by Philippe Bourgoin, Via O What a Q

We can’t quite decipher all that’s going on in “Tödliche Versuchung” (“Fatal Attraction”), but we understand that Julia Koschitz is cheating on her husband with a PYT. Adultery needs no language! We see it in the way the young man carries Julia, in the way she begrudgingly puts on the sparkly dress her husband requests, in the differing qualities of her post-sex faces.

You know, the title of this lovely film is “Cougars VS. Kittens” — but we don’t really see a whole lot of antagonizing going on because it seems like Diana Prince and Ash Hollywood are pretty into working as a team to get off the gorgeous high-school-quarterback-next-door that is Tyler Nixon.

Although to be fair, we like them all. But this one looks to be a hell of a lot more fun! Even though we don’t even think they’re speaking Russian here. But bear with us, please. Eurosluts ahead!

Okay, so maybe that’s not the actual lyric. But come on, Sir Elton — linen? We’re on these folks’ team. Satin feels ever so much more sensual against the skin, so smooth against the unshorn, bushy bodies that indicate we’ve tumbled crotch-first into another .

© Miguel Starcevich, Via O What a Q

Take Zoli inside at Stagg Street

There’s a reason Seka is a preeminent name amongst porn glitterati, having made her mark in countless spurts of jizz during the golden age of the ’80s. For today’s Throwback Thursday, we’re going to delve into just what facilitated this rise to success. As far as we can determine, it’s got a lot to do with fancy tonguework, preternatural boobies, and that knee-quivering Seka stare.

What we wouldn’t give to be tied to a box and see Bobbi Starr approach with her electrified fucktools. Seriously! She wields those things like a Wild West vigilante does a six-shooter. But this duel is sort of one-sided: Bobbi will win. (We mean, her adversary is strapped to a box). But when Bobbi wins we all do, because she celebrates victory with a super-wired fuckfest.

Maybe that’s not the kind of message a lot of chicks would want on their Valentine’s card, but Cherry Torn is a different sorta lady. She’s the kind of gal who will order you corned beef hash in the morning without even being asked, she’ll tell you stories about teddy bears and fairies, and she’ll reverse cowgirl your cock whilst bound to the ceiling.

It’s an idyllic scene: skipping with your love through a flower-strewn field, sun shining on your backs as laughter and mirth swirl about you in giddy ecstasy. Yeah, that’s cool. But we’d like to replace “field” with bed, “laughter and mirth” with wanks and fingerfucks. And — oh, but we can keep the giddy ecstasy. That works here, too!

For more touching moments between Zoli and Masuimi Max head over to Stagg Street

For instance — a room with a view, a closet of fancy garters and flowing satiny gowns, a family living room style couch, and a hottie stud who will lap at that pussy and jam his giant schlong deep inside it as she writhes and wails. You know, the simple things!

Here we have a lone woman, Lisa Aanes, standing in various poses in front of a white wall. What makes these pictures so fun to look at? We’re pretty sure it’s the fact that Lisa is completely naked here. When in doubt, let it all hang out.

We’d love to be a loyal subject in this righteous kingdom. Because in this fairy land the princesses ravage each other’s pussies upon their royal divan like some lusty plebes fighting over a loaf of bread.

That’s a much better position for makin’ it happen, anyway. And one of our favorite happenings is a funtime BJ, which this eager MILF seems to agree with. We’d in fact love to gaze down and find her sexy Belladonna ‘do beneath us — imagine all the fun that would be happening down there… But hey, we can’t all be that guy. But we can cheer and wank along in support!

See Theresia and her friends in nudie fun times at Abby Winters

See Purr stretch all out at Hegre-Art

Check out Nic Switch and her buds over at Stagg Street

See what other inside fun Kissa’s into at Abby Winters