Working The “Mineshaft” With Allie Haze And Andy San Dimas

Nov 26, 13 Working The “Mineshaft” With Allie Haze And Andy San Dimas

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Never thought a mineshaft could be sexy? Prepare to get schooled.

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When Having Sex in Public, There Should Be A Reason

To watch a movie like “Public Affairs,” in which porn stars travel the highways and byways of California to fuck on playground structures and picnic tables, is to be constantly aware of how goddamn uncomfortable fucking on playground structures and picnic tables is.

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“MILFs Seeking Boys” To Fill A Different Kind Of Empty Nest

May 22, 13 “MILFs Seeking Boys” To Fill A Different Kind Of Empty Nest

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In this edition of “MILFs Seeking Boys,” it seems like the MILFs aren’t necessarily on the prowl for young man penis, but instead find that the only way they can help the immature minds around them is to break them down (with fucking) and build them up again (with more fucking). They’re like the MKUltra of MILFs.

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The Hardcore Trailer For “Hawkman & Hawkgirl” You’ve Been Waiting For

May 06, 13 The Hardcore Trailer For “Hawkman & Hawkgirl” You’ve Been Waiting For

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You have to hand it to Extreme Comixxx, they are on top of their superhero porn parody game. They produced a live action Justice League film before Hollywood, and they’re upping the ante with this live action Hawkman and Hawkgirl parody. Where’s your game at, Hollywood? Where’s your story of death-defying love between two human-like Accipitriformes with hardcore sex and threesomes and mace poundings?

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“Porno Pranks” Seems Like A Nice Term For Revenge Porn

Apr 23, 13 “Porno Pranks” Seems Like A Nice Term For Revenge Porn

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When we think of the title “Porno Pranks,” we imagine someone getting spitroasted with a Kick Me sign on their back, or someone looking inside a gaping asshole just as plastic snakes fly out of it. What we don’t think of is Riley Steele and Jesse Jane having sex with guys and filming it without their consent.

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Get A Whiff Of The Whips In “A Lovers’ Guide To 50 Shades”

Feb 06, 13 Get A Whiff Of The Whips In “A Lovers’ Guide To 50 Shades”

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To be perfectly honest, we rolled our eyes a bit when we heard there was going to be another porn film based on “Fifty Shades of Grey,” but then we got hooked up with a ton of exclusive photos from “A Lovers’ Guide to 50 Shades” and quickly unrolled them peepers. This isn’t just BDSM-infused porn, this is dark, intriguing, sensual, and educational sex narrated by the one and only Allie Haze.

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Chicks With Guns Redux: “This Ain’t The Expendables XXX”

While a wild-eyed and committed Kimberly Kane holds the pornographically well-made but otherwise narratively flawed “Expendables XXX” together, this 3-D parody really does add a dimension missing from the original.

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“Here Cums The Bride” Reminds Us That Post-Marital Sex Is Also Great

Aug 13, 12 “Here Cums The Bride” Reminds Us That Post-Marital Sex Is Also Great

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To increase enjoyment of this film, imagine that the pornstars you see slapping their groins together are actually newlywed couples who spent all day and night getting married, going through the rituals, dancing with grandparents at the reception, and traveling to the bed and breakfast where they will finally lose their respective virginities and be so inexplicably skilled in the erotic arts that they have simultaneous orgasms that instantly bond them forever with zero chance for divorce.

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Are You Making Eyes At "My Girlfriend’s Mother"?

Because if you are, she’s totally down. Her name is Magdalene St. Michaels, and her one love in life is sleeping with people she shouldn’t be sleeping with. At least, that’s what it says on her OKCupid profile. Magdalene had to do a lot of soul searching after she stole her daughter’s last boyfriend in the... read more

Porn For Straight Girls: He’s Also A Super Fuck

Yes, the special effects are terrible, the acting kind of corny, but the “Superman XXX” parody is funny and sexy enough that it needs to be recommended mere weeks after my last parody suggestion. Who doesn’t want super sex? It’s more than a little shocking to me that I haven’t recommended any superhero... read more

"Superman XXX" Reads Lois Lane’s Mind, Vulva

Axel Braun incorporates elements of two Christopher Reeve-era “Superman” movies as well as the recent reboot for this big-budget porn that does a commendable job in moving the story along, adding bits of comic business, and keeping the sex non-gratuitous. Superman XXX Studio: Vivid Director: Axel Braun Starring: Dale... read more