Ladies, are you tired of being loved—and left—by all your rockstar boyfriends? Real Doll has a solution for you: imagine your very own emo rocker boyfriend… one who will never, ever leave you. Spotted at AEE, this rocker Real Doll is guaranteed to please—provided that “pleasing” requires little more than

At AEE last year, the sex toy to watch out for was the Sasi. We may not have found any toys that could compete with the current queen of vibes—but we did discover a robopussy. If we were going to be all technical about it, we’d tell you AEBN’s Real

Leave it to the French to turn owning a sex toy into a fashion statement. Even the perverts are classier over there. (theage.com.au)

Speaking of vibrators, when even stuffy old mainstream media outlets like MSNBC are pontificating on why are electric friends are so great (and why men shouldn’t be threatened by them) you know they’ve finally come out from hiding in the dresser drawer. Don’t forget the extra batteries, though. (msnbc.msn.com)

We were not even aware that there was such thing as the Vibrator of the Year award, but the mysteriously named PriveCo Inc., has apparently been giving out this honor for some time and has now bestowed the 2007 crown upon something called the Tongue Dinger. At least one group

If there’s one thing we can count on from Slashdong’s qDot, it’s that if he has a machine and it can vibrate, chances are he’s going to find a way to fuck it. That’s the kind of devotion and ingenuity that made this country great. (slashdong.org)