I know there has been a lot of news about Russian recently, but I can't believe no one is talking about this. A zoo in Moscow is suing the advertising company Art-Msk after they rented a raccoon, used it in an ad featuring a topless woman, and returned the raccoon in a state of shock. Seriously, in Russia, you can rent a raccoon from the zoo.
When Russia takes on the world's largest industry, who will win?
Sabrina knows how to help a guy relax....
Just because Game of Thrones is off the air until next year doesn't mean there aren't any big doings in the world of the hit HBO series. Here are three Game of Thrones stories that will help tide you over until Season 6, or at the very least, until the next edition of the Game of Thrones Digest.
Crashing your car due to the sight of a naked woman is no longer exclusively an Austrian problem apparently. That's right, Austria, Russia will see your several car accidents and raise you, I don't know, 500. That's the estimated number of accidents caused in a single day due to the mobile advertisements seen above.
Struggling with addiction that's related to basically anything except BDSM? Well, one unorthodox method being practiced in Russia will help rid you of your addiction through the power of a good old fashioned caning.
We reported last month that Russia had lost contact with its satellite full of sex geckos, and we told you of John Oliver's campaign for Russia to "Go Get Those Geckos." Russia then claimed that they got those geckos. Turns out they were full of shit.
The United States may have turned its back on space exploration and experimentation, but the Russians are still up there doing some patently crazy shit. According to The Washington Post, their most recent experiment went south in a hurry and Russia's lost contact with a satellite containing five sex geckos.
There's so little happening in Russia these days, so President Vladimir Putin can turn his attention to more pressing matters, like banning the words "cock" and "cunt" from Russian films.
A class called "The Art of Oral Sex" promises to educate Moscow women in the fine points of arousing and discharging a penis by way of a wet, happily hard-working mouth.
And now there's Russian Vogue with its topless fashion spread featuring top model Anja Rubik.
Oh Russia: try as you might, you can't buy our love with topless photos of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. (Though Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is more than welcome to purchase our affections that way.)
If there's one person who knows how to have a good time, it's Maryna Linchuk.
And here you thought that wandering around in tall grass would get you a random encounter with a Rattata or a Pidgey or something. Look at you, running into a completely naked woman soaking up some rays! Way to go! Just please, whatever you do, don't throw a Pokeball at her.
Zhanna Friske is kind of a big deal. She was initially in a pop group in the late '90s but since starting her solo career, she's had songs top the charts in all Russian-speaking countries. Internationally, she's best known for playing Alisa Donnikova in "Night Watch" and "Day Watch" (both of which we love). Anyway, here she is getting it on!
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