When applied to what someone is wearing (or not wearing, depending on the situation) typically means that one doesn't have to pretend what's under said clothing. Yet, Alexis Ren is wearing very little in this spread for Maxim and I have to say my imagination is lighting up like the 4th of the July.
One merely has to say the magic words, not abracadabra or open sesame or pretty please, but Vida Guerra in a bikini and the mind is instantly taken on a trip to super sexy land, filled with the sexiest images Vida Guerra in a thong bikini. Only with this magic trick is always amazing.
It seems that bikinis are getting smaller and smaller (or maybe it's the ladies are getting hotter and hotter), but it would appear that tying together a few strands of fabric that barely cover anything can be considered swimwear. If you don't believe me, then check out this "bikini" on Hailey Clauson and tell me it's not a wonderful time to be alive.
You can change her hair, throw in some outfit that looks like a reject from a 1970s B-movie, it doesn't matter what you do to Emily Ratajkowski, she's always going to drive us crazy. Dress up and try to change her look all you want, but that cleavage is and always will be Emily Ratajkowski.
If I'm being completely honest, and you know when I'm dealing with you guys I'm always honest, I'm just not into fireworks. Sure, they are loud, brightly colored explosions in the sky, but they just aren't my thing. I find the best way to celebrate any holiday, including the 4th of July, is with January Jones' cleavage.
One of my favorite phrases is, "I need so and so like I need another hole in my head." Not sure why, but I've always enjoyed saying that. But there are some times when having too much of something is a pretty awesome thing. I mean, do we need another Alexandra Daddario sexy swimsuit photo spread? Um, hell to the yes we do.
While the question of why Courtney Stodden is nude on a couch might pop into your head, let me just say why would one waste any brain power on figuring out why Courtney Stodden was completely naked on a couch instead of enjoying Courtney Stodden nude of a couch. We will never know the answer to why, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy the results.
Breathing is just one of those things that we never really think about until we aren't doing it. It can be really scary to realize that you are lacking oxygen. Though, I will say, the fear is totally worth it when you forget to take a breath because you are staring at Vida Guerra in nothing but a thong in a bed.
Whatever you do, do not get me wrong - I love Sara Jean Underwood's Instagram account. Hell, you take "instagram account" out of that sentence I still would stand by words. But, Sara Underwood is going naked in more and more outdoor spaces and I'm worried that one day, she might get in some trouble.
I'm a simple man who enjoys the simpler things in life. A warm day, a gentle breeze, an awesome side boob. Yes, I don't need anything fancy or overblown. If you ask me there is just nothing better than Ireland Baldwin showing off a little side boob. Well, maybe a topless Ireland Baldwin, but I'll take any kind of Ireland Baldwin boob I can get.
One thing I love is to watch classic sci-fi television. You know, stuff that was made in the 50s and 60s, because I love how the future always looked like it was still in the past. Sure, everything was slightly strange and far out, but it also really spoke to the time it was made. And there is something in this Anastasiya Scheglova spread that is giving me that 50s Future vibe and I'm loving it.
Look, I'm not saying that art is better when it's done by someone who is nude, but if I had to pick between a painting by some master artist or a topless Anna Christine Speckhart, you know what I'd choose. I love supporting artists and I would love to encourage Anna Christine Speckhart to continue her topless painting dreams.
When at it's finest, social media can be more than a way to simply connect with old friends. Instagram, Snapchat, even Facebook (not really) can show something we never would have seen otherwise, like a topless Paris Jackson. Of course, since it's social media, you know it's hardly ever at its finest - because social media comes with those damn filters and such to cover up Paris Jackson's boobs.
I have no idea if this is a photographers studio with fake plants and the lighting just right or Kourtney Kardashian is actually just hanging out, outside somewhere completely naked. I don't think any of us will ever know and I'm totally fine with that because when Kourtney Kardashian is completely nude, nothing much else matters.
There are two types of people in the world: Those who get completely dressed before they do their hair, put on makeup, or any other "getting ready" activities, and those who do all that stuff while still nude. I happen to be one those get dressed first people, but thankfully Lia Marie Johnson is the opposite.
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