It’s a miracle of modern engineering that someone could take about 30 photos of Celia Ponce with her shirt open or completely off, and not once reveal her nipples. It’s amazing what they can do with science these days! (dailypoa.com)

It’s a little annoying that you can’t see Chanelle Hayes’ body completely naked in this Nuts photo shoot–because Lucy Pinder’s boobs are constantly in the way. We know they’re big, but can’t she keep those things under control? (boobieblog.com)

Just a word to the wise–if you’re ever completely naked while riding a horse in Peru, don’t use the country’s flag as a saddle. Believe it or not, they frown upon that! (guanabee.com + livinginperu.com)

British lad mags, like Nuts and Zoo Weekly, pretty much exist for one reason and one reason only: boobs. (OK, that’s two reasons.) Big, round, and bouncy breasts are the star of every issue, which not coincidentally happens to be the reason we keep them on our monthly reading list.

Meet Daria Werbowy, the hottest and richest Ukrainian-Canadian model you’ve (probably) never heard of. She totally owns the runway record for opening and closing the most shows in a season; we don’t know what that means, but color us impressed! (toxicmagazine.com + more @ men.style.com)

Bartenders like Kat Cross are the reason we stopped drinking. We spend so much money on tips, there isn’t any left for booze! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Australian biker chick Erin Normoyle is not only hot, she’s a whiz on the motorcross circuit too. Try not to give yourself road rash. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Has “Nuts” gone nuts? We don’t mean to pick on one of our favorite totty suppliers, since they are innovators in the lad mag industry, but what’s up with their latest cover feature on Big Brother bird Chanelle? The bold text boasts of a “nudity exclusive” with a “starkers” reality

Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain is known for her ass that won’t quit, but she’s got some other body parts that put in some overtime too. The lady just has an incredible “work ethic.” (dailypoa.com)

Hey, remember the story of Lady Godiva and how she rode a horse naked to protest something that probably wasn’t that interesting? Add a couple of pasties and replace the horse with a Rascal scooter and the exact same thing happened in England yesterday. We don’t know what either lady

Lucy Pinder goes back to her boob concealing ways to protect the tender eyes of Ralph magazine readers. We guess a little variety isn’t the worst thing in the world. (sexypix.thumblogger.com + toxicmagazine.com)

We hope you enjoy this online tribute to the sideboob. It’s just like the full boob, only from a different perspective. It’s good to have perspective, right? (cottonandsand.com)

You’ve probably seen a lot of bloggers and other artsy types who post a photo of themselves every single day for a year so that they can very slowly document the long, cold march of time as it descends slowly into the grasp of Death’s grim embrace. (Maybe that’s just

An elementary school teacher learns the hard way that if you can figure how out to use MySpace … or, um … absolutepunk.net, then your students probably can too. Or at least their lonely parents. Sure, “semi nude” photos aren’t porn, but when has that ever stood in the way

Meet Temeca Lashuntae who appears in the aptly-named “Show Black Lingerie” magazine. She’s definitely showing it here, but can you find it? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

A long time ago in a PR office far, far away, the folks at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals realized they could get a lot farther in spreading their message with a hot model in no clothes then they could by throwing pig’s blood on people’s coats.

Druunatic is not what we would call a traditional fetish photographer—if there even is such a thing—but any website with a section titled “Vampire Bloodporn” is bound to get more than just a quick glance from us. The nudity is sparse, but the gothic cleavage and leather-bound asses are all

It takes a special kind of celebrity—like Ghost-era Demi Moore—to get away with posing naked on a magazine cover while pregnant. It’s takes a less-special kind—like Federline-era Britney Spears—to copycat her. By the time we work our way down to someone like Myleene Klass … well, we’re not saying she

Last week, we lamented the seeming lack of Jessica Biel paparazzi pics that always seemed to be there to keep us warm this past winter. Then like a bolt out of the blue today we stumbled upon an actual, professional up-close-and-personal bikini shoot that appears in this month’s GQ. Then

· Iran declares that porn producers and “their main elements” are “corruptors of the world” and can now be sentenced to death. Hey, we don’t make the stuff … we were just holding on to it for a friend! (cnn.com) · At eight-and-a-half-months pregnant, Katie Price is almost as big