Why, it’s just an ethereal delight. Especially when the booty at hand (or mouth, as it were) is of such a high caliber. This booty should be wined and dined with champagne and caviar and stuff like that, draped in fine silks and laden with pearls. And then eaten the H out with the dapper charm and crackerjack skill this fellow demonstrates. Yeah, sometimes we fancy.
This shaken-up-edness is twofold: firstly, the sheer size of this wang makes us shiver. Secondly, the way this chick dives face-first into this dude’s ass strikes us pretty deep down. She seems full aware that she’s got a lot of divine gifts to play with here — we think she probably hasn’t had this much fun since recess.
Just yesterday our gallant Mr. Ponante let us in on the goings-on of The Perfect Secretary 3 — so we figured we’d take a look at what this specialized training entails. It looks like it requires a lot of ass-in-the-air shimmying, in a uniform of easily rippable stockings with no panties beneath. Uh, hey, we’ve got some calls that need to be taken — Dana DeArmond, can you get in here?
Hey, y’all! You know what makes a delightful snack anytime — morning, noon, and night? A deliciously well-kempt ass! It’s tasty and fun, we tell ya. And just couple that delectable dainty with a side of whack-off. Bon appetÃt!
Why, it’s the chick with the dick in her mouth and babe on her ass. You know, they say when there are too many cooks in the kitchen the broth gets spoiled. That could sort of be true for group sex of any proportion, what with the dicks flying, legs spreading, and fingers fucking it could lose direction any moment (although we think chaos might be fine). However, in this instance, we’ve got a babe in charge. And when her commands are along the lines of “Lick my ass”, well, who doesn’t want to follow orders?
It’s a fabled land populated with gorgeous little creatures that can’t get enough ass, and know just how to hit the spot. It’s an innate quality and gives them a strange power over men and ladies who know what it is to experience rolling waves of ass-joy. That kind of joy is enlightening almost no matter what the case, but the purple-haired ones make it something other-wordly.
How our hearts and souls vibrate for a vermilion-locked lady… They’re enchanting, ethereal princesses imparting the earth with their singular sparkle. But, this being the case, why is Mallory Mallone strapped to electric-shock pads while on all fours on the ground? She doesn’t look like the type of gal who would get into trouble… But trouble seems to have found her, in the form of Bobbi Starr. Uh-oh!
Or actually we suppose “tag team” is a bit of a misnomer, because both these babes are going full-force all the time. We’re surprised this dude doesn’t have to tag out, what with his cock all up in Jenna’s face, coupled with visions of Asia all up in her ass. We’d sort of like to see that… competitive threesome-ing. Who can last the longest?!
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Hmm… we’re not sure what kind of activity this cutie teen was into to warrant this kind of pussy-pleasing, BJin’, anal extravaganza, but it must have been something terrible.
And while we’re at it, cheers to your ass, too. You’ve got such lovely parts that we want to raise a sparkling glass of champagne in the air and make a toast. But we guess a nice cunnilingus/rimming combo speaks more than 1,000 words. And followed up by an eloquent BJ? Yeah, we’ll go with that.
They’ve got the wisdom that only comes with a bounty of sexual experience — how to ride and writhe to make it throb, how to work that cum right out of a cock with the flick of a wrist. There is no teach; only do — and doing it with a MILF can get you off and get you wiser in the ways of love all at once.
Although we’re not sure we could compete with the ultimate butt-beguiling tongue-twirling moves Mr. Wolf Hudson whips out. It’s somehow delicate yet self-assured, determined yet subdued, strong yet full of grace. Wolf serenades this asshole with the style and panache of Sinatra wooing Monroe — but probably with a lot more breathless face-smothering involved (though you never know). All we can say is this is a partnership that gets our smuttastic seal of approval; we hope these two go on to make lovely ass-music together for some time. It’s a beautiful thing.
When Capri Cavalli lifts that booty to the sky, we’re sure air raid sirens start going off and lesser folk start snatching up their canned goods and preparing to evacuate. Others, however, get their dicks up in the air and brace for a crash landing — squarely in the back end of Ms. Cavalli. Hang onto your helmets, ’cause we’re going in!
Dang, Belladonna. You got some visions — and amidst our slack-jawed bedazzlement at this diabolical ass-eating, chick-riding, lesbian slut train, we can still muster a slow clap. A slow clap that somehow metamorphizes into a slow fap. We don’t know how these things happen; Belladonna’s just got some kind of magic she sprinkles wherever she goes.
There’s a lot to balance in collegiate scheduling — but it’s all about priorities. We’d skip out on the unlimited lunch buffet to indulge in eating of a more fleshly sort… We mean, anytime waffle-making and custom juice blends are fun and all. But we’d rather eat some sweet college-babe ass or bro-dick. It’s just being smart!
And as such, it should be carefully unwrapped and treasured, then licked all up and down and plunged into deeply with a few fingers. What, you don’t do that to all your gifts? Well, we guess some lend themselves more to this kind of… appreciation than others, and Sandra Langley’s virgin booty certainly fits the bill.
Sure, sometimes in a pinch any regular, run-of-the-mill storebought asshole will do. But when you really want to treat yourself, why not go for the freshest artisanal teen ass out there? It looks great and tastes even better.
Imagine stepping out of your door to see babes and studs all wearing skimpy underthings and sky-high stilettos… That would be a beautiful sight! Checking the mail or walking the dog would become such a sexy ordeal. We guess the only problem is the whole (18+) world would have raging boners to deal with all the time. Hmm. Maybe we should just leave it to Alysa Gap, because she looks freakin’ fly.
So the hurricane came and went (for the most part), and despite not experiencing too much damage in our parts, we busted through our hurricane emergency foodstuffs with a quickness nonetheless. But when all the canned goods and trail mix are gone, what else remains? If you’re this chick, a nice fellow’s ramped-up ass and turgid cock are up for grabs. Lucky! We feel like we could make it through an apocalypse with this kinda feastin’.
This little lady really knows her way around the goods… From a phenomenally impressive deepthroat to workin’ across ball-territory down to a heartily voracious rimjob, she’s got all areas covered. Color us impressed! It’s true what they say — you can’t judge a babe by her size; it’s all about the appetite. And this petite girlie is hungry like the wolf.
