As the wise philosopher Judge Judy once said, "Of course you didn't mean to do it, that's why they call them accidents, not on-purposes." And she is very right, you don't do accidents on purpose, but when it comes to sunbathing topless on social media, can you really accidentally show off your boob on purpose? Did Lily Allen mean to show off her boob?
Normally, when one states the obvious it's rather annoying. Every so often, stating the obvious is not only the best thing one can do, but it's pretty damn sexy. So, Hilary Duff, we are all going to agree with you that yes, you in a bikini "v nice." Yes, it is v nice indeed.
Two SnapChat camgirls, one threesome, and endless entertainment.
Since Hollywood these days is all about remakes and redoes and all the rest, I'm just going to come out and say it: Ariel Winter needs to star in a City Slickers remark. Okay, so it doesn't have to be City Slickers, but it needs to be something where Ariel Winter can keep rocking the Western wear.
Being a person who needs glasses to see, I don't really understand the trend of people wearing fake glasses. Especially when those fake glasses are rather large. And yet, I'm not bothered when Sarah Hyland does it. Of course, that might just be because she's wearing a bikini, and when Sarah Hyland is wearing a bikini, she can do whatever the hell she wants.
When at it's finest, social media can be more than a way to simply connect with old friends. Instagram, Snapchat, even Facebook (not really) can show something we never would have seen otherwise, like a topless Paris Jackson. Of course, since it's social media, you know it's hardly ever at its finest - because social media comes with those damn filters and such to cover up Paris Jackson's boobs.
There's that old saying "Find something you love to do and you'll never work a day in your life." For many of us is this something we strive for in our lives and while some may find it, others don't. But don't worry because no matter what you do it won't close to being as awesome as the person who gets to massage Heidi Klum's boobs for a living.
We can go on and on and back and forth and up and down about the point of social media. Some might say it's to stay connected to friends and family who live far away, while others think it's all about showing off their daily life. But for me, social media is all about celebrities showing off their hotness. Demi Lovato has been excelling at this - she's kind of making it an art - as we can clearly see from her cleavage-tastic Snapchat.
History is littered with great rivalries: The Hatfields vs. The McCoys, Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison, Man vs. Beast. And now there is a new rivalry, more intense than any that have come before, and the stakes are higher than they have even been - this is truly a rivalry that none of us will ever forget. Chrissy Teigen's boobs vs. a jumpsuit. There will be no winners in this one, my friends - oh wait, there will only be winners! This rivalry is freakin' awesome!
Now, before you get your hopes up, no JoJo is not going to appear on Shameless (2010-2016) and finally show off her fantastic breasts. But JoJo is Snapchatting her little heart out in a pretty revealing bikini, so that's not too bad. She's not shy at all about trying to catch a little sun and possibly stop traffic at the same time.
Having never been one to cover my face in some kind of anti-aging, anti-wrinkle, anti-whatever mask, I can't speak as to whether or not they work. But one thing I know for sure is that even when Nina Dobrev covers her face in some magical blue face mask, she's still sexy as hell. Though that might be because of the awesome cleavage she's rocking.
I'm not going to sit here and say that seeing Bella Thorne's pierced nipple isn't the highlight of my day, but I am curious to know who is hanging out in bed with a topless Bella Thorne? I mean, who's lucky enough to get to hang out with Bella Thorne and her boobs? How does one get that gig in life?
One thing I have noticed about those who love to travel is they can't wait to see another culture. They can't wait to get out and explore new lands, meet new people, and try new things. I believe Demi Lovato has all these traits, and more, inside of her. But of all her desire to travel one thing she never forgets is how freaking amazing she looks in a bikini. I mean, if you are going to travel to Africa you might as well take a bikini selfie and post it on Snapchat.
Okay, so I have a question for all of you out there. How long did you stare at Charli XCX’s breasts in the bathtub before you noticed she had some kind of crazy facial cleansing mask on her face? Yeah, it took me about 20 minutes to notice all that junk on her face.
Here’s the thing about Nadine Velazquez, she’s really freaking hot. Period. End of sentence. I have no idea what she does to stay in such beautiful shape, but if she wants to keep doing it, then I refuse to stand in her way. In fact, I will do whatever I can do help her achieve her peak sexiness.
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