If you want to get technical, then yes Aubrey O'Day is "dressed". She does, in fact, have on a pair of shorts that are held together by string and prayer, but in all actuality, she is not dressed. There is no way she could go into any business with this ensemble on and get service. Wait, I take that back, Aubrey O’Day can wear this outfit wherever the hell she wants and I'm sure we'd be tripping over ourselves to help.
Even though none of us would say that Britney Spears is out of shape, we do love to see her hitting the gym. She doesn't need to, but if she really wants to, I don't think any of us could or would stop her. There is nothing like seeing Britney Spears getting in shape - sexy, sexy, really freaking sexy shape.
None of us really like to sit around and wait. Doesn't matter what we are waiting for - if you have to wait, time can feel like an eternity. While some of us people watch, others count objects in the room, and Miley Cyrus has a sexy photo shoot. Of all the things one can do to pass the time, Miley Cyrus really does it the best.
Look, I gotta be honest here, if you offered me $10 million billion dollars to tell you what Selena Gomez is trying to sell us in this pic, I'd still be broke as a joke. I have zero ideas as to what Selena Gomez and her incredibly sexy body want us to pay our hard earned money for. All I know is I love it and I'll take five of each.
The fact of the matter is I've staring blanking at my computer for a good long while now and that's because of Margot Robbie. It's just one of those time I really do much of anything, think about anything, I just kind of have to sit here and be in awe of Margot Robbie. She really is quite the stunner.
We got "with the times" and we "got with it" and then there was that phase when we "got jiggy with it," but now is a new time. This time we are going to get bushy with it. That's right, it's bushy time, because Alia Shawkat is all about that bush. It's time for all of us to honor Alia Shawkat's bush.
One of the joys of this crazy, crazy world is this sexy magazine spread with Nicki Minaj. She's pretty damn sexy and honestly, I can't think of anything as sexy as three Nicki Minajs being sexy. We might be experiencing some Nicki Minaj overload here, but don't worry, the side effects are only temporary and awesome.
I don't pretend to know a lot in this the world, but there is one thing I know for certain: Lady Gaga never turns it off. And what is "it," you might be asking? Well, my friends, the answer to that question lies in what you love about her. Whether it's her music, her dancing, or the fact she's always sexy, whatever it is it never goes away.
I have no idea if Chanel West Coast came up with her rapper name because she loves Chanel and is a big fan of the west coast, but really she could have gone with Chanel Anywhere because she's pretty damn hot no matter where she is or what she's wearing. Or maybe I should say she's hot not matter what she's mostly not wearing.
Anything involving moving sucks. From packing up to unpacking, moving is one of those tasks that no one likes. And when packing involves going to clear out a storage locker, it's even worse. All you do is just go, go, go, and hurry to finish as fast as you can. That is, unless you can bring Ariel Winter along so she can twerk while you're on the way to your locker.
You guys know I'm all for coming with something witty or something punny or something out the wall to describe the awesome (and often nudity filled) sights, but this time around, there's no other angle than to be straight forward. Here is Sara Jean Underwood hugging a giant penis rock.
Since Hollywood these days is all about remakes and redoes and all the rest, I'm just going to come out and say it: Ariel Winter needs to star in a City Slickers remark. Okay, so it doesn't have to be City Slickers, but it needs to be something where Ariel Winter can keep rocking the Western wear.
I don't know what it is about someone who uses a middle initial that I find so cool. Maybe it's because it sounds so formal or maybe it has such a distinguished feel or it could be because it makes me think about Christa B. Allen, but there's just something about that middle initial that I find really cleavage - I mean cool!
I will never question the taste or judgement of the ensembles that sexy women like Charli XCX wear. They know what looks good on their amazing bodies better than anyone else. And while this ensemble is really hot, I can't help, but notice the large amount of things that tie together.
While many of us claim to be No. 1 at something, we might even have a mug or hat or T-shirt proclaiming ourselves No. 1, there are in fact very few No. 1s. Sure, we can argue about who is the best in sports, what restaurants are the finest, and which television judge is the greatest of them all, but none of us can argue with Maxim naming Hailey Baldwin the hottest of the hots.
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