One of the joys of this crazy, crazy world is this sexy magazine spread with Nicki Minaj. She's pretty damn sexy and honestly, I can't think of anything as sexy as three Nicki Minajs being sexy. We might be experiencing some Nicki Minaj overload here, but don't worry, the side effects are only temporary and awesome.
I don't pretend to know a lot in this the world, but there is one thing I know for certain: Lady Gaga never turns it off. And what is "it," you might be asking? Well, my friends, the answer to that question lies in what you love about her. Whether it's her music, her dancing, or the fact she's always sexy, whatever it is it never goes away.
I have no idea if Chanel West Coast came up with her rapper name because she loves Chanel and is a big fan of the west coast, but really she could have gone with Chanel Anywhere because she's pretty damn hot no matter where she is or what she's wearing. Or maybe I should say she's hot not matter what she's mostly not wearing.
Anything involving moving sucks. From packing up to unpacking, moving is one of those tasks that no one likes. And when packing involves going to clear out a storage locker, it's even worse. All you do is just go, go, go, and hurry to finish as fast as you can. That is, unless you can bring Ariel Winter along so she can twerk while you're on the way to your locker.
You guys know I'm all for coming with something witty or something punny or something out the wall to describe the awesome (and often nudity filled) sights, but this time around, there's no other angle than to be straight forward. Here is Sara Jean Underwood hugging a giant penis rock.
Since Hollywood these days is all about remakes and redoes and all the rest, I'm just going to come out and say it: Ariel Winter needs to star in a City Slickers remark. Okay, so it doesn't have to be City Slickers, but it needs to be something where Ariel Winter can keep rocking the Western wear.
I don't know what it is about someone who uses a middle initial that I find so cool. Maybe it's because it sounds so formal or maybe it has such a distinguished feel or it could be because it makes me think about Christa B. Allen, but there's just something about that middle initial that I find really cleavage - I mean cool!
I will never question the taste or judgement of the ensembles that sexy women like Charli XCX wear. They know what looks good on their amazing bodies better than anyone else. And while this ensemble is really hot, I can't help, but notice the large amount of things that tie together.
While many of us claim to be No. 1 at something, we might even have a mug or hat or T-shirt proclaiming ourselves No. 1, there are in fact very few No. 1s. Sure, we can argue about who is the best in sports, what restaurants are the finest, and which television judge is the greatest of them all, but none of us can argue with Maxim naming Hailey Baldwin the hottest of the hots.
I think that most of us believe that our dreams have meanings. Whether they are our subconsciousness trying to work out complex emotions or just a reaction to spicy foods, we've all had some memorable dreams that we still think about to this day. Like there's one where I'm playing with some puppies in a field when all of sudden Kate Upton floats down from the sky, because she has wings, and she's wearing short shorts... Wait, that might just be this Instagram post.
I'm pretty sure that if Britney Spears didn't want to go the gym, she'd be totally fine. Doing all those shows in Las Vegas is probably a great workout, but yet Britney still loves to go the gym and take pictures of her sexy body while she's there. Hey, it's Britney's world - we are just living in it.
Look, I know I'm not the person who the world looks to for fashion advice, fashion trends, or anything having to do with fashion. But I do know that the 1980s weren't the best time for fashion, so why on earth would you put Lucy Hale in terrible-looking clothing? Seriously, she is so freaking hot, but her hotness is getting pulled down by shoulder pads and oversized jackets.
Alex Blake is a young hot rising porn star. Check her out before she blows up.
They say travel is good for the soul. That it's important to go out into the world, see the sight, smell the smells, hear something other than traffic and people talking on their cellphones. That's all fine and well, but not all of us like traveling. Instead someone of us like to stay in the comfort of our own homes and enjoy the sights of Alyson Michalka Ringer and her incredibly cleavage on Instagram.
Honestly, it matters not to me why W Magazine gathered together Emma Stone, Dakota Fanning, Annette Bening, Nicole Kidman, Naomie Harris, Greta Gerwig, Taraji P. Henson, Ruth Negga, Hailee Steinfield, and Felicity Jones to fill the pages of their publication. The only thing that truly matters is that they are all together in one magazine and my heavens, it one beautiful sight after another.
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