Though it’s not that unusual for us to be excited by a porn trailer (it’s part of why we, you know, run a porn blog), it’s pretty rare that we see something that blows us away quite like this trailer for Sam Hain’s “The Valley” just did.

Back in July, we got our first look at Sam Hain and Wicked’s megabudget sci-fi porno, “Horizon.” That was exciting enough, but now there’s a second (HD!) trailer out—and, well, we’re swooning at the thought of this picture. But that’s not all we’re excited about, either. Via Wolf Hudson, we’ve

Well, here’s something intriguing: a sci-fi porn movie (and not a parody!), created by one of our favorite producer/director teams (that’s Lee Roy Myers/Sam Hain) and starring some of our biggest Crush Objects (Misty Stone, Kimberly Kane, and Bobbi Starr, among others). This brief teaser trailer doesn’t give away very

As the writer/director of amazing porn flicks like “The Sex Files” and “Star Trek: The Next Generation – A XXX Parody,” Sam Hain has earned our eternal devotion and respect. And with an appearance on “Last Call with Carson Daly,” he’s got the chance to reach out to a whole

So what if you can’t go to Dennys’ “Baconalia”? If evil extraterrestrials make Earth uninhabitable and only a few survivors escape to Mercury, it takes the edge off if they’re Wicked Girls, doesn’t it? Plus, it won’t be a sausage party. “Horizon,” which refers to the ship fearless Cap’n jessica

Come to think of it, I also liked “Pron” better than the last two “Matrix” movies. Because upside-down blowjobs are hard to pull off. Pron Studio: GoodNight Movies Director: Lee Roy Myers, Sam Hain Starring: Lexi Belle, Anthony Rosano, Zoe Voss, April O’Neil, Andy San Dimas, Diamond Foxxx, Rocco Reed,

Long ago, when director Sam Hain invented the concept of the “Dark Parody” with “The Sex Files,” well, perhaps we grieved. But that movie was so good that we eagerly await his just-wrapped porndaptation of “Star Trek: The Next Generation.” “The script is canonical, so it was designed to appeal