Internet sleuths have tracked down the video where that alleged Lindsay Lohan blowjob picture comes from and it’s just as we suspected: about four seconds of grainy low-resolution footage of someone you can’t identify giving some dude a blowjob. Also, if you listen closely to the garbled audio we believe

Absolutely no one is furious about a George W. Bush collage made out of scraps of old porn mags and this non-controversy will cause zero outrage even among the 21% of people who still like the guy. Nobody gave a shit about the buttplugs, you think they’re going to care

Playboy is starting its own non-nude social networking site specifically for university students. So it will be just like Facebook, but with fewer pictures of naked college kids? (playboyu.com, via khqa.com)

OK, so we totally tried to downplay the significance of that Olivia Mojica sex tape when we heard about it this morning despite TMZ’s “source” (read: Vivid shill) who told them that it was “the nastiest tape I’ve ever seen”, mostly because (1) after that whole Antonella Barba business, our

In high school, we never hung out in the smoking area, but at last night’s XRCO (X-Rated Rated Critics Organization) Awards at Forbidden CIty on Hollywood and Vine we did, missing in our truancy Hillary Scott‘s capture of, like, every award, including both “Orgasmic Oralist” AND “Orgasmic Analist” as well

Will Kim Kardashian be the new Vivid-Alt contract girl? Will she appear on Showtime having girly pillow fights with Dana DeArmond, Charlotte Stokely, and Sunny Leone? Is the complete movie title (“Kim Kardashian, Superstar featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J”) the porn version of “Scandal Featuring Patty Smyth” or the

· In a move that surprises no one, Kim Kardashian is helping to promote planning to sue Vivid over the sex tape she totally had nothing to do with and says she’s “disappointed” and “confused” about the whole thing—unlike everyone else who saw this coming from the get-go. (avn.com; see

If Kim “I don’t need the money” Kardashian herself isn’t directly responsible for the impending release of that sex video that was the main subject of tabloid fodder this week until Anna Nicole came along (er, went away) and stole all her thunder, she should at least be glad that

Maybe we’re just getting jaded in our old age, but for some reason a celebrity sex tape just isn’t as fun or exciting when it has the tacit permission of the parties involved to be distributed and stretches the definition of “celebrity” to begin with—both of which might be the

Its contents may be long past the point of being safely confined to that storage locker, but that didn’t stop certain parties concerned about the unbesmirched public image of America’s favorite heiress-next-door from taking legal action to shut down ParisExposed.com, which despite our repeated attempts to access it over the

As we predicted, it didn’t take long for clips from the recently launched ParisExposed.com to start appearing (and already getting pulled from) file sharing sites like RapidShare, though it’s a testament to the increasing convenience with which these sorts of things are passed around that it took less than 24

It’s like 2003 all over again (or maybe 2005; we tend to lose track of these things): Yesterday saw the launch of ParisExposed.com, a website which, yes, exposes the contents of a $208 a month storage facility which the Hilton family coffers somehow forgot to pay for and which yielded