We weren’t even aware that the 2012 UEFA European Football Championship (aka Euro 2012) was nigh — but now we are, thanks to Ms. Micaela. See, she is useful for something! Expanding our sports awareness one soccer-ball-painted boob at a time…

While in the stands at Copa América this week, Paraguayan pin-up Gaby Wolscham decided to encourage her team with the best tools at her disposal: namely, her fantastic and unrestrained tits. A little nipple flash here and there and suddenly Paraguay’s headed to the final game on Sunday. Coincidence? We

ZOO Magazine and Alice Goodwin are teaming up to give us commoners some hope of dating a lad mag girl! We thought that you had to be a soccer star to get anywhere near these girls, but Alice set us straight. “No we don’t all date footballers,” says Alice. “They’re

Patty Orue (seen above, middle frame) thinks she can muscle (er, fatty tissue?) her way into the Paraguay-Brazil Copa America match and get a gang of fans with her beautiful cleavage. There’s only room for one lingerie/swimsuit model with perfect tits in this arena, and her name is Larissa Riquelme.

Just a few short hours ago, we were completely unaware of the existence of Sepp, a football (soccer to us Yanks) fashion magazine. Now, we don’t just know about it—we know it features photos of hot naked women. Our life will never be the same again. · Sepp Magazine (sepp-magazine.com)

And with this latest batch of nude pics from everyone’s favorite Paraguayan soccer fan, we’re starting to feel overheated, too. How can the World Cup only be every four years? What if Larissa gets tired of posing naked? Hear us out: if we have them every two years, then the

By now you’ve heard about Norwegian pornstar Bobbi Eden’s pledge to fellate her Twitter followers if The Netherlands wins the World Cup. Well, we think Spain could use some similar motivation, so here are some Spanish sweethearts for the job. If BJs for Holland consists of Bobbi Eden, Vicky Vette,

As the World Cup moves into the quarterfinals, many of us are hunting for a new team to root for—and Larissa Riquelme has a pretty compelling argument for supporting Paraguay. Should Larissa’s team take home the World Cup, the busty lingerie model will run naked through the streets, her body

In case you still haven’t figured out how big a deal this World Cup thing is: Romania didn’t even field a team this year, and yet their version of Playboy still did a World Cup tribute. Granted, it could just be that everyone loves looking at naked girls playing soccer,

As the World Cup wears on, so, too, does the urge to recreate famous World Cup moments…but with topless girls. This is just like when those kids performed “Scarface”…only with boobs. And soccer balls. And no guns. (zootoday.com)

If you’re a soccer fan (or at least a World Cup fan), chances are you’re watching the Germany-Ghana match right this minute. And you’re probably wondering what it might be like if the soccer players were replaced with naked girls. Well, wonder no longer: Playboy Germany has made your fantasy

And Alice Goodwin is allegedly “England’s Fittest Fan.” So does that mean Fleshbot is—by association—rooting for England in the World Cup? No. (Go USA!) It just means Alice is down to get naked for her team. We have to admit: as excited as we are about Team USA, we’re sad

What is it about the World Cup that drives women to strip off their tops, cover their bodies in paint, and reenact important moments from the games? We don’t know, but while the scientists among you are trying to figure that one out, we’ll be launching a special investigation of

Over the past few weeks, we’ve seen scores of topless models showing their loyalty (and breasts) for their World Cup teams…but for the most part they’ve kept their cheering to the pages of lad mags. Not so Larissa Riquelme. The Paraguayan model was on the sidelines supporting her home team

The World Cup is but a hop, skip, and a jump away: clearly, it’s time to break out the bodypainted soccer football boosters! True, (almost) naked girls have little to nothing to do with the sport (and they’d have a hard time playing it in those, ahem, “uniforms”), but, well…they

Like partial hydrogenation is to America, so is soccer to the rest of the world. With the World Cup coming up, Private makes the latest international attempt to interest Americans in the sport by using a mostly American cast! Footballers’ Wives Studio: Private Director: Tony Ward Starring: Bobbi Starr, Amy

Yesterday we had WorldCupStrip, today we’ve stumbled across the Soccerettes, a group of British soccer fans who’re showing support for their team by, uh, stripping off for ZOO magazine. (Hey, it makes perfect sense to us.) If only American soccer players could harness the awesome power of boobs…MLS might actually

Houston’s Lisa Spencer likes soccer. Actually, it’s more accurate to say she loves soccer. Actually, it’s even more accurate to say she’s so fond of soccer, she wants to strip off her clothes and make sweet love to it. Or at least flash her boobs at a soccer game, anyhow.

Think that the sports in “Sporty Girls” are just for show? You clearly haven’t seen Sadie West playing soccer. (elegantangel.com)

It’s the oldest story in the book: a beautiful young woman, hard up and in need of money, decides to cash in on her youth and beauty and go into the skin trade. Except in this case, the young woman in question isn’t a broke college student or a single