The time was right, Cara Delevingne. It’s nighttime, you’re with a posse, you’re moving through a crowd, the photographer has the sharp angle on your cleavage, and your nipple would be right there except for the pasties on your boob. Almost, Cara. Almost.
Danielle Panabaker was originally a big hit with the younger audiences when she appeared in a few Disney Channel films. She then got some recurring roles on CBS shows and made enough appearances in horror films to become a Scream Queen. And now look at her! She’s a stewardess showing sideboob and nipple after having sex with Roger Sterling!
Or, from another angle, she’s nearly naked and that makes us go “Daaaamn, girl.” It’s not that we’re surprised–we expect Miley to keep pushing the envelope and we know Mario Testino always brings the raunch dressing–it’s just that Miley is about a skip, hop, and a jump away from being the next alt queer pornstar of your dreams and we wonder if she knows that.
Yeah dudes, that SyFy network knows how to sneak the sexy in wherever possible, and we’re not just talking about the sideboob seen through Mia Kirshner’s apron, or the spherical cleavage of Jaime Murray. We’re talking about this new neat fetish we’ve just been exposed to: sensual skillet torture. Watch and learn.
Her butt might not be able to dribble, but it sure makes us drool! “The things Ill do to get my mans attention when the Lakers r playing…” writes Aubrey. At first glance, we thought she was walking around in a thong just to distract her man from the TV, but maybe her butt somehow caused the Spurs to win last night’s game. Who can say?
Rebecca Hall doesn’t mind the world seeing her wonderful boobs, so it’s no wonder she figured she would choose an outfit for the Iron Man premier that covers her front and utterly failed to cover her sideboob. Or, utterly succeeds in showing her sideboob, if you wanna think positive thoughts. Also by covers her front, we mean plunging neckline.
How’s this for a little deja vu? It’s a new season of “Mad Men,” Megan and Don are somewhere beautiful, there’s lingerie on display, and here come Jessica Pare’s boobs. Yes, that’s exactly how the previous season started off. AMC, we deeply appreciate your patterns.
It’s so relieving to see Leilani showing skin in the sun again. Having just gotten over a yearlong dearth of Leilani, we were excited to see her out and about with her nipples having a night on the town, but this right here is a little more important. Leilani Dowding belongs in the sun, and with this picture, we know the sun will come back to her.
The Film Independent Spirit Awards aren’t as big of a deal as the Oscars, but they’re still an important tradition, and more importantly, they still get celebrities out on the red carpet so the cameras can light up their bodies. “Silver Linings Playbook” won big at the Spirit Awards, and Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples are simply thrilled about it.
We’ve had good feelings about Beth Humphreys since the minute we met her, and we’re not alone in that sentiment: Nuts told us we’d be seeing a lot of her in 2013. Lucky for us, they’re absolutely right, and you can see Beth spreading her influence over the Earth as she makes her mark on FHM South Africa.
It truly is the gift that keeps on giving. We definitely appreciate the opulence and artistry of avant garde design, but clothing generally looks best if the whole tit-region is allowed some room to breathe. This is basically a fact.
This celeb just got finished with a long, hard workout, and she wants to get clean. However, she doesn’t want to do it alone. Who could this possibly be, and what are the chances that she’ll be near enough for you to go and loofah her back?
So we all know Miley is doing this whole andro, Robyn-hair-rip-off, “my metabolism will never agree with me as much as it does right now and I’ma milk it with this Thin White Duke thing as long as I can” thang right now, and we have to say, it gives us a boner. People’s make-overs rarely give us boners, so that is saying something. Frankly, as child stars flaunting their legal sexuality independence goes, this kicks Ashley Olsen’s hippie phase’s ass.Case in point, half a dozen syllables said it all at the Grammys: spec.tac.u.lar.side.boob!
Boy oh boy you know you are a pervert when you see the shiny brass o rings on a horse’s head harnesses and all you can think about it nice leather strap on harnesses and fashionable body harnesses and then you start thinking about horses running around with dildos on their heads and you wonder if you need to take a break from looking at sexy fashion and then you say, “Never!”
Damn, the last time we saw Joanna Krupa’s rad bod was in 2012–November of 2012. What has she been doing? Where have the cameras been? What happened to the gnomes we hired to record Krupa’s every beach excursion? We’re happy that this exquisite side view of her breastness showed up, but still, we need to get our money back.
On the one hand, they’re just pasties. On the other hand, they’re pasties attached to the nipples of Taylor Swift, a sweet PYT with the grace of a thousand prancing does, from whom we’ve only even seen panties (and only during concerts). So, in our state of advanced Swift starvation, we find these flesh-colored circles of modesty extremely sexy and thank our lucky stars that some fast photographer found this angle.
How does one dress for the 4th Annual NOH8 Party in Hollywood? Well, there’s a guy in jeans and a hoodie with a pink/orange mohawk and NOH8 painted on his cheek, and there’s also LeAnn Rimes in a sleek tuxedo-style top with her nipple escaping, so somewhere between those two styles should be fine.
That doesn’t mean we’re getting tired of them, it just means she seems to be increasingly down to show them. We welcome them whenever she wishes to flaunt them! Most recently, she had her nipples peeking out hither and thither in the pages of Max Italia, where she looks somewhat like a Nordic warrior goddess made out of recycled materials. If only more magazines were cool with showing environmentally-friendly viking boobs. If only!
Feel-good movies, depressing movies, war epics, animated adventures: they could all use a healthy helping of Sofia Vergara’s heaving chest. The next film to feature it will be “Fading Gigolo,” and these here are some pictures taken on its set.
Dexter had her right where he wanted her, she fit every one of his criteria for killing, and then he couldn’t go through with it; he had to bang her. Dexter has had a few romances here and there on the show, but this may be one of our favorites. Yvonne Strahovski (of “Chuck”), sexual tension, and sideboob galore? Yes, please.