Tag Archives: Search engines

Online Porn: Then Vs. Now

Shocking as it may seem, that spry online upstart Google is already ten years old. In addition to making us all feel old with that announcement, they’ve decided to celebrate their tenth birthday in the geekiest way possible: by giving us all a trip back in time with Google 2001,

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Boobs Vs. Ice Cream: What Would Your City Rather Lick?

You may remember a couple of months back when an indicted pornographer wanted to use the “Google Defense” to prove his innocence in a obscentiy trial. As a legal question, obscenity is usually defined as some sort of violation of acceptable “community standards.” But how do you know what your

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Obscenity A La Mode?

Max Hardcore might have been getting all the attention lately, but another obscenity trial in Florida is currently underway where the defense is using Google search stats to prove that “community standards” are a lot broader than some people might think: apparently, searching for the term “orgy” is just as

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A Manhattan doctor who was being sued by three former employees for sexual harrasment (i.e. allegedly emailing them a lot of dirty pictures) ended up suing them himself for giving him an “incurable Internet disease.” (i.e., having his name end up on a bunch of porn sites when someone searches

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Despite being the No. 1 search almost everywhere else, “sex” is Googled less frequently in China than “stocks” and other banking terms, which probably has nothing to do with the fact that government censors watch over every internet user like disapproving hound dogs. Nope, nothing to see here. (chinadaily.com.cn)

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Looks like online and print naked babe emporium Perfect 10 has lost its appeal against web outlets like Amazon and Google to get them to stop using thumbnail images of its copyrighted material. Which means that your right to look at eye-strainingly teeny tiny pictures of hot boobs is still

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Cracked performs a much needed scientific study to determine which of the popular female names bring you the most nudity when plugged into Google Image Search. These are the questions of our age and we must have answers. (cracked.com)

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Stumble Porn: Fall Into Smut

Some of you nerds tech-savvy individuals may be familiar with the StumbleUpon toolbar that you install in your web browser to help you find cooking recipes or vlogs or whatever it is the kids are into these days. It works on the theory of the wisdom of crowds, as everyone

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Lifehacker saves our butts once again by showing us how to search Google without the overlords keeping tabs on you. (Maybe.) Oh, who are we kidding? Everyone on the planet already knows how we feel about tentacles. (Lifehacker)

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Lawsuit happy spank mag Perfect 10 couldn’t beat Google in court, so now they’re suing Microsoft instead, probably because judges don’t like them as much. We don’t really understand it, but it does explain why we couldn’t find a decent thumbnail for this post. (pcworld.com)

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Here’s some more seemingly innocent Google Image Searches that return a surprising amount of porn. Although if you’re surprised to find porn popping up in innocent image searches than you probably shouldn’t be on the internet. (dmwmedia.com)

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The top 6 cities that have the most people typing “porn” into Google are all in Great Britain. Hmm, maybe we should be a UK blog after all. (metro.co.uk)

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FlickrCash: Find The Boobs

We all know that Flickr is a great place to dump all your drunken spring break pictures, drunken night on the town pictures and drunken "finally convinced my girlfriend to let me take pictures of her coming out of the shower" pictures. It’s such a great place for that, however,

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How To: Search For Hot Japanese Porn, Part One

We’ve always used our ignorance of the Japanese language as an excuse for being less knowledgeable about the breadth and depths of the Japanese online porn scene than we ought to be—but thanks to our esteem’d colleague Evil Sensei at SenseiSays, who provided a wealth of helpful information on having

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X-Rated Patents (Dot Com)

As if spending too many hours trawling Google’s new Patent Search feature for the latest in insertable technology wasn’t diverting enough, it’s now even easier to keep up with what’s going on in the sex gizmo world via the recent official launch of X-RatedPatents.com. which culls the Google listings for

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Google Spanks The Little Guys (Update)

Thanks to the several readers who wrote in to let us know that as of today, most (though not all) of the sites referenced in yesterday’s post about something rotten in the state of Googleland where the sex blog and indie porn scene was concerned have been restored to their

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Google Spanks The Little Guys

Dude, where’s our porn? Or our sex blogs? It used to be that if we searched for sites like Eros Blog, Pretty Dumb Things, Good Vibes, Comstock Films, and (our own) Tiny Nibbles and Violet Blue, we’d get each of these sites in the top rankings or on the first

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Top Ten Sex Toy Patents

The interwebs have been abuzz this week with the launch of Google’s new Patent Search service, which allows anyone to easily sift the records of the US Patent Office, dating all the way back to the 1700s. (So what if you could already do this at the Patent Office’s own

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Wet Spots: Asking Ms. Dewey (To Take Her Clothes Off)

· We don’t know anyone who really uses the Microsoft-sponsored Ms. Dewey search engine to find anything online. But we do know that plenty of people will now be able to see her naked without actually having to ask her. (msdewey.com + toxicmagazine.com) · The always reliable Mary Carey pulls

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Wet Spots: Battle Of The Boobs Careys

· Mariah Carey wants to prevent Mary Carey from trademarking her name. Shouldn’t this story have been written like, four years ago when it might have mattered? (avn.com) · Jennifer Lamiraqui sure looks good in lingerie. Maybe it helps that they’re both French? (doubleviking.com) · Are Indian men really underendowed

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