We thought the same exact thing when we saw her in “Dogma”–you know, when she was Serendipity, dressed up in a schoolgirl uniform, shaking her stuff for Silent Bob–but this definitely has a different flavor. It’s one thing to pull off the coquettish cutie routine, and it’s an entirely different thing to wear a bunch of fishnet, arch your back, and seduce the crowd with a slow dance.

We’re talking about “Frida,” obviously. Before the high-profile marriage and dedication to being a housewife, Salma Hayek made sexy movies about artists like Frida Kahlo, where she graced us with her fabulous, famous body. Now that Salma’s technically a MILF (she’s had a kid, after all) we’re dying to see

Well, it looks like Christina Hendricks has got some competition for the title of most phenomenal cleavage ever. Who knew Salma Hayek had it in her to put up such a fight? (Photo source: Pacific Coast News (pacificcoastnews.com)

Getting a peek at Salma Hayek’s cleavage two days ago felt like a lucky fluke. Little did we know it was all a part of a strategic marketing plan…of cleavage. Here we have Salma again, sporting even more cleavage. To what end, you ask? Well, given that this photo was

As as you wrap up your day, won’t you take a little time to appreciate the fine cleavage that Salma Hayek is sporting here? Come on, you owe it to yourself. (hollywoodtuna.com)

It’s probably totally wrong of us to notice this, given that she’s at a Nickolodeon event and all…but damn, Salma Hayek has some nice cleavage. (What? You know you were thinking it too.) (Photo source: Pacific Coast News)

Over the years, we’ve had ample opportunity to see Salma Hayek in the buff. But what’s that thing they say about how you never forget your first time? This clip from “Desperado,” well, it just does something for us. · Salma Hayek in “Desperado” (celebcap.net)

Everyone loves boobs, right? (You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t.) They’re all special in their own way—big or small, bouncy or pert, real or even fake—but their are certain pairs are a little more special than others … in the eye of the beholder, that is, because we all

Campari decides that it doesn’t really need Salma Hayek’s face to sell liquor as long it still has her boobs. After all, no one ever looks at a person’s … head? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· A federal appeals court tells the FCC to go fuck itself and rules that if the president can say any bullshit thing he wants on TV, then so can any asshole in America. Fuckin’ A right we can! (forbes.com) · Britney Spears’ ass devours its thong packaging. At least