When at it's finest, social media can be more than a way to simply connect with old friends. Instagram, Snapchat, even Facebook (not really) can show something we never would have seen otherwise, like a topless Paris Jackson. Of course, since it's social media, you know it's hardly ever at its finest - because social media comes with those damn filters and such to cover up Paris Jackson's boobs.
There's that old saying "Find something you love to do and you'll never work a day in your life." For many of us is this something we strive for in our lives and while some may find it, others don't. But don't worry because no matter what you do it won't close to being as awesome as the person who gets to massage Heidi Klum's boobs for a living.
We can go on and on and back and forth and up and down about the point of social media. Some might say it's to stay connected to friends and family who live far away, while others think it's all about showing off their daily life. But for me, social media is all about celebrities showing off their hotness. Demi Lovato has been excelling at this - she's kind of making it an art - as we can clearly see from her cleavage-tastic Snapchat.
History is littered with great rivalries: The Hatfields vs. The McCoys, Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison, Man vs. Beast. And now there is a new rivalry, more intense than any that have come before, and the stakes are higher than they have even been - this is truly a rivalry that none of us will ever forget. Chrissy Teigen's boobs vs. a jumpsuit. There will be no winners in this one, my friends - oh wait, there will only be winners! This rivalry is freakin' awesome!
Now, before you get your hopes up, no JoJo is not going to appear on Shameless (2010-2016) and finally show off her fantastic breasts. But JoJo is Snapchatting her little heart out in a pretty revealing bikini, so that's not too bad. She's not shy at all about trying to catch a little sun and possibly stop traffic at the same time.
Having never been one to cover my face in some kind of anti-aging, anti-wrinkle, anti-whatever mask, I can't speak as to whether or not they work. But one thing I know for sure is that even when Nina Dobrev covers her face in some magical blue face mask, she's still sexy as hell. Though that might be because of the awesome cleavage she's rocking.
I'm not going to sit here and say that seeing Bella Thorne's pierced nipple isn't the highlight of my day, but I am curious to know who is hanging out in bed with a topless Bella Thorne? I mean, who's lucky enough to get to hang out with Bella Thorne and her boobs? How does one get that gig in life?
One thing I have noticed about those who love to travel is they can't wait to see another culture. They can't wait to get out and explore new lands, meet new people, and try new things. I believe Demi Lovato has all these traits, and more, inside of her. But of all her desire to travel one thing she never forgets is how freaking amazing she looks in a bikini. I mean, if you are going to travel to Africa you might as well take a bikini selfie and post it on Snapchat.
Okay, so I have a question for all of you out there. How long did you stare at Charli XCX’s breasts in the bathtub before you noticed she had some kind of crazy facial cleansing mask on her face? Yeah, it took me about 20 minutes to notice all that junk on her face.
Here’s the thing about Nadine Velazquez, she’s really freaking hot. Period. End of sentence. I have no idea what she does to stay in such beautiful shape, but if she wants to keep doing it, then I refuse to stand in her way. In fact, I will do whatever I can do help her achieve her peak sexiness.
I know we are all really not looking forward to summer ending. Sure, you might be looking forward to the changing weather, but we all have something that we love about summer that we can’t do any other time of year. Maybe it’s grilling you’ll miss, or it could be spending all day by a body of water, and, of course, all the wonderful bikinis. Thankfully, we aren’t saying goodbye just yet, so let’s enjoy Christina Milian in a bikini.
Oh, Katharine McPhee, you have me so confused.
I think it’s safe to say that we all have a love/hate relationship with social media. We love the ease of connecting with old friends, being able to keep in touch with people, and know what is going on the world. We hate all the faux outrage, those annoying memes everyone posts, and emojis that cover up Kaley Cuoco's exposed boob.
Of all the modern marvels we have in the world, there is something I can never figure out - and that is how in the world strapless bikini tops stay up, especially if the person wearing it is well endowed. For instance, how in the world is this stop staying on Hillary Duff?
Nip slips are by far some of the most wonderful things ever to happen on this earth. But I feel like if you are topless and take a quick pic and forget to cover up one of your boobs, then it isn’t really slip. We need to come up with another word for what Alexis Ren did on Snapchat.
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