You could check out the 2013 Hot Shots calendar, but the final product will likely show the girls looking like badass military pin-ups. If you want to see Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, Sam Cooke, Kelly Hall, and Emily O’Hara running around topless irresponsibly pointing guns all over the place with silly looks on their faces, you should check out these behind-the-scenes photos.

Sam Cooke isn’t just a pretty face (or a gorgeous body)—she’s also a talented DJ. Which only makes sense—after all, just looking at her gives us the urge to make some beautiful music… · Sam Cooke (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)

Not content to simply focus on busty blondes, or big boobed blondes, or blondes with the biggest butts, ZOO magazine has expanded its horizons (and vocabulary) with a showcase of Britain’s naughtiest blondes. True, the faces are all fairly familiar—but this time, they’re naughty! · (nacktfotoparadies.blogspot.com)

Score (another) point for Europe: “Taff” (more or less Germany’s “Access Hollywood”) did an entire segment on the fascinating world of British lad mag models—and made sure the models showed off their, ahem, best assets throughout the segment. Being our pathetic, monolingual selves, we’re at a loss to tell you

Nikkala Stott, Sam Cooke, Amii Grove, Peta Todd, and Vikki Blows (frontarmy.co.uk)

The cold weather may be well on its way in, but the babes of ZOO are still finding sunny places to strip off (it’s like the have a dowsing rod or something). Now if only we could manage to find a place that’s both sunny and full of naked ZOO

Do blondes have more fun? ZOO certainly seems to think so—and to prove it, they’ve rounded up two platinum princesses to show us the rest of us just how much fun we’re missing out on. It’s enough to make a brunette turn green with envy…but hey, if you can’t beat

Still not excited for summer? We have a feeling that Becky, Rhian, Amy, and Sam will have that fixed in a jiffy. Is it actually possible to not be excited about four topless girls spraying each other with a hose? Rhian Sugden and Friends get Wet N’ Wild (boobieblog.com) Rhian

The editors of Zoo must know about a secret Tube line that leads from London to the Spanish island of Ibiza, because the world their models live in exists only on those sun-drenched beaches. Where else could you find five of their bustiest models gathered together to frolic in the

This just in from the experts at Zoo Weekly: People who like looking at pictures of topless women often display a marked preference when it comes to boob size … and Zoo wants to help you determine what yours is with this “funbag-packed gallery” of 129 pairs of covermodel boobs

Nuts is featuring some of its favorite babes in its own 2008 topless calendar … and they’re actually topless! What a novel idea! (alienlinkz.com)

Former Page 3 girls Sam Cooke thinks big boobed girls are discriminated against. On related note, Sam Cooke has been living on Mars. (boobieblog.com)

If you have a hard time telling all those splashy UK men’s magazines apart, we can’t really blame you. Two of the most popular glossies—Nuts and Zoo Weekly—are so similar in layouts, fonts, and "writing" style that they are almost indistinguishable, and that doesn’t even account for the fact that

We know you’re thinking you’ve seen this all before, but you’ll just have trust us when we say that you haven’t. We’re well aware of British lad mags’ general fondness (and Nuts magazine’s in particular) for lists and any other excuse they can come up with to show hot totty,