Carrie’s friends are obsessed with a certain pornstar they found online, Riley Steele, mainly because Riley and Carrie look alike, secondarily because watching Riley’s scenes seems to spice up everyone’s sex life. Rumors are quickly spreading about Carrie’s secret second job; how will she address these issues with her boyfriend?

Manuel Ferrara is the owner of La Boutique, a small lingerie store that’s having some serious trouble turning profits. Why would Manuel Ferrara own a lingerie store? Hey, Nick Manning and a handful of other pornstars actually ran such a store in Encino, California. Could “La Boutique” be a riff on Manning’s “LA Exotique”? Probably not, but we’re going to pretend so.

Poor Erik Everhard can’t seem to score with a babe; not one gosh darn cutie will touch his penis! And he’s so tired of watching his roommate, Manuel Ferrara, have anal sex with girls on the regular. So, he gets set up on a blind date with Selena Rose. That should cure what ails him! Or will it?

Babes, guns, drugs, crime, cartels, kidnappers, and explosions: that’s what we need right about now, and Digital Playground is giving us precisely that with their latest film. Every year, they drop a big budget booty-shaking movie on us, and this time we’re getting a tale of foxy military mamas going to rescue a friend in need. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with your hands on your meat!

So at AEE, Fleshbot decided to do some serious investigating with our favorite pornstar paramours and proposed a question — out of all the folks in the biz, past and present, whether you’ve already stuck it to ‘em on set or just wish to — who brings a smile to your face and a fire to your loins? Like, who you mega-crushin’ on? Some answers were straightforward, others more a surprise, but one thing’s for sure: Porntopia is one big, beautiful, sleazy fucking family.

Digital Playground’s latest socially conscious smutfest stars Selena Rose as a sexy maid who may or may not be living in the country illegally. In this movie, as in real life, all of the erotic action begins with a surprise visit from the INS. Which male pornstar pays homage to Joe Arpaio? Click to find out!

When we were young, we made halfhearted attempts to break our own arm just to get that awesome cast (and subsequent glory). But damn, even in our wiser and more experienced adult selves, we’d damn nigh throw ourselves off a roof to be treated by these nurses. It’s literally a hospital staff of our dreams: Jesse Jane, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, & Selena Rose. One could help us get into our assless gown while another swabs us for a shot, another could put us in the stirrups and the other could smooth a cold compress across our fevered brow loins. We’d spit out our pills and kick off the sheets at night though, because we wouldn’t ever wanna check outta here!

If mythology has taught us anything, it’s that you should always be hospitable and offer your home to any strange traveler who lands on your doorstep–no matter how grimy and decrepit they are, you have to let them in, lest you accidentally insult a goddess in disguise. However, the ancient bards never said anything about crazy fucking sexy travelers asking you for shelter. That sounds like a damn trap.

Look at this “Cool Crowd” with their sleek car furniture and their big titties. At one point in the movie, BiBi Jones is so tired of Erik Everhard pestering her to have sex with him that she has sex with him. But she enjoys it, so it’s OK! Right? Look, don’t ask us; we didn’t write this story.

We try not to bother our brains about whether or not a pornstar is truly having an orgasm, because to us, it’s all a performance and we enjoy being entertained. But when Selena Rose is supposed to visibly fake it for us, we have to start thinking about her ability to trick us, and then we start to worry that she’s fake-faking it and actually having a good fuck and then we wind up with fat headaches.

Oh dear, she is, isn’t she? And BiBi Jones is doing it, too? What happened? They used to be such nice girls–such pleasant, sweet, endlessly horny girls–and now they’ve started using their gifted vaginas for evil. Really, what kind of person uses sex to get money?

We’re certainly not the first ones to make this observation, but when it comes to acts of copulation, there’s making love, sex, and fucking…and, at the extreme end of the spectrum, super hardcore fucking. This gif depicts an instance of the latter–and damn if it don’t look fun.

Oh sure, you may think you know what a power pounding is–you may even think you’ve engaged in one. But if you ask us, a true power pounding is a rare and beautiful thing requiring the perfect combination of leverage, hip thrusting, and perpetual motion. In short, it’s basically what’s happening in this gif of Selena Rose and Scott Nails.

At what point does Selena Rose begin wrecking relationships? Does it happen as soon as she puts her mouth on a dick, or is her gaze alone enough to scorch a happy home? More importantly, how has Selena’s presence in the community affected your marriage? Maybe you should avoid telling her about the block party.

Truth or Dare is a played out game; either you’re made to make out with someone or you have to tell everyone who you want to make out with. Why even mess with options? Let’s cut to the chase: get in the closet. Now. For the record, it looks like

“We all get fucked one way or the other for money,” says Selena Rose to Kayden Kross in “Escort.” So you might as well enjoy it. Escort Studio: Digital Playground Director: Robby D. Starring: Selena Rose, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara, Marco Rivera, Jynx Maze Review by:

But wait, Selena Rose is an escort? So this is a movie in which a pornstar plays an escort. Either you’re looking at “Sex Worker Inception,” or this is Digital Playground’s latest tale of adultery and intrigue. Kayden Kross has the uncomfortable feeling that Tommy Gunn is cheating on her,

In this Digital Playground DVD, Selena Rose and her pals discover a belt that gives them all the superpowers of the rock group Foreigner, which they use to st—wait, no, that was an episode of “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” Sorry about that. This is a movie about Selena Rose having

When we last left Selena Rose, she was torn between living a life of contemplative virtue and living a life of slutty fun. She leaned towards the latter option. Surprised? Neither are we. However, now that Selena is taking charge of her own sexuality, her overbearing sisters have to find

I can’t think of anything funnier than what the back of the box says: “Selena Rose and her stepbrother have devious plans to screw the system and get back at the social worker assigned to watch over Selena while she’s on probation.” Enticed? Excellent. So are we. Anyhow, Selena was