Look, I'm not going to bore you with fancy words or try and take up too much of your time - you're going to want to get to a topless Alyssa Arce as soon as humanly possible. I don't want to say it's one of the more awesome sights you're going to see all week, but it's going to be one of the most awe-freaking-some sights you'll see all year.
Growing up in the 90s, the name “Daria” always makes me think of a woman with dark hair, dark glasses, and a dark sense of the world. Even today, when I hear that name, the image of Daria Morgendoffer pops into my head. At least, that used to be true. Thanks to Daria Makurina, whenever I hear Daria, her awesome boobs will pop into my head.
So, I have very little idea what is going in this Vogue UK spread. I kind of feel like it's not really for a clothing line or anything like, someone just grabbed a bunch of stuff and got Alexa Chung to take her top off and BAM! Photos for Vogue. Look, no one wants to be confused while looking at a topless Alexa Chung.
I will be the first to admit that I'm not giving enough love to Sofia Boutella. I loved her in everything she's been in and I have very little concern that this trend is going to end anytime soon. After all, she's totally going to be making out with Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde (2017).
Growing up and being a fan of a certain cartoon show about a stoner, a talking dog, and a van, there were two things I knew for sure in this world. First, the bad guy was always going to be the person who runs the abandoned amusement park, factory, or other location. And two, if your name was Daphne you were going to be hot. So it's no surprise to me that Daphne Groeneveld is really hot.
When I first learned of Toni Garrn, I believed that someone had spelled her last name wrong. Surely it's only supposed to have one R in it, but it would seem that Garrn has to Rs and that's how it is. I guess that second R is for ravishing.
There is no way around it, Monica Bellucci truly is the ageless wonder. Time marches on for all of us except her and you know what, I'm perfectly comfortable with this. I'm going to get older and slower, but Monica Bellucci is going to stay hot and sexy.
There are some people in this world, a very few, who, no matter what they are wearing or not wearing, could stop traffic. Alessandra Ambrosio is one of those people. Hell, Alessandra Ambrosio is so stunningly beautiful that I wouldn't be surprised if she could stop time.
There is very little doubt that Sophie Tweed Simmons looks amazing in a bikini. Her cleavage in a bikini is a truly wonderful sight to see. One could even say Sophie Tweed Simmons' cleavage looks the best when she rocks a bikini. But have you seen Sophie Tweed Simmons' cleavage in a see-through top? That's nothing to shake a stick at.
While I still stand by my opinion that is there is only one Kate Moss, it would seem there are actually two. There is Kate Moss, the supermodel icon, and there is Lottie Moss, her younger sister, who is pretty damn hot. I have a very strong feeling that one day we'll be saying, "There is only one Lottie Moss."
I must admit that I have never been one for horror movies. Sure, I have seen some of them, and I have even been scared by some of them - and no, that's not because something scared me and I peed a little in a crowded movie theater - I'm just not a fan of the genre. But I have to admit that after seeing Ali Michael all horror movied out, I'm starting to think this genre might be really sexy.
No doubt when your name is Rainey, the weather jokes are something you have to deal with your whole life. And as much I don't want to jump on that, I have to say that Rainey Qualley makes the sun shine. Rainey Qualley brings May flowers. Rainey Qualley washes away my top layer of soil. Basically what I'm getting at is Rainey Qualley is really freaking hot.
Now I know what you are thinking, "How is this even a question?" I get it, I hear you, I do, but it's not that simple this time around.
This will not come as a shock to anyone, but Michelle Pfeiffer is still hot. I mean, like, she's still really freaking hot. Whether you want to say she still has it or she never lost it or she has been and will always be hot, it doesn't matter; it all means the same thing. Michelle Pfieffer is hot and there's nothing any of us can do about it.
If you are like me (and most other people on the planet) there are a few periods in your life that you wish no one had photographic evidence of. Whether it's a haircut, a fashion trend, or just a part of your life you didn't have everything together, you just don't want to look at it. This is a problem that Ariel Winter knows nothing about it. It doesn't matter if it's today or this past summer, Ariel Winter is and was hot, no matter the time.
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