What is Jules Jordan trying to say here? We ask because it seems like they’re implying that you can be overburdened by butt sex, and we’ve never felt that before. Never have we said, “That’s enough gaping jizz-filled assholes for one day!” but perhaps we haven’t allowed ourselves to freely gorge on such visions. Can one reach a limit of anal enjoyment? There’s only one way to find out.
As former East-Coasters (that is where Papa sent us to finishing school), Fleshbot’s Porn Valley Division wanted to remind our frigid, Atlantic-adjacent readers that we are thinking of you in this slushy time. Excuse us while we turn on the headlights. The delicious Kagney Linn Karter actually has to squint
She doesn’t need and bells, whistles, or gimmicks; all you get is Riley Evans, a penis, and the camera. Yea, the true test of a great pornstar is minimalism. Will Riley still inspire fapping without any special feats? Yes! Take that, parody porn. We only need Riley’s eyes (er, and
I recently recovered a memory card from a broken camera. Though the photos aren’t that old, a great deal has changed in the porn world in the past two years. But one thing hasn’t: Boobs are still awesome. Tippi Hedren reads “The Master” at the annual Easter Sunrise Ceremony at
Let’s be clear about this from the start: there is no real, empirical evidence to suggest that giving handjobs actually prevents carpal tunnel. Getting one from a hot chick might help you forget about the pain though. When we first received news that Porno Dan and the dastardly crew over
Zero Tolerance heard that you were feeling blue: headache, fever, and chills, too. They came to try to cheer you up…by bringing their nurse who loves to fuck. Hey, it worked in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.” Men are pretty simple beasts when you boil it down. There are several sexual
Evan Stone is easily the best salesman we’ve ever seen. He could sell a fur coat to an Inuit man! He could sell Riley Evans her own pussy! Well, first he has to prove how delicious it is. (Easy!) You might think be thinking, “Hey! If Evan Stone offers sexual
Nothing on this earth is quite as nice as a juicy pair of jiggling natural jugs. We could spend hours motorboating the living shit out of set of luscious sweater stretchers! Lucky for us, so can David Lord. This week, his recently announced production house, Rebel Studios, is launching their
Slowly but surely, director Sammy Slater has been climbing to the top of porn parody mountain. This week he adds one more peak to his belt on that Everest climb, as Kagney Linn Karter plays his Tenzing Norgay. It may come as no surprise that “Dancing with the Stars” is
Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong it can be shocking: How can you fuck up fucking? But “Cummin’ At You 3D” gets it gloriously right – in your face! Cummin’ At You 3D Studio: Tommy Gunn Entertainment Director: Tommy Gunn Cast: Tommy Gunn, Sindee Jennings,
Who among you didn’t want to see the cast of “Friends” getting it on? (If you raised your hand, we’re guessing you never watched the show). Well, the cast of “Friends” may not have given in to our most perverse fantasies, but at least New Sensations gave us this relatively
Riley Evans, as you well know, has perfect breasts. But her four (or eight) counterparts in “Nurses of Boobsville” are so bouncy, sloshy, and boundary-redefining that it is a headscratcher that she even got her Associates Degree in Boobed Nursing. “We want booby-rockin’ – not perfection.” The women in this
How magic are Riley Evans’s magic breasts? So magic that they have the power to heal. Well, at least that’s what we were told by the administrator of Boobsville Hospital, who’s very happy to have Riley on staff. Then again, maybe things work differently in Boobsville (though we gotta say…just
In the desert hills above Porn Valley hang Riley Evans’ perfect breasts. She is standing in the 102-degree afternoon waiting for them to be – depending on the prevailing winds – ejaculated upon or over. I never learned what happened between Tony DeSergio, Oliver Sanchez and Evans on the set
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days. Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. The blowjob comes, Riley Evans hums…these happy days are yours and mine! Yes, we thought the best way to get you through the hump of Wednesday was with a lovely clip from “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX.” Travel
Tig oles, monster mammary jiggle jugs, economy sized sweater stretching funbags, mouth watering massive melons. Call them what you will. Sin City‘s got a fresh fix of them in their latest release, “Big Natural Tits 3,” which comes out next week. Carolyn Reese, Sierra Skye, Riley Evans, Brooke Banner, and
In light of her sudden and sad departure from the world of adult entertainment we here at Fleshbot would like to remind readers of Penny Flame in merrier circumstances… …as in, on the set of Axel Braun’s epic Hustler release “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX,” released just last week. Seriously
If Hollywood thinks that directing yourself in a movie’s starring role is challenging, they should get a good look at lithe sex goddess Jenna Haze directing herself getting her brains fucked out. Um, hello? Oscar? So Jennaration X Studios and Jules Jordan aren’t technically releasing “Jenna Haze’s Cum Spoiled Sluts”
