Sophie Howard retired from lad’s mag modeling? Well now she’s un-retired! And she considers this welcome back shoot to be one of her finest moments, adding, “It feels a bit like losing my virginity again.” Uh, really? “Thankfully, though, this has been better than losing my virginity as that was a bit crap!” Oh, cool, we think, we don’t know anymore.
Our love for Sophie Howard is well-documented; but tragically, it’s almost exclusively in the form of still photos. We’ve often wished for the chance to expand our devotion to Ms. Howard into other media—and at long last, with the discovery of this delightful animated gif, our fantasy has come true.
And she’s declaring war on the blondes! Well, not really, but she might as well have with the way she was talking about her fair-haired comrades: “Blonde girls think because they’re blonde they’re automatically sexy, while girls with darker hair are more feisty.” Feisty, indeed! She goes on to say,
If you’ve only been paying attention to the luscious Sophie Howard for the past year or so, you probably think of her as a run of the mill lad mag girl: luscious big boobs, beautiful black hair, and a delightfully upbeat (and, of course, naughty) outlook on the world. And
Normally, Nuts magazine will take a sexy comment from a girl’s interview and pair it with an especially naughty picture, but that’s not what happened here. “I hate it when guys take photos of their cock and send them to me!” Ooh, say it slow, Sophie Howard. It might be
Sophie Howard was chilling in the Canary Islands (Gran Canaria, specifically) and she was bored being naked all by herself, so she called up Jo Hicks to come join her. Luckily for us, Jo had no problem joining Sophie in all her activities, including the topless part. These two managed
Yeah, right. Call us Skeptical Susans (you know, Negative Nancy’s long lost cousin), but we have a hard time believing these shots are candid when Sophie Howard is posing in the surf like that, wearing makeup and jewelry. Then again, we could be wrong. Maybe Sophie has been doing the
Why do lad mags demand so much from their models? Look here: you can see Emma Glover shift her center of gravity in order to lift Sophie’s neutron star-sized boob. Is her struggle supposed to excite us? (It kind of does.) But that doesn’t mean we’re sadists or anything like
There’s some comfort in knowing that no matter how slow or fast 2011 goes by, Sophie Howard’s breasts will be consistently on display, and they will always be mouthwatering. Stability: it’s the new silicone. Of course, wherever Sophie is in these calendar images doesn’t change either, so we’d like to
The nerve of some people! The beginning of this article starts with a little discussion about how “the Yanks gave us fast food” but because Britain contains an infinite amount of boobage, they are superior. Hmph! We’re taking our McDonald’s back then. Because we’re simply not in the mood to
Unlike certain other sexy celebrities, glamour model Sophie Howard doesn’t make her Twitter account easily available to any random fan. For one thing, you have to find it first (pro tip: she’s not @sophiehoward); then you have to get Sophie’s approval if you want to be one of her followers.
Nuts Magazine is so silly sometimes. For example, when they do a feature called “Nuts Babes Uncensored.” We have a hard time remembering an issue when any of the lovely ladies who appear in Nuts were censored in any way! These are pretty fantastic shots for outtakes. We kind of
How does Sophie Howard see herself? She’s in front of the camera all the time, but does she like the way she looks? We think she’s gorgeous, but we’re also concerned about her self-image. That shit is important. And it looks like Sophie enjoys the camera! That makes us feel
“Why would a British lad mag do a tribute to the second longest running Western series of all time?” we asked ourselves, only moments away from clicking into some huge-breasted disappointment. At least we get Holly Peers and company! As far as consolation prizes go, we’re doing quite well. Maybe
Normally we’re all about the photos, but contrary to its title, we don’t think these girls are any more “Uncensored” than usual. However, we highly recommend reading through the interviews. Guess who likes sticking her finger up men’s butts? Sophie Howard does. Yes, she’s pretty much down for whatever. Once,
Whenever we read some interview with lad mag babes, the girls often talk about how one girl is all about getting attention, or is somewhat slutty, etc. Leah Francis straight up calls Sophie Howard a nympho in this spread. Sure it seems like they’re just talking about each other in
And this has nothing to do with Nuts, ZOO, or any of those magazines. Scott McAulay took some photos of Sophie floating around a pool, chilling in a hammock, doing her beautiful, boobulous thing. There’s something a little odd about these photos, something that distracts us from Sophie and makes
Jeez, ladies. Mrs. Claus isn’t going to be happy about this. A) You’ve totally swiped her look and B) now Mr. Claus is obsessed with lad mags. Way to confuse the whole naughty vs. nice system. Anyhow, you know what our favorite thing about this spread is? It’s advent calendar
Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder, and all your ladmag favorites pick their favorite photos from the past year. Spoiler alert: they tend to be the photos that almost show crotch. It’s quite the coincidence really, because those are our favorite photos, too! Well, except for that one pic of
Whoops, we were under the impression that Nuts was the Naked Issue every time. Apparently we were wrong! It’s a special issue where the women forget their clothing, instead of losing it once they get in front of the camera! Well, we hope there are more happy accidents like this