Somewhere in Canoga Park a group of porn stars—including Sinn Sage and Sativa Verte—is returning to the Dawn of Man, and I am popping a monolith.
We know these people are good at fucking, but what other nifty talents are they hiding? We worked up the gumption to ask them right in their pretty faces when we went to AEE, and we got some fascinating responses. For example, Skin Diamond likes to sing, but she won’t do it in public: “My asshole’s all over the internet but I’m too shy to sing in front of people.”
So at AEE, Fleshbot decided to do some serious investigating with our favorite pornstar paramours and proposed a question — out of all the folks in the biz, past and present, whether you’ve already stuck it to ‘em on set or just wish to — who brings a smile to your face and a fire to your loins? Like, who you mega-crushin’ on? Some answers were straightforward, others more a surprise, but one thing’s for sure: Porntopia is one big, beautiful, sleazy fucking family.
In this adult tribute to 80′s college sex comedies, Marie McCray and Skin Diamond want to be part of some sorority, so they agree to be subjected to anything. And all they have to do is 69 each other? While a bunch of other sexy girls cheer them on? Um, excuse us, we’d like to be inducted into this sorority as well.
Porn teaches us so much. Did you know that routine discrimination by uniformly hot girls against negligibly smaller uniformly hot girls was a thing? Neither did we until “Revenge of the Petites.”
Skin Diamond and Marie McCray thought college was going to be a blast, but they had no idea that the school was run by sorority of tall, busty, bitchy babes, so they’re joining forces with a sorority for petite girls to form their very own itty bitty titty terror squad! AMKingdom presents this Harry Sparks film, and the theme song is so good that we’ve been humming it all day.
Fresh from her booty-shaking Hall Of Fame-worthy performance on Fuse TV’s Pants Off Dance Off and with visions of having sex with Dan Ackroyd dancing in her head, Long Island’s own sexy stoner chick Sativa Verte is setting her sights on becoming Miss High Times 2008 with a platform that