Look, I always try to keep my cool. I don't like to get all wild and crazy, start yelling like a madman at the simple drop of a hat, but there comes a time when that is justified. So, please forgive me as I run screaming through the streets because we need more sexy Shay Mitchell hotness like these pics and we need them now!
I don't know about you, but there are few things greater in this world than the see-through dress. Sure, the see-through top and see-through lingerie are always pretty awesome, but the see-through dress might be the best of them all. Of course, I could totally just be saying that because I'm looking at Skylar Grey in a see-through dress and it's pretty stunning.
Look, I'm not telling anyone how to do their job, but if you're are going to feature Dakota Johnson on the cover of your magazine with the word "NAKED" in all caps under her, she better be nude in the pages. Not almost nude or close to nude or nude, but hiding behind strategically placed objects; she should be completely nude, period, end of sentence.
At this point, we should really ask ourselves how much longer it will take before Dove Cameron is everywhere? I mean, seriously, think about how long this beauty can stay under the radar? I say it's only a matter of days before Dove Cameron spreads those sexy wings and flies right into our hearts.
Yes, my friends, here we are again. That old, familiar place. That warm and happy place. That strange and super sexy place where there are no jokes, no puns, no witty banter. Things are just too sexy, too hot, and... damn. All we can do is sit back and stare at the hotness that is Selena Gomez. Damn, Selena Gomez. Damn.
Look, I know we are fully aware that Kylie Jenner is pretty darn hot, but when did she become so damn boob-tastic? I know it's super cheesy to combine two words to make another word, but I don't know any other way to describe these pics. Kylie Jenner is super boob-tastic!
I don't know about you, but I've never put much thought into why W Magazine was in fact called W. After seeing Kendall Jenner's see-through dress photo spread I believe I finally have the answer. The W in W Magazine stands for "Wowie-wow-wow!"
There was a time, back in the day, when we all rushed home after school to make sure we didn't miss a minute of Saved by the Bell. No matter if we had band practice, a book report due, or even had some kind of after school job, none us missed seeing Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. So, that time Tiffani-Amber Thiessen wore a see-through dress? That was one hell of a magical moment.
So, I guess it's totally a thing now to release promos for a music video these days. Guess this is what happens when Music Television stops playing music videos in favor of reality shows. Though I really shouldn't complain because these promos include Selena Gomez in a rather see-through dress and that's nothing to complain about.
I could be totally off base here - I know there are tricks of the light, CGI, and all sorts of crazy things people can do to change their image - but are Kylie Jenner's boobs bigger than normal? I feel like I've looked at her breast quite a few times and they didn't really seem this big before. I mean, they look pretty damn huge, awesomely huge, in my humble opinion.
I have often said that Monica Bellucci is perfect. There isn't one single thing I would change about her because there isn't one single thing that isn't incredibly hot about her. So it isn't much of surprise that a blonde Monica Bellucci is the very definition of blonde bombshell.
I will be the first to admit that I'm not giving enough love to Sofia Boutella. I loved her in everything she's been in and I have very little concern that this trend is going to end anytime soon. After all, she's totally going to be making out with Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde (2017).
As the wonderful Mike Myers taught us, if it's not Scottish, it's crap! For the longest time I just thought this was a funny joke that he came up with for his time on Saturday Night Live (1976-2017), but once your eyes fall upon Karen Gillan you'll know what Mr. Myers was telling the truth because if it's not Karen Gillan, it's crap!
There are some people in this world, a very few, who, no matter what they are wearing or not wearing, could stop traffic. Alessandra Ambrosio is one of those people. Hell, Alessandra Ambrosio is so stunningly beautiful that I wouldn't be surprised if she could stop time.
There's that one song that makes us start dancing, no matter where we are or what we are doing. Whether we want to admit it or not, we have a tune that makes us shake it like a Polaroid picture. For Katy Perry, that song is "Work" by Rihanna. But it wouldn't be Katy Perry if she didn't go one step further than just shaking her ass on the dance floor. Oh no, she had to flash her ass while she does it.
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