Stripping And Thongs Make A Powerful Combo
Perhaps you're in the middle of preparing the tradition big feast for your friends or you're packing up to hit the road and spend time with your family, but it's important that we all take a moment and remember what this holiday is all about. Hats. That's right, National Hat Day is all about hats. Sure, it might be about friends and family now, but the original purpose of National Hat Day was to celebrate hats. Let's all take a few moments out of our celebrations and honor hats by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in Hats.
The thong. From panties to bikinis to lingerie to costume, the thong is probably one of the most important and greatest inventions ever. To honor the thong, we are going to take a look at all the different kinds of thongs in the best way possible: by counting down celebrities who are wearing them. So let's begin with the thong panty and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in a Thong, Part 1.
The sideboob. Sometimes it's all we get. Whether it's one word or two words with you, there is one thing we can all agree on: Sideboob or side boob is always great.
This week on the Mr. Skin podcast, the team is delivering an amazing TV nudity roundup to kick off the year!
No one is shocked, no one is surprised, no one should have believed that even though the date had changed that all of sudden Salma Hayek would stop being sexy. That's just crazy talk. Salma Hayek, especially in a bikini, is and always will be one of the sexiest things on this earth or any other earth.
Not only does the Winter Solstice mark the beginning of winter, it also happens to be the shortest day of the year. On the Winter Solstice, the day is short and the night is long. In fact, if you lived at the North Pole, you wouldn't see any sunlight on this day. And while a short day may not be all that much fun, we can still find a reason to be happy. Let's count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Are Short.
It has been said that if you are born in the month of September you tend to be full charm and quiet dignity. You might also consider yourself a bit of a fitness nut. And odds are the biggest skill and ability you list on a resume is how incredibly detail-oriented you are. Last and certainly not least, those born in the 9th month of the year also tend to be super duper hot.
While the idea of showering outside has been something I've been curious about, I've never had the opportunity or the guts to actually do it. Thank goodness Salma Hayek is braver than I am, because she makes showering outside look like the sexiest thing anyone could ever do.
We all that the Spanish word for hot is "caliente," but I really think we should change it to Salma Hayek. I know it might be a bit of a mouthful, but just saying something is caliente or hot doesn't really acknowledge the beauty of Salma Hayek. The only way to get across how freaking sexy Salma Hayek is is by saying she is really Salma Hayek.
While some people believe that simply doing the voice of an animated character is some of the easiest acting anyone could do, that couldn't be farther from the truth. It's just your voice and nothing else - you have to try and get across complex emotions with nothing but your pipes. It's a tough gig, but when done right, it can make a lasting impression. For all their hard work, let's count down the Top Ten Hottest Animated Celebrities!
Since there is one big holiday in July, often the other smaller holidays might go unnoticed. System Administrator Appreciation Day, Barbershop Music Appreciation Day, and International Chicken Wing Day all fall in the month of July, but those days are often overshadowed by fireworks and cookouts and the red, white, and blue. So, we decided to make sure that all of you know that July 8th is Body Painting Day by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in Body Paint!
Summer is here and that means spending as much time as possible by or in a body of water. Be it a pool or the ocean or a lake, nothing beats splashing around with friends and family, swimming some laps, and of course, doing a cannonball. Yep, nothing is better than a day by the pool... except for a night of skinny dipping. Get ready to take a dip, because we are counting down the Top Ten Hottest Skinny Dipping Celebrities.
She's preserved for freshness?
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