We often feature college-centric comedies in these Netflix posts, so we understand if you’re tired of watching nerds and jocks perv on cheerleaders and sorority girls. Wait a second, what are we saying? We totally do not understand how you could be played out on these tropes; they’re timeless, and now that school is back in swing, they’re also very appropriate.
You’d think that we would be happy about this. We don’t have to wait until October 2nd for “Dexter” and this could be a sign of more sexy times to come! Still, we’re uncomfortable. You know the saying: beware leaks bearing gifts. We’ve been waiting for this moment for a
It’s hard work, you know? Sitting there, getting stiffer and stiffer as time goes on but you can’t do anything about it because you have to consider the class. Oh yeah, and it’s difficult for the naked person, too. Is it possible to pick-up chicks in a figure drawing class?
By which we mean the substitute teacher, obviously. And she’s teaching us way more than we’ve ever learned before, because she’s not afraid of being involved in our extra-curricular activities! We never had a substitute teacher with a body this bangin’. Ours were mostly old men and perpetually single hippies
After watching “Worship My Schoolgirl Ass,” we felt pretty envious of those pornstars who got to embody the studious sexuality. Then we realized: we can totally do that. And now, so can you! But it’s not as simple as going out, buying a school uniform, and calling your significant other
Your first taste of sex? It’s a common milestone. But what about the first time someone made you a slave to their touch? Monty. I was just out of high school when I met him. He had this broken nose look, which is such a fucking turn on to me,
Herschel Savage is prying apart the petals of the wrong kind of flower entirely if he really wants to learn about photosynthesis. And he’s getting in the way of the light, too. His zeal in his quest for knowledge is admirable, but if he doesn’t back up a little and
Sure, most high school teachers like to kick back during quiet study time and watch a little bondage porn on their classroom computer. Most of them are just smart enough to unhook the video projector before they do. At least someone is learning a lesson. (newsnet5.com)
In case you haven’t been reading the news over the past … oh, say, decade or so, there seems to be an epidemic in this country of teachers getting it on with their students. In the real world it’s the wrong thing to do, but that’s why we spend as
An elementary school teacher learns the hard way that if you can figure how out to use MySpace … or, um … absolutepunk.net, then your students probably can too. Or at least their lonely parents. Sure, “semi nude” photos aren’t porn, but when has that ever stood in the way
We don’t condone teachers having sex with students (even when they’re 18), but you’ve got to admit that an instructor getting a blowjob from a pupil while talking on a cellphone and driving a bus is pretty darn impressive. (telegraph.co.uk)
Smut invades our nation’s schools once again as some fifth graders in Maryland accidentally got an eyeful of porn when they were supposed to be watching “Star Wars” instead. In other news, Maryland fifth graders have the easiest classes ever. (foxnews.com)
Pile into the station wagon while we take you to the ‘burbs and beyond in search of MILFs via today’s selection of some of our favorite recent writing from the sex blog scene.: these red hot mamas keep a smile on Daddy’s face (or tiptoe behind his back) as they