We all that the Spanish word for hot is "caliente," but I really think we should change it to Salma Hayek. I know it might be a bit of a mouthful, but just saying something is caliente or hot doesn't really acknowledge the beauty of Salma Hayek. The only way to get across how freaking sexy Salma Hayek is is by saying she is really Salma Hayek.
There is nothing better on a warm summer day than to sit out on the porch in a rocking chair having a nice tall glass of ice cold peach tea. Yes, there are few things finer than watching a sunset or looking at a bunch of nude Georgia Sumner pictures.
To say that Emily DiDonato is hot is kind of putting it lightly. I mean, she's got some pretty stellar cleavage, some really great sideboob, and a fantastic pair of breasts. Emily Didonato is super sexy, Emily Didonato is stunningly gorgeous, Emily Didonato has everything any of us could ever want.
Most of the time, when someone wears something see-through, it leaves very little to the imagination. Yet, when Serena Ronchi wears a see-through top, I find my mind running a mile a minute, if not faster. Other than trying to picture what Serena Ronchi's boobs look like uncovered, I also can't help but wonder what color the top she's wearing is.
AnnaLynne McCord standing by a tree with the sun shining down through the branches and her nips quietly standing at attention makes for one hell of a beautiful picture. But I must admit that I wish it was totally raining on her. I mean, just buckets and buckets of water were pouring all over AnnaLynne McCord and that super thin white shirt.
The idea that lifelike robots will one day take over the world doesn't seem that far-fetched to me. All one needs to do is make the robots as sexy as Alicia Vikander in Ex Machina (2015), Brigitte Helm in Metropolis (1927), and Cara Delevingne from this GQ spread, and we are all doomed. Personally, I welcome our new sexy robot overlords and look forward to the new society they will have us build for them!
I don't for a minute attempt to understand fashion. The only trend I know is jeans go with just about everything except for a jean button up shirt and a jean jacket. But every so often I see something that I really like. For instance, I can see Bella Hadid's boob in this shirt and I like. I like it very much.
Look, I don't want to get off on too much of a tangent here because Aubrey Plaza is showing off some amazing cleavage in Rogue magazine, but if you look at the cover the top she wearing is... well, not much of a top. We are seeing a fair amount of skin, but it would seem that Aubrey Plaza's nipples have disappeared. What up with that?!?!
There are many different ways for Stella Maxwell to be hot and I have no doubt in my mind that she knows every single way. Be it in lingerie, topless, or a mesh see-through shirt, when Stella Maxwell wants to bring the hotness, she brings it both guns blazing. Or should I say both boobs blazing?
Look, I'm not going to bore you with fancy words or try and take up too much of your time - you're going to want to get to a topless Alyssa Arce as soon as humanly possible. I don't want to say it's one of the more awesome sights you're going to see all week, but it's going to be one of the most awe-freaking-some sights you'll see all year.
Growing up in the 90s, the name “Daria” always makes me think of a woman with dark hair, dark glasses, and a dark sense of the world. Even today, when I hear that name, the image of Daria Morgendoffer pops into my head. At least, that used to be true. Thanks to Daria Makurina, whenever I hear Daria, her awesome boobs will pop into my head.
So, I have very little idea what is going in this Vogue UK spread. I kind of feel like it's not really for a clothing line or anything like, someone just grabbed a bunch of stuff and got Alexa Chung to take her top off and BAM! Photos for Vogue. Look, no one wants to be confused while looking at a topless Alexa Chung.
I will be the first to admit that I'm not giving enough love to Sofia Boutella. I loved her in everything she's been in and I have very little concern that this trend is going to end anytime soon. After all, she's totally going to be making out with Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde (2017).
Growing up and being a fan of a certain cartoon show about a stoner, a talking dog, and a van, there were two things I knew for sure in this world. First, the bad guy was always going to be the person who runs the abandoned amusement park, factory, or other location. And two, if your name was Daphne you were going to be hot. So it's no surprise to me that Daphne Groeneveld is really hot.
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