In this adult tribute to 80′s college sex comedies, Marie McCray and Skin Diamond want to be part of some sorority, so they agree to be subjected to anything. And all they have to do is 69 each other? While a bunch of other sexy girls cheer them on? Um, excuse us, we’d like to be inducted into this sorority as well.

In 2009, Sarah Shevon felt totally burnt out from her corporate office job, and she was thinking of trying her hand (and legs and everything else) as a stripper. Fortunately for us, some friends recommended her to Kink.com and Mark Spiegler so she ended up trying porn before stripping. She loved it, we love her, and this is what destiny looks like.

Everybody wants a butt with bounce and a yoni that does yoga, but people often overlook the awesomeness of a sphincter that’ll snap back on your thumb like a mad rubber band. Leilani Leeane knows how to train her tuchus for tightness, and now she doesn’t even bother with a wallet; she keeps fatty rolls of cash neatly organized in her ass. If we might quote the poet Mase, Leilani is “young, black, and famous with money hangin’ out the anus.”

Porn teaches us so much. Did you know that routine discrimination by uniformly hot girls against negligibly smaller uniformly hot girls was a thing? Neither did we until “Revenge of the Petites.”

Skin Diamond and Marie McCray thought college was going to be a blast, but they had no idea that the school was run by sorority of tall, busty, bitchy babes, so they’re joining forces with a sorority for petite girls to form their very own itty bitty titty terror squad! AMKingdom presents this Harry Sparks film, and the theme song is so good that we’ve been humming it all day.

Most low-budget weekend porn parodies have no choice but to look like they were made in a weekend, especially since Porn Valley has been on parody rations for the last several years. But “Family Guy XXX” is a pleasant exception.

Every once in a while, there comes a porn so shocking, so mind blowing, so wrong…that, well, you know it had to be put together by Lee Roy Myers. Yes, the man who brought you Marge and Homer getting it on has done it again, this time bringing “Family Guy” to porny life. (Although, we have to admit, this one is a little more obvious as XXX source material).

In eager anticipation of Belladonna’s appearance at tomorrow’s Fleshbot Awards in New York, we join her on her travels around Los Angeles in the delightful 2-disc “Belladonna: Sexual Explorer.” Belladonna: Sexual Explorer Studio: Evil Angel Director: Belladonna Starring: Belladonna, Sinn Sage, Dana DeArmond, Sarah Shevon, Francesca Le, Mia Rose Review

Anthony Bourdain can show you the best places to eat in Los Angeles, but Belladonna can show you the best pornstars to eat out in Los Angeles (after they drink and race go-karts). So who would you rather watch? Belladonna: Sexual Explorer Studio: Evil Angel Director: Belladonna Cast: Belladonna, Francesca

When a Con Edison employee gets struck by lightning on top of a transformer pole, he turns into the evil Electro and begins terrorizing New York City! Will Spider-Man be able to stop him, or will random sex distract him (and us) from the plot? Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody

The bawdyhouse girl, the mustachioed barman, the drifter with his schlong out: these are prized archetypes of the American West. We approve of Sarah Shevon playing #1 and Sean Michaels interpreting #3: It’s just that they use “cuckold” wrong. The cuckold, you see, is the guy who is cheated on

And this girl deserves it, too. Do you know how hard it is to slip into that skintight vinyl dress? The minute that thing comes off, it better be for a good reason: nothing less than doggie style and cunnilingus. Sarah has Chris Johnson wrapped around her finger for most

Perhaps legitimate dominatrices will bristle at the porno bondage-lite that is “Taboo Tales,” in which a smiling Sarah Shevon allows herself to be penetrated by a slave, but Santa’s non-existence doesn’t decrease my enjoyment of him, either. Sure, the delightful Shevon goes through the motions of being a pro-domme: she’s

So, the movie is called “I Love Big Toys 33.” Naturally, we figured that if we were going to grab a clip from it, you would want to see the biggest toy in the box. Well, here it is! Huge, isn’t it? And yet Sarah handles it quite masterfully. Do

What happens when you get 32 beautiful adult stars, dress them up in formal wear, and bring them to a gorgeous mansion for a party? The Girls in White lesbian coming out party, that’s what. What, you say you’ve never heard of such an event? Then you, friend, haven’t been

In a world where ATMs and DPs are relatively commonplace, and nymphomania is a run-of-the-mill malady, what, pray tell, can be seen as true perversion? In his latest release, Paul Thomas offers up a few suggestions. Pervert Studio: Hustler Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Lily LaBeau, Samantha Ryan, Crissy Hines, Sarah