There’s nothing quite like finding beautiful and freely visible boobs in unexpected places. Even though sci-fi movies love to include a little nudity here and there, the SyFy channel usually keeps everything PG-13; that doesn’t seem to be the case with this piece of “Defiance.” Jaime Murray’s alien boobs are, like, all right there.

We know how you feel. You bought that metallic blue Alien Fleshlight with the two clitorises (clitori? clitorae?) and you’ve run out of UFO porn to use it with. Fear not, for the mainstream loves banging aliens as much as the adult industry does, and Netflix has the hook up with hotties from another galaxy!

As therapists of the armchair persuasion, we have many theories about why, exactly, Star Wars is the foundation of so many sexual fantasies. It’s partly to do with how the battle between light and dark so delightfully mirrors the power struggle inherent in many of the best sexytime romps, and

There are many stereotypes out there about pornstars: Raven Alexis demolishes pretty much all of them. When we heard about Digital Playground’s geeky new addition, we knew we had to get her on the phone. And having done so, we’re pleased to announce that Raven does, in fact, live up

In just over a week, the wait will be over: “The Sex Files” (formerly known as “The X-Files: A XXX Parody”) will be in stores, and all our Gillian Anderson fantasies will finally be realized (or so we assume). How can we be so confident? Well, you might just say

Over the past few years, we’ve seen porn parodies of everything from “The Brady Bunch” to “The Office”—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” a parody unlike any other. For one, this marks the first time a “Not the”-style parody has pornified

$200,000 may seem like a steep price to pay for a cute drawing of a naked girl—but this is no ordinary drawing of a naked girl. This drawing has been on the moon. Found in the cuff mounted checklist worn by NASA astronaut Charles Duke (on the moon!), the drawing

Because we’re such big nerds totally awesome, our friends at Hustler have sent over this exclusive trailer for “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” featuring Sasha Grey and Evan Stone—er, Chandra and Kirk—getting busy. Not only is it super hot (obviously), it’s also got a beat you can dance to! (Or

As hype for the latest X-Men flick, Lucy Pinder has gotten dolled up as a (topless) Wolverine. Now if only they had Rosie Jones as Sabertooth… that’s one battle we’d pay money to see! (boobieblog.com)

In another amusing mainstream crossover, Kayden Kross is appearing in tonight’s episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation entitled “A Space Oddity” as a fangirl, painted blue at a sci-fi convention. Alas, she won’t be solving any crimes, but the more we see of Kayden, the better. As talented (and mind-numbingly

Hustler has released the first screencaps from “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” and it looks like they’re being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original. Now we’ll just have to see if the plot and the fucking are something Gene

Giles Walker‘s pole dancing robots are intended as commentary on our surveillance society—but we prefer to see them as a small taste of adult entertainment for robosexuals. Indeed, if David Levy‘s right about all of us eventually shacking up with our robot friends, then this video could, in fact, be

Cold, cool, logical… we guess that sounds a bit like America’s Favorite Fuck Junkie. We’ve just learned that Chandra, her “This Ain’t Star Trek” character, is a Vulcan—anyone know how they feel about throatfucking? · I’m a Vulcan! (twitter.com) · Photos: Ear and full costume (twitpic.com)

We know that many porns have taken their inspiration from mainstream movies, and even sci-fi movies—it’s just that, well, we never really expected AMC to be the ones to do a story on it. Seriously, American Movie Classics namechecking “The Re-Penetrator”? Is this an attempt to stay relevant and get

We know as well as anyone that porn can’t “make” anyone do anything sex-related they didn’t already want to do, but when we read that “a 48-year-old woman with a stimulating electrode implanted in her right ventral thalamus started to compulsively self-stimulate” we realized that science was the final frontier

100 years in the future, when sex is illegal and the Grand Canyon is a ghetto, a group of astronauts embark on a mission that ultimately leads to self-discovery (with a fair amount of naked flesh thrown in for good measure). This labor of love sci-fi comedy exploitation film combines

We’ve been huge fans of porn legend Desiree Cousteau and her appearance as the hapless victim of evil orgasmic research in 1980′s “Randy The Electric Lady” ever since … uh, yesterday when our diode-twiddling colleagues at io9 rescued her from porn obscurity and bought her to our attention. (Hey, can

A “Where no porn has gone before!” joke seems like the perfect headline for this post, but then we realized that there might be a reason why some things remain unexplored. Star Trek-inspired porn is, of course, not that novel, but we’re a little confused by this odd comic book/sci-fi/porn

Earlier this week we teased you with highlights from the 1980 Italian sci-fi epic “The Beast In Space”–and if you’re still engorged with anticipation, we’ve got a more in-depth look at this classic “Star Wars”-inspired fairytale. So grab a glass of Uranus milk (hee, hee) and take a trip to

In 1975, European movie audiences were enthralled by “The Beast,” an erotic horror film about a young woman ravished by a mysterious cloven footed manimal. Then a few years later, “Star Wars” came out and someone had the genius-level brainstorm, “What if The Beast … was in space?” That’s how