In real life, we like our significant others to be kind, gentle, warm-hearted people who enjoy spreading love in the world. In our fantasies, we only want to date evil, manipulative babes who treat carnal encounters like chess. Guess which kind of person we’re focusing on for today’s double feature?
We know that actors are not the same people as the characters they play, but gosh darnit, every time Sharon Stone shows some skin, we immediately feel like we’re watching “Basic Instinct.” Or maybe this is “Basic Instinct 14″ or something, and the leg swishing has become played out, so now it’s all about translucent fabrics covering boobs.
And we, in turn, can’t get enough of them. It’s been nary a week since we last saw them, and it’s nothing but good things when these gals show up. Sharon’s smiling, we’re smiling — and we swear we can see her nipples smiling, too.
You know what? We wish Sharon’s effort to hide her braless breasts behind a thin and noisily patterned shirt had worked. Obviously, we enjoy getting to see this talented actor’s nipples, but we just think the camouflage angle is brilliant. What kind of pattern would it take to hide her nipples? Would she have to wear a shirt that was covered in nipples?
When we found a bunch of topless photos (including one with a bit of pubic action) of Sharon Stone from 2007, we thought it’d be silly to post them. But hey, Sharon Stone’s beauty blossoms as she ages, so why can’t the same be said about sexy pictures of her?
And more importantly, why are you wearing them? Your vagina starred in one of the most famous upskirt shots of all time, so you’ve been freed from the restrictive requirement of undergarments for the rest of your life. Take advantage of that, please! We do, however, appreciate that your panties
We never saw “Basic Instinct 2,” so we can’t tell you why this scene is taking place. We’ve seen the first film, though, and it definitely lacked an orgy, so maybe this is an attempt to right that egregious wrong. In fact, they’re covering all the “we didn’t get this
And by “it,” we mean the willingness to show off her sexy bits to an adoring public. Yes, years after she taught us just what her basic instinct was, the femme fatale is still hitting the town, nipples apoppin’. Never change, Sharon. Please…just…never change. · See more at The Nip
You ever hear of a little movie called “Basic Instinct”? You know, starring Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone’s vulva? Well in case you didn’t, here are some of the best scenes in the whole film. 1992 simultaneously feels like a million years ago and just yesterday, so we’re not really
Perhaps, at some point, you may have thought that as Sharon Stone grew into graceful older age, she might mellow out and stop showing her bits to the world at large. Thankfully, you were wrong. Yes, Sharon Stone may be older, and wiser—but she’s not gotten milder. No, lovely Sharon
Sharon Stone may have turned fifty-one this year, but the years have not tamed her one bit. For which we are truly grateful. Below, a glimpse at her latest spread in Paris Match. (We mean photo spread, you perv.) Sharon Stone (egotastic.com) Sharon Stone (egotastic.com) Sharon Stone (egotastic.com) Sharon Stone
Given all the time that’s been devote to discussing Sharon Stone’s down there, it’s nice to see someone pay a little attention to her “up there”—especially since the woman has a really nice rack! · Sharon Stone See Through Dress (taxidrivermovie.com)
What celebrity would go out on the town with such a blatant display of cameltoe? There’s nothing wrong with being an insane actress who’s not afraid of her body, but even Britney leaves more to the imagination than that. (x17online.com)