Horny European vampires. This porn writes itself. All of a sudden intense nipple clamp torture and clothespins on the face and choking and fishnets and public fucking and blacklight paint and lines like “you need to learn to control yourself” all make a little more sense in the context of eternal vampire hedonistic orgies. Of course, a Rocco Siffred flick would have all those things even if there were no vampires, but this puts a nice new twist on some time-worn material.

“Alice Miller” sounds like your aunt, right? Nope. The great Rocco Siffredi describes her as “the best of the best of the Russian girls.” Then he fucks her. Just like your aunt.

Love will make you do crazy things. It might make you stand outside a babe’s bedroom window with a boombox blasting Peter Gabriel. It might make you massacre your beloved’s wedding by shrieking her name then jumping into a bus together. It might make you take your sexy fucking slut and have her ride your neck with her wet pussy, then sing a song to your cock. Different strokes, you know.

Rather than throw a bunch of naughty flicks–also known as Nautflix–in your general direction and asking you to choose, we thought it’d be fun to design a cozy program of movie viewing for you and a loved one (and yes, your hand is a loved one). Tonight’s menu involves two exciting and unusual films that both happen to involve pornstars!

Think of all the porn you’ve watched. Now go throw up. Now, think of all the porn you’ve watched in which the pop shot is ultimately delivered with the assistance of the man’s own hand. Rocco Siffredi’s “You Get Me Off” is a tribute to the women who earn their money the hard way.

We’re imagining what it must be like to be Rocco Siffredi — a bevy of cock-hungry sluts following your every move, ready to jointly suck you off or present a pretty pussy if you have the whim. Time travelers would think he’s a modern-day king!

Have you ever wanted to be Rocco Siffredi? Seek immediate help. The things that he does to women have earned him a reputation as one of the most sadistic smut kings in the world, yet the ladies still love him. Do you really want that burden on your shoulders? Well,

“Don’t close your trousers, Sexy,” says Rocco Siffredi to 20-year-old Hungarian Naomi in “Rocco’s POV 5.” It is good advice for all of us as we try to navigate the difficult terrain of modern relationships. What’s even more instructive is that this video shows that even the great Siffredi can

Maybe the captivating Franceska Jaimes was not as cushiony as the inspiration for the Queen song “Fat Bottom Girls” (we’re thinking Sara Jay might qualify as that song’s “naughty nanny”), but we, like Manuel Ferrara, appreciate the ass out of the variety. “Phat Bottom Girls 4″ also features personal favorites

Rocco Siffredi is a man of many talents—but monogamy is not one of them. Even the luscious Tori Black can’t lay sole claim to Rocco’s member…and for that, we are truly grateful. Tori, Tarra, and Bobbi Love Rocco Studio: Evil Angel Director: Rocco Siffredi Cast: Tori Black, Tarra White, Bobbi

We’re all groovy people, right? What do you say we just be together, now that the old year is taking off its negligee and turning down the silk sheets while the new one is – wait, is that a strap-on? Below is a highly subjective list that I hope you

In 1993 the world met “Ejacula,” a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole “Ejacula” gang returned. “Ejacula 2″ is just as inscrutable as the first, but

Look at how Kristina Rose protects Fleshbot readers’ tender sensibilities by obscuring Rocco Siffredi‘s cock with her foot. Perhaps this is why Siffredi later puts Bobbi Starr‘s head in the toilet. You and your Puritan reservations. Rocco Ravishes L.A. Studio: Evil Angel Director: Rocco Siffredi Cast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond,

Rocco Siffredi’s new Animal Trainer movie—his 26th—features a scene in which a half-ninja/half kitten schoolgirl battles a flying robot crocodile. Or so we thought…. . . . It turns out that Wiska and Macroc are not characters from a Japanese adult cartoon called Sailor Kitty. They are, instead, a pair

There is something about a nice pair of tits on a crazy girl that is nigh-irresistible, especially when both the tits and the crazy are as memorable as those displayed by the boob-polar Kelly Stafford. Read a short case history after the gap. Just look at them – heavy enough

Rocco Siffredi may not always speak the same language as his costars—but since they all tend to speak the language of love (language of rough sex?), communication isn’t usually much of a problem. And for those rare girls who aren’t super fluent in sexspeak, well, Rocco’s more than happen to

With the amount of porn sent to me (for free!) every week, I have come to appreciate any non-standard scene setups. There are only so many times, for example, I can watch Darryl Hanah absently masturbating on a couch as a cock enters from the left of frame before I

Whether you want to donate to the Evil Angel legal defense fund or spend 10 glorious, disturbing, jaw-dropping, delightful, and carnivorous hours with the likes of Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, and Tricia Devereaux (or, I imagine, both), you will love “Defend Our Porn.” In April, 2008 Evil

You might as well face it: Rocco Siffredi is–and rightfully so–the world’s most popular male porn star. But that does not mean his “Puppet Master” DVD doesn’t look terrifying, what with the head of that Robert Palmer video girl growing like an abscess out of that crawly girl. And what