Damn, homies, when’s the last time you watched some good cheerleader porn? When’s the last time you saw Sindee Jennings drench a man’s face and hands with her fountain of a fanny (in the British sense)? We’re betting it’s been a while since you’ve appreciated either of those pleasures, so we got them both right here, all wrapped up in a handy bit of 69ing. It’s the pill-shaped sex capsule of your dreams.

Getting Sindee Jennings wet isn’t too hard—after all, she is a master squirter—but it takes a special man to get Sindee absolutely soaked. How does Anthony Rosano do it? It’s simple! He gets really sweaty! Yes, Anthony is notoriously drippy, and while some people take issue with his excretions, others

Ah, Sindee Jennings: her name alone makes us picture squirting. Why is that? Call it synesthesia. Regardless, we can’t be the only ones who view her as a ejaculating goddess descended from the heavens to make the world a wetter place. And yet here’s Sindee Jennings without a single damn

Things were simpler when I was a teen. Her mother was horrified that my naturally beautiful prom date had applied a little blush and lipstick. “At least her face isn’t covered in, like, 200 loads,” I didn’t say. I guess I meet a different class of lady now. A female

“Unemployment Benefits,” from Bluebird Films, seemed appropriate, given the recent debt crisis and the ongoing complete collapse of, you know, everything. Let’s focus on the positive side of things! There is still porn, and it is good. The premise of this film is that director Marc Twain stakes out the

If anything, you should challenge your best friend to an orgasm-off, seeing who can come the most often and/or with the most dramatic loss of muscle control. We know competition is immature, but not when everybody wins! Sindee Jennings and Taylor Starr are much too nice to truly compete with

“Unemployment Benefits” suggests that hot women cannot get jobs in America, which is shocking, and that the unemployment office requires more documentation than giving a blowjob on film does, which is untrue. Unemployment Benefits Studio: Bluebird Director: Marc Twain Starring: Romana Ryder, Madison Parker, Isis Taylor, Isis Love, Sindee Jennings,

If you’re looking for a casual sex pal, try to find the least complicated person you can. The unemployed are great for this sort of thing because they have tons of free time and they fuck to forget their impending financial crises. After Sindee Jennings was fired from her job

Oddly, she invited Bobbi Starr, Kaci Starr, and Aiden Starr. It’s like the Night of Too Many Starrs, except not on Comedy Central, not benefitting any charity, and with the addition of lots of graphic oral sex. In addition to the lovely Starr pseudo-siblings, “Suck It!” features Sindee Jennings and

No, it’s not our favorite song from “Diddler On the Roof,” it’s a parody of Bravo’s hit show about a dating club for rich dudes. Long story short, India Summer plays Patti and she is way hotter than the original. Ashlynn Brooke is back in the director’s seat for another

Could that special someone be you? Actually, it’s Tom Byron, but you could do a lot worse for a stunt cock, you know. And we’re sure that deep down, Sindee Jennings really does have feelings for you! It’s just that she’s much more comfortable expressing her emotions through the sloppy,

“Don’t look at me” whispers Christina Aguilera at the beginning of her anthemic “Beautiful.” While that may have wound up a rich, life-affirming song, it is clear Xtina wasn’t delivering a porn-worthy blowjob when she said it. I have watched a number of blowjob scenes being shot between professionals and

What happens when you get 32 beautiful adult stars, dress them up in formal wear, and bring them to a gorgeous mansion for a party? The Girls in White lesbian coming out party, that’s what. What, you say you’ve never heard of such an event? Then you, friend, haven’t been

Anthony Rosano may be Sindee Jennings’s tennis instructor, but she’s got a lesson that she’d like to teach him (OMG, role reversal!). And, though it isn’t tennis she’s teaching him, we suspect the end score will still be love. · Buy “Young Girls Next Door 2″ (gamelink.com)

“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than the Norton/Tyler “The Incredible Hulk” (but I’m still holding out for a porn version of “Stealing Beauty“)… Read on to see how Palin gets downright surreal with a sandwich. Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin Studio: Hustler Director: Axel Braun Starring: Lisa Ann,

If you’re anything like us, then you like your brunettes filthy, dirty, and down for some serious crack packing satisfaction. That’s how we like to rock the party. That’s why when New Sensations decided to paw through their massive stacks of movies to pull together a smoldering hot retrospective on

No porn sets were more consistently fun than the run of “Cousin Stevie‘s Pussy Party,” which consisted of healthy competition and – much more important – a daylong shooting schedule in which everyone got to really know one another. Seymore Butts’ cousin Stevie joined the legendary pornographer to help him

To be honest, we think we’ve been plenty patient. We’ve waited and waited for Digital Playground to show us more of Riley Steele…at least it looks like 2010 is going to be a good year for us. That’s because “Riley Steele Love Fool” rolls out in January, which is oh-so-close

We know we said last week’s contest was the last one of 2009, but we were wrong. This is the last contest of the year, and it’s a no-holds barred battle for parody porn. Even now and then, we like to step back and take inventory on our obsessions. While

Oh no! You say Sindee Jennings has gone and gotten herself possessed? And it’s a rabidly horny, sex-crazed ghost that’s making her fiend for cock? Well, that doesn’t sound too bad. It’s not like she’s puking pea soup or anything. Although if her head starts spinning around, definitely let us