All you need to get the most delectable tastin’ of Sharon Lee’s bitties is a mouth wide open and a roving tongue to go with it. The whole thing is an enterprise similar to bobbing for apples, but with no chance of losing (barring maybe a slip ‘n’ fall or other tragedy). But we wouldn’t mind slipping if there were a downy spread of Sharon Lee boob to cushion our fall. Yeah, we realize that’s some Inception-style tit delirium only possible in a dream world, but… don’t mind us if we inhabit that reality for just a spell.
We’re all familiar with the concept of “love handles”. And though we sort of enjoy utilizing a pair to put more force behind our grab ‘n’ thrust, we’d rather hang on to a pair of tits. Clutching, grasping — hell, even a loose grip works for us. And Sharon Lee’s got the perfect boobies for all of the above. But they’re definitely too nice to be called handles of any sort. Hmm… Love knobs? Love humps? Love muffins? Yeah, we’ll go with that. Now if only we could get a nibble…
Everybody wants a butt with bounce and a yoni that does yoga, but people often overlook the awesomeness of a sphincter that’ll snap back on your thumb like a mad rubber band. Leilani Leeane knows how to train her tuchus for tightness, and now she doesn’t even bother with a wallet; she keeps fatty rolls of cash neatly organized in her ass. If we might quote the poet Mase, Leilani is “young, black, and famous with money hangin’ out the anus.”
Our car broke down the other day so we called AAA to get a tow. Well, we thought we were calling the American Automobile Association, but it turns out we ordered up some All Asian Anal. Oops!
How lovingly we remember our days at Fleshbot Academy, with professors standing on desks, Jem and Scout, killing Piggy with a rock, and such. Now those irrepressible Young Harlots return to taint our memories with, among other things, their taints. While we are always impressed with the procession of Eastern