Tag Archives: Simulacra
Fun 2 Play: For All Your Boob Jiggling, Girl Killing Needs

Fun 2 Play: For All Your Boob Jiggling, Girl Killing Needs

Virtual playmates are hardly a new genre—but we have to admit that Fun 2 Play’s take on the whole idea is, ahem, a bit unique. Rather than simply sticking to the theme of sexy girls jiggling and bouncing around, the designers have chosen to add in some gameplay features that

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BoneTown: The Video Game With Actual (CGI) Boning

Welcome to BoneTown. Population: you. And a bunch of scantily-clad hot chicks with sex on the brain. Oh, and some agents of The Man, who seem bent on ruining the party for everyone. We’d love to tell you more about the inner workings of the game, but it’s PC-only, so

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Bare Imagery Offers A Curious Erotic Combination

As veteran porn viewers, we’ve gotten used to developing a taste for some unusual combinations: for instance, we’d never have thought that asses and smoothies would go so well together. But we’re still a bit baffled by Bare Imagery. Sure, self shot erotic photos and CGI erotic art (or “selfrotica”

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Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn

Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin’s crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley.

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Rude Virtual: Yet Another Virtual Sex Playground

Do you dream of a life full of hot sex, strip clubs, and sizzling adult entertainment … with none of the boring stuff that usually gets in the way, like parking hassles and depleted bank accounts and irksome STDs? Well, now you can have that life, and you don’t even

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Sarah Palin (Isn’t Really) Nude (At All)!

We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan

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Guys, you might think it would be easy to tell the difference between a real vagina and a fake one if you were blindfolded–but then, you’re not the dude who’s subject to this side-by-side comparison, and you probably don’t have to contend with Brandi Belle and her friends administering the

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All Aboard “The Velvet Express”

The Velvet Express is the newest creation from the folks who brought you the erotic gaming classic LoveChess, and while we plan on posting a detailed review soon we couldn’t resist pointing you to the screenshots on the game’s official site now–especially since they feature what seems to be a

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bring Me The Ass Of Jamie Lynn (Or, “Stroker Ass”)

Here at Fleshbot’s Western Headquarters, we have identified three distinct styles of “realistic” intercourse simulators: the whole body, represented by blow-up dolls and “real”dolls; the vaginal/regional, such as Heather Vandeven’s Doggy Style Pet Pussy & Ass; and the specific, as embodied (in a matter of speaking) by the floppy tube

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And speaking of fantasy worlds: it should be obvious by now, but if you build a virtual environment on the interweb the perverts will always come and stake their claim in it sooner or later. Which is to say that although Google may do all it can to keep sex

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Beauty 3D: First Person Touch Tries To Brings CGI Sex To Life, Again

If you’re bored with those tired old first person shooter games, you might want to have a go at Beauty3D: Naked Covergirl 2.0, which bills itself as the only game with “first person touch”. You play Jacky, an erotic photographer stuck on a tropical island with three beautiful models who

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Someone’s Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass

There have been a few wall-mountable items in our adult novelty cabinet of late, but this one is particularly exciting because, despite Bree Olson‘s picture on the box, we’re not sure if the Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass is Bree Olson‘s Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass.

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Joanna Angel From Both Sides Now

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Joanna Angel From Both Sides Now

“It’s molded from my tight asshole, so now you can fuck me where I like it,” breathes Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel through the packaging of her Tight Cyberskin Ass Stroker. And what about her Tight Cyberskin Pussy Stroker? “It’s molded from my own pussy, so fuck me hard like

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Since it’s all about the porny videogame action around here this week, we were all ready to say something about how this recent review of “Virtually Jenna” was at least three years too late until we kept reading and found out that its developers won’t be officially finished with the

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Entering “The Four”‘s Not-So-Sexy Alternate Universe

Sure, most porn games generally suck. But then, Kronos480BC isn’t your average porn game: the series of interactive journal entries that constitute its alternate reality universe are part of a promotion for NinnWorx_SR’s already massively hyped “The Four”, due out later this year. If you’re already dusting off your twelve

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If you’re breaking into an adult store and can’t get the cash register open, we suppose making off with a $385.75 Jenna Jameson Vibrating Ass & Pussy with Double Bullet Controller is the next best thing. (We probably would have reached for the Heather Vandeven Doggy Style model ourselves, but

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Sexy Art Gallery Serves Up Some Hot Joystick Action

We just have one question about this collection of art works that was sent to us by the good people at Sexy Art Gallery (well, besides, “Why haven’t you put these on your website?”): Where oh where can we get a copy of the video game that they’re playing? This

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Old Pornstars Never Die, They Just Get Turned Into Heather Vandeven’s Doggy Style Pet Pussy and Ass

Bowing to consumer pressure for more responsible sex toy manufacturing practices, Topco Sales announced today that it would start recycling its overstock of old, worn out porn star genitalia reproductions to create its new line of “Second Coming” porn star genitalia reproductions. “Our Jenna Jameson vibrating pussy and ass hasn’t

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You’ve seen her run for governor of California, you’ve watched her wrestle her inner demons on “Celebrity Rehab” … now get even more up close and personal with Mary Carey than you ever dreamed possible with Doc Johnson’s new “Mary Carey Extreme UR3 Pussy and Ass”. (There’s a spooky disembodied

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Are we the only ones who think that it’s a really bad idea to make a vibrator that gets flaccid? Sometimes there’s such a thing as a sex toy being too realistic. (shinyshiny.tv)

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