If you’ve ever been looking around Etsy, seen a gorgeous babe, and spontaneously purchased something you can’t fit or don’t recognize, this site is for you: all the hottest models of crafts and clothing in one collection! It’s times like these that we wouldn’t be surprised if Etsy suddenly became

There’s only eighteen more shopping days until Christmas (and just four until Chanuka!), and so many styles of lingerie to choose from. How are you supposed to find the perfect sexy selection for the lady (or crossdresser) in your life? Lingerie maker Myla has the answer: their Christmas shopping website

And speaking of books (if not testicles), the brand new Bookkake is such a good idea that we’re paddling ourselves with our copy of “Porn 101″ for not thinking of it first. But we’re glad someone did: It’s an online sex bookshop, and a damn dirty one too. We just

Guys, if you’re clueless about how to buy sexy underwear for that special lady in your life, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole has surprisingly useful video shopping tips. Tip No. 1: If you want to continue to have a girlfriend, don’t let her catch you watching this video. (spike.com)

If you like your lingerie sold without international burlesque stars–or in some case, without the lingerie–you might enjoy the online catalog for French undie maker Maison Close. The collection is bit limited, and the website a bit too Flash-y, but they do have a gorgeous model showing off their barely-there

While you’re trying to figure out that whole tentacle sex thing, you might consider doing a little at home research with the Tentacle dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks. It’s not quite the same things as experiencing … you know, real tentacles, but sometimes it’s better to start off slow and work

Say you’re a latex clothing company that specializes in unusual, hard-to-find and even harder-to-slip-into fetish wear–you know, the kind of stuff that most people need and don’t even realize it. How do you get your message out to the non latex-wearing masses? Viral marketing to the rescue! Just shoot a

We’ve mentioned Coco De Mer in passing before, because it’s the place to buy some of our favorite overpriced luxury toys, but if you’ve never taken the time to explore their online realm, now is as good a moment as any. Obviously, the store is your first stop on the

If you’re a fan of naked babe photographer Richard Kern and/or naked babes in general, show your love with a hot t-shirt sporting–what else?–a hot naked babe by Richard Kern. And while you’re at it, check out the photos of the collection shot by Fleshbot fave Ellen Stagg. We can’t

Porn collectors who want to build a library of filthy, filthy smut inevitably run into two problems–a lack of space and a lack of shame. Because you’ve spent all your money on DVDs, you probably don’t have a house big enough to hold them all, and even though your friends

After getting acquainted with Babeland’s Nubby G and Aquawand, I was pretty excited to try out the third and final vibe in their line: the Odyssey Tickler. Looking like a strange cross between a penis and a flower (yeah, I know), the vibe promises strong, powerful vibration coupled with some

The design connoisseurs at Crib Candy present a collection of 25 pieces of “furniture, decoration and accessories that will send the right message when you bring someone back to your crib” (i.e., “I am flush enough to be able to afford over a thousand dollars on a custom built mahogany

True to the suspiciously press release-y sounding tip we received this morning, Parisian fashion label Locher’s frilly feminine tops might look all innocent and girly until you get closer and notice that fancy embroidery says things like “Fucked In The Head”, “Will Fuck For Shoes”, and “I ♥ Porn”. Which

Stumped for what to get your mom for Mother’s Day this coming weekend? Yahoo came up with an idea which we hadn’t considered before … and don’t particularly want to, either. Guess we’ll just stick with that FTD floral bouquet after all, thank you. (Click for photo – thanks Doug)

The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect place to hide your porn if your porn collection didn’t require more hard drive space than the Library of Congress. And you can save the jokes about “pulling out early,” because they made that one already. (teenyweenydrive.com)

A friend recently told me that he thinks everyone should own at least one butt toy. As something of a butt sex enthusiast, I couldn’t agree more: but before you make your butt toy purchase, it’s important to figure out just what butt toy is right for you. Sure, you

Some day, we’ll all make love in red velour sleep pods with built-in champagne dispensers and flat-screen TVs, but even in the future we probably still won’t have a way to get those stubborn stains out of your sheets. (Gizmodo)

The original Nubby G was my first love. With its curved neck and a nubby ring around the base, it was perfectly constructed to stimulate the g-spot as it tickled your clit (or anus, if you prefer). Oh, and it was cheap, too: an important concern for a broke young

Meet your exciting new sex pillow, which is pretty much exactly the same as your boring old sex pillow except for the fact that it comes with its own satin storage bag. Somewhere, George Clooney is kicking himself for going with the Liberator. (therightposition.com)

The good news is that Abercrombie and Fitch is bringing back their glamour magazine/clothing catalog/spank mag that was discontinued five years ago because of all the sexiness. The bad news is that it’s $200 and only available in London. That’s great, but when do they start selling clothes again? (independent.co.uk